How do I make my butt less feminine?

Sit on my face bby

I'm not convinced that this is a male butt.

also, i do glutes exercises, how do i increase test levels ?

when you you wish you were in prison with op

no homo

Real answer is to grow some body hair and lift

i-i too need to know. a-asking for a friend

lose fat

stop posting it on the internet, for one

You are fucked my man.
>here lies the eternal twink RIP

Move heavy objects

Stop posting pictures on a blue board for attention like a roastie

take a knife and just gouge the fuck out of at least one, but preferably both, of your cheeks.

If your skin wasn't so damn smooth it wouldn't look so feminine so your only option is to scar it.

This. imgur your dick OP

Bbrrraaaaaapppppppp

You just gave me a boner and I'm not that gay

Lose 30 lbs, at least, fat estroboy

Synthol
Lots of synthol
Get JOOOSIE

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>Veeky Forums

Your ass isn't feminine, it looks more like a little boy. You have no hips or thighs, and your waist is fat. You're just a fairly skinnyfat little boy. Put on muscle is simply what you need to do

user wtf LOOOOOOL, had to double take there.

user...

Why would you ever? Don't you fucking dare.

thats a pretty nice ass desu, would pork

Stop embracing penises with it

I need some exercise recommendations to improve my butt.

you can't improve on perfection
very homo

>tfw hank hill butt
I squat 4 plate it shouldn't be this way

>butt like that and not transitioning
>current year
get with the times user

You need to tighten up you ass. It looks jiggly and feminen. Add Glute Bridges to your workout and use that odd hipabductor machine. Liftheavy, and don't do volume.

Lose that fat, retard

this desu

I'd say perform more isolation exercises for quads and hamstrings. Building the thighs while keeping the glutes there will give you a more masculine frame.

Too difficult to tell from this pic alone.

Post more without the pants from multiple angles. It might also help if you posed a little so we can give the best advice possible.

braaaap

>can feel dopamine trying to trigger me to fap

>day 28 still not cured

Butt thread?
Butt thread.
>wanna eat me?

Holy shit I didn't laugh this hard for months. Thanks, everonye!

Veeky Forums, gayer than /lgbt/ and /pol/ put together.

Moar butts pls

Before winter bulk.

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i think im gay

It's nothing special

it was when i reached the end of the thread when it dawned upon me. i have been looking at mens asses and kept scrolling

this

do you even ride dick?

L O N D O N
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How is my powerbottom physique coming along?

No way. This has to be bait.
You've got a better butt than most girls I see at uni. I'd fuck your ass so hard, nohomo.

No.
Good!
this thread is fucking great lmao.
Why would you want to? Even bitches love that meaty man ass
but why is it so hairless?

Dude I have an ass just like yours. I find my ass attractive though since I like female ass. Not sure if I am supposed to keep it like this. Every single girl I meet will compliment my ass at some point.

So are you going to post ass or what?

Definitely not, I am quite traumatized for it. Girls not only compliment it, but, given we spend enough time together and intimacy increases, they will keep trying to grope it. Just what is their problem? If I tried that on them, it'd be sexual harassment. I really don't like when they do that.

Yeah you're going to post it. Why even mention it in this thread?

Grow some hair on that ass bitch
Im gonna put a baby in that ass if u dont

It is just slightly more round and feminine than OP's, there is no point.

OP here,
here you go
imgur.com/a/aFT20

i've always gotten compliments on my ass from girls i've worked with or had sex with
i just want a more manly butt, since i want husbano mode

spread it

hnnnnnnng
Let's wrestle in bed to see who gets to top

spread your ass

>taking requests from strangers online
slut detected

You should be asking us how to make it more feminine

bumping for butts

how's my glutes boys

post more

God damn

Pretty sure my benis is this big. Feels good breh.

You don't, enjoy the gift your genes gave you

more

i need a twink to fuck

i'm 7 inches, but i wish i was fking 8 inches so bad... all the girls i've had sex with tells me i'm really big/long/biggest they've had... they really don't know how to measure a dick lol i wish i was 8 inch

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c-cute

COLORADO

Regular spankings.

Holy fuck that's massive.

By putting my cock in it.

I actually applied for grad school there

Is there a gay eating scale for Veeky Forums? I feel like we need one cuz we’re all kinda gay tbqh

lose fat and gain muscle

god homosexual men are just as bad as roasties

At this point you should just be a manwhore

you should come

Oh, I'll definitely come.

>that dick bulge showing long dick

G o d d a m n

I recognize those jeans from a year or two ago

Day 5 nofap here. Feels good that I'm no longer turned on by boipussy. You faggots should try it some time.

Traps are still good tho.