ITT: our kryptonite

I literally had to spend all my extra money in comics during highschool because otherwise I would have ate this shit everytime.

Been looking for some noodles.

Are this a tasty alternative?

Or they are like every other instant noodles out there?

Fuuuark when I was staying at my parents' house over Christmas they had a huge Costco bag of this and I could NOT stop eating the fuckers. Probably consumed like 3000cals of them in a single sitting.

I stopped drinking soda since a year ago.

This shit is the only thing I still craving

Thank god I haven't seen one in months.

>Or they are like every other instant noodles out there?
No, they will blow you away. They don't tasty like the rest at all.

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also fucking this, when I get drunk I have to force myself not to grab some of this shit

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>Worries about soda
>Drinks alcohol

The absolute state of fatties.

these fuckers will make you start sweating
but it burns so good

The Toro ones were the best, wey

SHILL THREAD DETECTED, SAGE AND MOVE ON. FUCK THIS FATTY SHIT. THEY'RE SENDING SUBLIMINAL MESSAGES TO YOU SO YOU COMPULSIVELY BUY THE TRASH IN YOUR NEXT GROCERY STORE VISIT.

Try takis, they're better

and takis are the fucking bomb lol

I'm so glad I'm no fat, I can eat Krispy Kremes every day.

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what are the toro ones? i have only seen these ones at my local stores

where do i get these?

Escorts tbhfam

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What? I'm talking about Cane's you fucking retard, why the fuck would I want Sweet Tea after drinking?

Hispanic delis, rite aid, walmart, walgreens, target, fucking amazon

Man google rocks

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No, these are even hotter and even cheesier, hard to find though.

These came out a few months ago and they were low carb GOAT cause it was like 4 carbs for 50 pieces or some shit and they were tasty af and they were pretty low cal too, I noticed about a month ago they vashished from shelves though and I cant even find any really online besides a couple setchyish websites :(

The Toro ones haven't been in stores since almost 9 years I think.

Man, you missed the opportunity.

Still applies you stupid retard.

How fucked up are you to get drunk but worry about fry chicken?

Jesus Christ the absolute state of burgers.

>ordering chips off amazon
fucking luls

a MacChicken

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>comparing half of 5th of vodka to 1500-2000 calories of pure fat
ok retard

Half a fifth of vodka is still an extra 800 calories. That's more than I used to get from drinking soda all day.

Same here, still drink diet now and then, but I can't drop sodas completely. Especially not after they saved my life...

And I don't want to add an extra 1500-2000 calories to that, on a 2500 cal/day that ain't that bad

the lord God knows these chips are like heroin to me

also any hot cheeto variety is like crack but recently, I had a bag of them and my stomach felt like it was churning outwards, followed by intense shit session. i'm taking a break from the hot cheetos but the cheddar jalapeno...jesus help me

these, thank fuck I don't see them at most local grocery stores

You eat an extra TWO THOUSAND calories just from going to Raising Cane's? Goddamn, being a fatlet must be terrible, fuckin' glad I have skinny genes so I don't have to deal with eating an extra day's worth of calories ever time I get fast food.

>cream soda

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Are you illiterate? 1500-2000, let's break it down for you because you obviously can't do it yourself
>coke ~200 calories
>box combo with extra sauce ~1200 calories
And sometimes i'll get an extra toast or extra fries when i'm in full drunk survival mode

Your doubledubs are wasted on any girl other than Yuri.

My nigga.

We should open some bottles while we watch Alien.

Chili cheese fries and poutine. Tried both when I was on vacation last year and ended up slaying them for an entire week. Thank god they're fucking expensive back at home.

>Skinny user: Hrrm, getting kinda hungry, guess I'll eat this small bag of fritos. 180 exta calories isn't that bad right?!?
>Fat user: Hrrm, getting kinda hungry, guess I'll eat this ENTIRE EXTRA FUCKING MEAL, OMNOMNOMNOM. 2000 extra calories isn't that bad right?!?

I worked at an office many years ago, like 2004 or so. One of the guys there's had a wife who worked for frito-lay had him hand out a a bunch of bags of this stuff in blank un-labeled silver bags.

it was a test package of a new product they were working on. we filled out surveys about what we thought and what we should call them.

I wanted them to be called roll-itos. also suggested they be filled with cheese or something.

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Kek, it's ok user, you'l get there eventually, just starve yourself with a potato famine like Penn Jillette and you'll be there in no time:

>those
>hot
Tell your tongue to step up nigga

/sips/ user just try one 0 cals

that shit tastes like dish soap
I just try to forget these exist or id never stop eating them
yeah these new shits are gaf

The first bites feels like busting a nut while the rest makes you feel like you've ended a years nofap streak

Hot Cheetos too

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HSP's are god tier bulking food

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Narcissism is unhealthy

fuck, now i want one

I think im addicted to salt

come to jimmyz and get a snackie with me

Fuck is this shit?

This, it looks disturbing yet delicious, I need to know!

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its a halal snack pack
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KEJd2u49ZiE

I really like how the cookie crumbles when I'm chewing. Oreos cookies taste very bland to me in comparison, though the filling is better in oreos if double stuffed.

Its just a layer of chips, then some cheese, then some meat, then more cheese, then some garlic, BBQ and chilli sauce

Looks like a pain (n the ass to eat.

just use a fork like a civilised person

Deep dish pizza. I can eat non stop.

Wtf I thought I was the only 1

>"use a fork to eat fries"
kek

Oh you son of a bitch! I had forgotten about the box I had in my freezer.

Now I’m in bed trying not to eat all 4 of them

>creaming soda
>fellow sigorny fan
My nigga

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Are you me?

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ayyy

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>i can eat an entire bag of this
yeah? i could eat about 10 bags of them
pizza, beer, and donuts

This with black tea.

My dick

beer

This shit right here.
It's fucking delicious and so full of calories and sugar.

spinach and cheese pastry, my stomach hurts only thinking about it. delicious.

you should try bosnian/yugo pita with spinach, fucking great

ITT: Ameritards with no cuisine history

that is not a true white russian

I love it, I'm Eastern European and it's so fucking hard to resist temptation. It's literally everywhere.

I crave these fucks pretty much 24/7. I have to get them at least once a month

he sounds like a fucking faggot homoe

I know the feeling man

>Beans and tomatoes go with eggs
This is why your colonies leave you.