Day three of no clap. how to show a lady of the night that i appreciate his performance?

I have a really hard time not clapping. How do you do it?
Earlier I slapped a ho a couple of times just to enjoy the sound.
Wasn't really the same though since my hands didn't connect.

>how to show a lady of the night that i appreciate his performance?
>lady of the night
>his performance

wat

>do no clap in america
>end up in jail

Am I breaking noclap if I just rub my palms together? It's not making any sound.

>on no clap
>be american
>movie ends
>shoot up theatre

You just need to be innovative

no
that would be edging, not clapping

this thread

kek

>how to show a lady of the night that i appreciate his performance
>his performance

>be me, skinny fuck
>live in my mom's basement
>obviously a neet
>go to the theatre to clap at least three times a day
>started with the classics, but now I can only clap when watching postmodern productions
>give noclap a try
>very hard at first, but I have nothing to lose
>because I don't clap, going to the theatre is pointless
>with all that free time on my hand, decide to get my shit together
>start going to a gym, and start bulking because I finally have time to eat
>get a job and start going to bars with my colleagues
>one night hit it of with a qt
>take her home, give her the d raw
>catch the clap from the whore
Wat do?

ditch her, don't let a woman ruin no clap for you

But I already caught the clap and right now I can't afford going to a doctor.

fucking lost

lul

congrats you almost got all of the jokes :)

>with all that free time on my hand
heh

LOL

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>on my third week of no clap
>absolutely no desire to clap
>can't even get my hands close to each other

wtf guys you said this would work did I fuck myself?