2018 YEAR OF THE BLOAT

Why aren't you BLOATMAXXING right now?
Even /ourboy/ Sam motherfucking Hyde is BLOATMAXXING as we speak

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he's a big guy

Why is everything he does so hilariously ridiculous lmao

/yourboi/*

this is not sam is it?

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nope

youtube.com/watch?v=EjQUyfh549k

TFW the bloatlord can jump squat 500 pounds
That's like me putting 405 on my back, squatting, and jumping up with it.
>TFW you will never be as strong as grizzly

maybe not but i will live past 40, can see my dick, could out run bloatmax at a mild walking pace and can take more than 5 steps without feeling the heart attack coming

DELTE NOW

finding out it's not Sam has legitimately ruined my day

It's a 300 pound, 6'5" tall black-jewish man, so it might as well be Sam Hyde.

fk beast

why do you think he's jewish?
he looks like a regular mulatto to me

because he looks like sam (also a black-jewish man)

unironically delete this post
nobody else should see this

BLEACHED

i know this is not sam but i also heard sam is bulking, his latest videos show

>instagram.com/p/BTZ6FkchznQ/
holy fuck i thought same went ahead and got dreads lmao

he did

how are you getting these pictures?
does samil al hayeed have a twitter or anything?
i thought they shut him down

>he isn't on sam's weekly email list

stop trying to bamboozle me and answer my question

sam updates his followers through an email blog
each blog entry comes with a gallery of photos about stuff related to the email
you have to ask him to add you to the list. he'll probably call you a bitch for asking, but just tell him you pay for hydewars

i said STOP
now answer me

god i wish it was