/short/ - tfw no gf eddition

>tfw 5'6

Found out I was 5'10.5 otherday. Thought I was 6'0 for years.
Why even live

>mfw 5'6 and I might have a 4'11 gf soon

...

What are you, retarded?

His probably not familiar with retard units.

>tfw 6'1"
>tfw 5.1"x5.5" dick
Just end my suffering.

everytime i meet a new girl i get closer and closer to getting a gf. i think when i bench 3pl8 i will get one

That's fine just don't reproduce with her unless you want to make new elliot Rodgers

> 5’6”
> me

>bully manlets in anti-manlet threads
>am a manlet

Good for you user

kek same

>5'7 (1,70m)
>girlfriend is 5'8/9 (1,75m)

Is this what making it feels like?

What is short?

According to Veeky Forums I'm short at 5'11" but I heightmog 95% of strangers on the street

I'm 5'9" and want a 5'11" gf to bully me.

We're both white, so don't worry.

Thanks.

>tfw 5’6
>gf is 5’7

Same

>thought I was 5’2”
>actually 5’2.5”

I need to throw a party

I've always wondered what having a real gf must be like

One day.
>never

>thought i was 5'9" for 3 or 4 years because never bothered to find out
>had to get height for paperwork for new job and turns out im 5'7"
>also no gf
The funny thing is most of my extended family is sub-5'5" and they think I'm tall