So /fit it finally happened

inb4 "stds aren't that bad bro lmao"

i forgot, wanted to says, this is nice.
Well done, no i really mean it.

HIV mother fucker what? I dont have HIV lmao

I was ignorant to the risks senpai, I thought girls got immunized to all HPV but thats only the recent ones.

It didnt even show up until october, when this poor chick I was exclusive with got herp. So I had to go through the back logs and ashamedly tell every girl to get tested until one admitted to it. Fuckin bitches.

I had it too good. Ex fat ass that got shredded, went on a fucking spree and now its all over.

Where you from user?

Breh just b ur self.
I’m not even BBC, just above 6 but kinda thick, maybe 5” girth. Think of the new Coke cans.

Also pic related. I’m gonna fuck with condoms only from now on.

Half these girls rip them off you anyway. What are you gonna do? stop fucking them because they ripped your condom off?

thats what started it for me.

Plus I rip most condoms in like 30 seconds. Big dick fag (probably has more to do with smashing so much poon than the abs)

>then at the same motel she took samples of my blood
What the FUCK dude, I'm having a hard time believing this

My dick is 5.5" x 5" and out of 30 girls I've fucked I made four of them bleed from pounding, you don't have to have a horse cock for that
>and they don't care as long as you're also applying other stimulus with your hands and head/mouth, they're busy having multiple orgasms

I've had HSV2 since I was an infant, getting infected by my whore mother. It really isn't that bad, normally everthing stays in check in my immune system isn't stressed.
Once you accept never having sex again, it leaves a lot of time for new hobbies and adventures.

You deserve it OP. Hahahaha fuck you dude.

See For th results
And here’s pic related, run it through an exif viewer if you want. You can even see her polished toe nails. Took a pic for some bants with other med tech friends because for whatever reason I seem to know a ton of people in the medicine field despite being an IT guy.

You tried like positive singles or whatever? I took a peek and most the chicks were awful

Pretty much time to settle down I guess

It's not the dick size, you're just too retarded to buy fitting condoms.
t. guy without bastard children, or superaids

fitting condoms? theyre all the same fucking size. magnums are just longer.

bro, dyel?

lmao, you really are too retarded. Check mysize condoms family

I’ve had type 1 on my dick for a year, but literally have no outbreaks. Unless your immune system is shit you’ll be fine, and if it does pop up that just means you can’t fuck for like 5 days. Don’t bother telling anyone unless you’re in a relationship, and even then I wouldn’t do it unless there was an outbreak.

Nah senpai.

I believe you now, but it's still weird
Also, this

breh finally.

I havent had a single "outbreak". I've never had any sores whatsoever. The girl that got it in october dragged me into the hospital room with her in october to talk to the doctor. He said I could be carrying it without symptoms for my whole life.

Like I googled images of it and I've never had anything like i saw there.

HSV1 reporting in. Just got some natty lickaroo head from a coldsore chick I hadn't spotted. Got me after years of dodging sloots and playing safe, idort girl didn't even know. Worst part was we didn't even do anything else, the vibe was off so we ended up just hanging the rest of the night.

Thought I had an ingrown hair and spent the next month in a tailspin. Feels real bad when your own body is acting against you like that, first outbreak is like having a really bad flu. That was November, haven't had an outbreak since and learned to accept it. Told a chick about it and she didn't mind, in Webmd age most people don't have the stigma too bad for coldsore on your junk.

Hang in there bro. Focus on your gains and you'll be on the other side soon enough.

I know m80, can you imagine having sex for 3 hours and then finally at the end of it all you both take a shower, dry up, then she pulls out a syringe and some tubes?
It was like a scene from a movie involving druggies, we were both still topless when she took it.

nvm, you look okay. Just need a little bit more size

>Don’t bother telling anyone unless you’re in a relationship

What an idiot. Straight up from google and various medical websites: "Herpes (both oral & genital) can be spread even when there are no symptoms or sores. This is called asymptomatic shedding."

Thanks to people like you, herpes is rampant.

And you sure your dick herpes is type 1? It's usually type 2. Type 1 is less worrisome since about 2/3 of the adult population has it

>try tinder one (1) time
>got the clap
>ruined three gym shorts and underwear because didn't go to hospital until after three days of discharge
>take antibiotics
>okay in less than 24 hours
based science

Calm the fuck down, OP. Literally everyone has some form of HPV. There are 150+ strains. It's the most common STI. It might give you some warts but those can be removed. As for HSV1 (oral herpes), it's just cold sores. They're annoying, but that's it. And if you're relatively healthy then your immune system takes care of it and you may only get an outbreak if you're sick. Unless it's fucking HIV/AIDS, STIs aren't much of a big deal. Calm down and grow up. Condoms don't protect you from everything. You'll prolly get gonorrhea, too, but that's easily treated with antibiotics.

I'm type 1, the girl that got it (apparently) from me was tested. I told the doc we had really rough sex and shes super tight so she would usually bleed (shes like 5'2 100lbs).

anyways I've never had a cold sore or anything so I cant get specifically tested.

Yeah, the initial outbreak is the worst. Then your immune system builds up a "defense" against it and it becomes less common. I know people who don't even consider cold sores an STI. It's just that common. Lots of people get it as a child from sharing drinks or kissing relatives and then hardly ever deal with it again.

Fuck man I'm still tail spinning lmao. Didnt even know jesus fuck these bitches. Same thing happened to me.

Ya I got the warts. Already got one frozen off and it scarred pretty bad even with polysporin on it daily. I just dont want to give a girl future cervical cancer.

Just telling people you have herpes is fucking terrifying

>Raw dog qt3.14 while drunk
>Several days later see a huge pimple bump on my shaft
>Hope to Allah it's an ingrown hair
>Grab some tweezers and alcohol then go to town popping it open
>This thing is about 3.5mm big and I'm slowly ripping it open looking for a hair among the blood
>Finally pull a thick hair that rips open skin near the lump itself in the process
>Dick now has a scar on the shaft
>At least I'm probably STD free right?

You know that your fucking around, and getting STDs, can make your future wife infertile, right? Hope the thots were worth it.

Enjoy your Chancre.

i managed to get chlamydia once, and scabies from thots

worth it

>15 chippendale strippers

Littaly wut? If a woman has fucked 15 male strippers then I'm sure her actual number is way over 40.

>and it has absolutely nothing to do with envy
oh but it does

Yeah, it is. I felt so stressed when I found out. Luckily the next 3 girls I was with after I found out all had it, too. They wouldn't have said anything if I didn't mention it, though. I've been turned down a few times because of it, but that's fine. Ignorance makes people more afraid of it, so I think it's important to talk about it.

>get gonorrhea and chlamydia
>don't get it treated
Nigga what. Shit's free in the US if you're not a brainlet and availed of free (not really because taxes) county/state healthcare programs.

Fuck it man I'm gonna give it a go soon then. We'll see how this goes

cuck

can you imagine having such a slut for a sister?

Girls can get immunized for because they carry it but it's best for boys to get immunized too. Hpv is a motherfucker because it can cause throat cancer

>HPV vaccine
That only covers the 5 most common strains (of which there are 150+). It's definitely a good idea to get it, but you're still going to get HPV of some kind. Hell, I have a plantar wart on my heel right now which is technically HPV.

Yup I did my research on HPV, and had a roommate who had it and actually had to have part of her cervix removed.

Finding info on herpes is actually tough considering how much bullshit you'll find in poorly written articles.

I'm canadian so we have a public sexual health center in my city I'll probably go to, still dealing with the shame of admitting it though really.

user you know I meme the "dangerous" strains. I make vaccines for it

>Plus I rip most condoms in like 30 seconds
Nigger, learn how to properly put on condoms! Leave the air in the tip and make sure there's enough lubrication. lube up her labia and your dick so it doesn't slide the condom down and rip when you initially enter. It's not about your big ol' dick. It's about you not knowing how to properly use condoms.

I'm cucknadian too. Nobody cares in those clinics there's no shame at all very chill. Definitely go.

Cold sores are HSV not HPV.. genital warts are HPV there are also a lot of strains of HPV that you can have without showing symptoms.. some increase your risk of penile and anal cancer though and cervix cancer for women.

imagine carrying a gay nigger virus

Jesus is there a class on this shit? My first girlfriend had an IUD so we raw dogged from the start. Ruined condoms for life lmao

seriously though condoms from like 7-11 feel like a tourniquet on my shit. Got a chode for real

I have herpes on my dick... I get one or two very small sores once or twice a year (stress is a factor), I eat some pills and its gone in 4-5days.

Couldn't care less. I just make sure to tell anyone I'm seeing on a regular basis, and none of them have ever made a fuss.

Stop crying OP

Gotta get large-sized condoms like Magnums or Large Skyns. Normal condoms choke my dick.

Do you avoid sexual activity when you have an outbreak? Popping a sore seems dangerous desu

Is it weird to make sure you're perfectly groomed before going in?

I've had my shit fondled by male doctors twice already, first at the hospital with the chicky poo and he said "no herp here senpai, but take this prescription for antivirals".

the last was a few months ago getting a wart frozen off. So uncomfortable

Yes... Its also painful, much like a bruise.

They literally don't care at all they've seen more hair than a bad porno and completely waxed

Sounds like you're one of the retarded that mate without any intelligence behind you.

Grats, you're having sex, wonderful. But if you're stupid about how to put on a condom and not taking the time to go to Walgreens to buy a good package of condoms, then you're a dumbass.

This is similar to someone bragging about a night out with the bros and getting into a car accident because of drunk driving. Grats, you had a night out with the bros, you still need to be intelligent enough to get back home.

So be intelligent enough to have sex safely.
Not that hard man and at the end of the day, no one truly cares about your conquers, if they're mature. They may care because you care and they want to be your friend or something, but they aren't losing sleep over it.

Fuck alright I'll go. Hopefully theyre more knowledgeable than family doctors.

My family doctor is Nigerian and when i told him he laughed and said "so what, everyone has that".

maybe in fucking africa dude

I'm not even trying to be edgy here, I would disown her. Fucking nasty. I really hope the story is fake, but goddamn, I almost believe it seeing how dysfunctional his family is, they probably all grew up in a shit environment.

The clinic physicians specialize in this they will be much better than a general physician

1. Girls only bleed if theyre on their period, or you dont make them wet. Up your foreplay game, stop being a selfish fucker
2. One test doesnt 100% clear you from having something. Your immune system can supress something enough so that it doesnt show up on tests, but you still have it and can have breakouts later on. Youd need to get tested multiple times over a period of time. And males especially have easier time suppressing symptoms and hiding their diseases.
American education system fails again

>maybe in fucking africa dude
Guess what, you're no better than those shitskins now. Learn some humility.

Mouth herpes doesn't = genital herpes. Try again

Fun to read until you said "papa bless". Jesus christ, egghhh

That immunization only works on one variety, there's multiple different varieties you can still catch. And they don't let girls over a certain age even get that shot. My mom never had me get it, 28 now

Another user here. You can get genital herpes in the mouth.

Herpes is herpes. HSV1 thrives in the mouth more and HSV2 thrives in the gentials more, but it's basically the same shit. Cold sores are just less stigmatized because they're literally in your face and you can't hide them.

Bro manlet?

Sexual health in africa is brutal. If you thought i was being racist fuck off.

You can get HSV1 on your dick just like you can get HSV2 on your face. Try again

Wrong. Oral sex with a cold sore can possibly turn into genital herpes for the receiver.

I hope you're killed by a drunk driver soon

you look like u can almost diddly 3 plates , good job !

Thanks for reminding me to bag up with wenches from tinder OP
must suck.
I've heard deepthroating is pretty bad for STDs, but where's the fun in a bj if she doesn't go balls deep?

All the girls got them in middle school but the boys didnt for whatever reason. I'm 26, but I know the newer one covers a lot more strains.

I was doing some reading and im not sure if its true or not but apparently the wart causing strains aren't cancer causing which is a huge relief.

No what he is saying is that you are no better than a literal monkey and you can't even control your own behavior well enough to not risk catching one or more STDs.

I don't care what color your skin is, you're a nigger.

fucking retard

Manlet alert.

Accept papa nurgles love user

The irony of your post is palpable.

>blames the women at the end
>the males are the ones with hundreds of partners and gave it to them
Wtf? How did this imbecile come to this conclusion? The only conclusion to be drawn from that is men should stop being irresponsible sluts
>women suffering because of a man's actions
Aren't we tired of this yet?

I figured as much, just thrown off from the experience.Thanks senpai.

My old shitty senpai doc denied my request for tests because I didnt have symptoms, guy was a fucking moron. Guy also wouldnt let me get my hormones tested when i couldnt keep it up with my ex, accused me of doing pre cycle blood work on tax dollars dime. Literally tore apart our relationship.

>type 1 herpes

Nigga like half of adults have that

Don't know bout that hpv tho

There's claims of guys sleeping with multiple hundreds of females, yet THATS what gets your attention? You think those hundreds of women were all virginal brides? Jfc this is exactly what's wrong with the world

Ok that doc sounds pretty shitty, that sucks

> cardio bunny uses elliptical next to me regularly
> only last two of the row in range of wifi
> struck up the conversation asking if that's why she was always next to me
> yup.. start chatting from there
> get her to start lifting a bit to tone up
> explained it was better than straight cardio
> after a few weeks we meet outside the gym for coffee
> end up going to her place
> thinking I'm gonna smash..
> she's topless and grinding on me
> ...then she pauses and drops the herpes bomb
> kind of her to tell me.. but it killed my bone
> the risks were low, especially if wearing a condom
> ...but I couldn't get it out of my head
> mfw I excused myself and went home
> never saw her at the gym again
Regret it actually.. She was severely fuckable. But damn it I don't want to compromise my body.

Where I live no one even knows that a cold sore is herpes. No wonder we have a syphilis outbreak in the town

Even more people have some form of HPV. It's the most common STI. Not a huge deal, really. I think it's more dangerous for the ladies because of cervical cancer. But the worst you'll deal with is a wart which can be removed.

calling someone a nigger irregardless of race does not make you forward thinking. It just makes you racist and trying to justify the use of the word.

So you believe that it's gender issues that is the sole cause of issues in the world... really?

>compromise my body
An occasional outbreak when your immune system is weak isn't bad, user. Ignorance breads fear. She sounds like a great person. I would educate yourself and talk to her about it.

jump in a lava pit to purge the sickness. its what ill do if i ever catch that shit

>herpes
>mattering
I love this meme.