Changing in women’s locker room

>changing in women’s locker room
>overheard women next to me talking about weight loss
>w1: “yeah I’ve been trying to eat less and exercise more, I want to lose some weight”
>w2: “well if you eat less, your body will go into survival mode, and it will be harder to lose weight”
>mfw

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Scientifically correct and you should be slapped for 3 days straight.

kys

This better be bait

Why were you changing in women’s locker room?

It is correct, but the explanation is a little oversimplified. If you eat too healthy, your lipogenic fat burning process will slow down. This is why it is smart to have a cheat day once a week to restart the process, so you burn fat at a normal rate instead of slowly.

This, you perverted faggot, you wanna get arrested?

>he doesn't go into the woman section, find some tights and jack off in them, leaving them cumstained.

What the fuck, I am a girl.

post vegana

>blue board

There are no girls on the internet.

Big words from a country with a 102cm average waist size.

of course you are. So am I. pic related

You’re right, my apologies

you shoulda

>kicked through the door, half dressed, pants in your ankles
>"IF YOU WANNA DO IT JUST DO IT YOU PUSSIES, LEAVE HUMANITY BEHIND!!!"
>slam a protein shake right there
>belch loudly in their faces
>"GOOOOOOD FUCKING MORNING!"
>leave the store as you are, screaming "MUTANT MODE"

xD!!!!

> A real grill
> on Veeky Forums

o i am laffin

bitch lasagna

>complain about “tfw no gf”
>act like this

haha yeah acting like a white knight on Veeky Forums will surely get you a gf

Post a pic of your body so we can better advise you and reply to this thread with more relevant information.

I’m a fucking girl, goddamnit!
Ok here’s me from sports bra thread I made

Now begone, thot.

lol proving some first world fags from fit you are a women

#LOSERS

send bob an

woah mama bob lasagne

>Bra with pressed cleavage
>Could still just be an overweight user with a fetish.

Wow, hrt has really done well for you

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she's right though

if you eat less your body's metabolism will slow down

POST GYNO FAGGOT

Nice boobs, please dont be a trap

*slaps

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Mommy

I think I'm in love
Mama gib milkies pls

Buy me a sports bra then

Fucking lol. Woman always so thirsty for attention even on Veeky Forums. Fuck off dumb bitch

>guyssss i'm a grilll i'm serious here's a picture of my body what do you think? :3

What, like the guys here are any different? Literally half of these threads are about body and face rates. I’m sorry if my tits offended you, user.

If you wanna post your boobs, don't censor it

Show ass

A feminine penis is still a penis, user.

>Fucking lol. Woman always so thirsty for attention even on Veeky Forums. Fuck off dumb bitch
TRANSLATION:
>(I'm such an INCEL! Women like that won't even acknowledge my existence! Good thing I've convinced myself women aren't worth my time or I'd have to become An Hero!)

post more faggot

Hmm, any chance you're lactating, OP? With nice, big, juicy nipples? I prefer boobs that have a *flavor* to them. :-9

Yes, this is exactly how they act in real life all the time.

post benis

Yeah that's why skellys have such slow metabolism right? Shut the fuck up.

>What the fuck, I am a girl.
Listen OP, if you want them to believe you, you have to show PROOF with timestamp, and boobs aren't good enough. Thin panties showing your camel-toe (no penis bulge) with timestamp would be good enough.

OK RETARD

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So now that we've established you're a whore, we can dither on the price.

For showing off your milkies, I can buy you half. Of fuck all. Seriously, paying for boob pics on the internet? Fuck off.

>that arm hair
Disgusting.

hi bb post bobs and vagene

>12 year old spamming "tits or gtfo!!11! xd"
>girl posts tits
>hurr durr why are women such attention whores

>inb4 white knight

>Inb4 hurtful comments
I love you bby

>no one said it yet
TITS OR GTFO

(You)
Why are you so russled? You want more attention than anyone here

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Cute

Sage

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Cover yourself whore

Sage

transgender doesn't count.

I'm sure you believe that xer

Females exist

Pic related

There was a sports bra thread? Missed it, damn

That's an awful lot of arm+boob pressing, and very minimal cleavage.

0/10

Thanks. Now, GTFO.

>tfw identify as woman
Hello fellow women

Nice cock bro, no homo

Gun sex

Holy shit you're right

lol nice gyno, fag.

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Are you jealous that I have more hair on my arms than you could ever grow on your chin, user?

Wow, still in here checking for responses to her tits, surprise surprise

I AM the one who posted her tits, dumbass

That's exactly what i mean you fag brainlet

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Actually did that before. Not my best moment, but it was a step above putting my balls in a stack of coffee cups and rubbing the filters on my dick in the same place

Milkies

LONDON

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Nice gyno fag

Post brapper

Tell her that you should fast because then your body will remain in normal mode when you eat

Starvation is bad, OK?

Weight loss is largely a matter of reducing calories and increasing activity. So if 500 fewer calories a day than you need to maintain is good, 2000 less is better, right? Not really. Because below a certain threshold, your body thinks you are one of those starving refugees on TV, and does a bunch of things that hurt your long-term weight loss.

Read that again: starving is a bad way to lose weight.

Why this is so:

Your metabolism slows down. Your body will burn fewer calories to maintain itself, and you will feel awful. This is bad for weight loss because as soon as you quit starving yourself, you'll gain weight fast because your metabolism has bottomed out.
You will tend to lose muscle more than fat. Your body will naturally try to conserve fat and cannibalize muscle if it thinks it is outright starving. This is bad because your real goal is FAT loss, not weight loss. This is how you have people who lose 100 pounds and reach their "ideal" weight, but still look amazingly flabby. Also, losing muscle slows your metabolism down even further, amplifying the giant horrible rebound effect once you quit starving yourself.
Your life will be a living hell. You'll eventually feel horrible, the diet will fail, and you'll binge eat and regain everything you lost, plus interest.

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The fasting threads say exactly the opposite so if you could source your argument I’ll listen

>eating less = starving
no wonder america has an obesity problem

That's the first 3 days. After that you feel fine, so long as you stay stocked on electrolytes and don't break the fast.
t. Approaching 6 days water fast

i heard it from a yellow dinosaur

you're gonna get a lot of hurtful comments babygirl but dont you worry about a thing because you're beautiful to me. god damn baby girl tfw thinking of you hurting :(((

Yeah thats kinda retarded that people think that overall. Like, you may feel like shit for it but you will definitely lose weight you fuckheads
Source: Me going from fatty to skelly and now trying to get to manmode

what the fuck

eating nothing =/= eating 1000 cals a day
youtube.com/watch?v=APZCfmgzoS0&t=57s

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ALRIGHT DON'T RESPOND THEN YOU FUCKING BITCH