Beard/facial hair general

Why does most of Veeky Forums frown upon having a beard?

If someone truly has a horrid face or no chin then why not cover part of it up?

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Because no one on Veeky Forums wants to be seen as a numale, and all numales have beards

A beard is something only an old man should have.

cause apparently beards are now a cali soyboy appearance staple said somebody somewhere.

so now the clean cut look is back in style once again, or, whichever way the social winds are blowing to now.

I think it's just pushback against the numale/bugman/soyboy meme. If a beard works for you, go for it

>losing hair at 27 so buzz cut
>bad eyesight, glasses
>always wanted a beard since I was a kid
>look like a nu-male

God dammit, why is it they had to ruin this for me. Waited years for the ability to grow a full beard and when I finally can its associated with a bunch of sissy faggots.

>pitifully small chin and cuck jaw
>can grow about 5 frizzy pubic hairs per sq inch of beard, even after months of minoxidil
Th-thanks Dad

m8 people outside of Veeky Forums don't know what the numale meme is. Especially if you look like you lift you're fine. Contacts wouldn't hurt though, unless you have the face for glasses

Try contacts, I wore glasses forever and never realized how much my face had improved until I switched. The numale shit is kind of stupid but glasses really can bring you down if your face isn't suited to them. You have to be model tier to actually look better with glasses as a guy.

>5 frizzy pubic hairs per sq inch of beard, even after months of minoxidil
Same thing happened to me when I used it but my eyebrows got stupid thick and my hairline improved markedly
Not even mad

Started growing hair on the backs of my fingers though which was kind of weird

should i start taking minoxidil?

I tried them back in high school, but my eyes are so bad I was just BARELY within the range of being able to benefit from contacts at all. that being said I kinda like how I look with glasses.

What pisses me off is ever since the thick "nerdy" glasses became the fad almost every frame available doubled in thickness, makes it hard to find simple wire frames.

Also if you haven't done so you should take the neckpill. One of the major things separating numales from men
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I'd say yes, I wish I'd started it sooner
Some people report headaches or hair growth in weird places but I didn't get any of that.
Just remember to stay on it for at least a year or you'll lose your hair gains, I learned that the hard way and had to start over.

>Been doing neck curls and other stupid shit for about a year
>Pencil neck looks exactly the same as it always has
Euthanize me pls

’Cause nu-males ruined beards and most other facial hair.

no it is not associated with nu males. Stop living in Veeky Forums world.
If you are a faggot, yeah you will very likely look like a faggot, it doesn't matter if you have a beard or not.
Beard is a sing of Masculinity for thousend of years. That hasn't Change bc of couple of faggots having a beard the last 5 years.

Men without beard (meaning shaving your beard away) are faggots and wannabe women. If you can't grow it, you need to accept it

ITT: beardless pussies

i want a moustache so bad but shit genetics prevent me from growing luscious facial hair

Drink up your soy, boy.

my hair is like steel wool, its too itchy to keep around and injures delicate ladies

I used to be angry that I couldn't grow a beard but numales ruined them so much I'm starting to feel like it's a blessing

this. people who can grow a decent beard will do it at some point

>tfw pretty decent facial hair compared to the people i see outside

I bet you also drink IPA you giganumale

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manly men historically have beards
about 80 years ago shaving became a social requirement for men
nu males want to be weak yet want to define themselves as manly
nu males take a manly symbol -- the beard -- and wear it.
first ironically -- so they can escape with "it's a private joke, haha..." Should it fail to be accepted
irony fades off, and all numales have beads, thick glasses, comic super hero t-shirts and a fatty skinnyfat belly.
That's how the hipsters (i.e. proto numale) destroyed the Canadian woodworker shirt.
And now it repeats again, taking soy down this time.

it hurts pls delet dis

It's worth it, but buy the foam. I used to get rashes and flakes with the liquid one.

You know i never understood those tokens they "absorbed" as personality until now
they never look remotely manly doing it, while never striking me as people who enjoy classically manly stuff on top of it

now it has hit me, they dont want to emulate old time men, they want to reinvent it akin to a fat ugly woman reinventing beauty standards, they take these meme aspects and make it as more accessible and less threatening to fit them, they want to be seem as a man by their peers while not doing anything to achieve it, just emulating imagery instead of attitudes
literal nu-males indeed

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Reminder it's guys like this who are calling you a faggot for shaving

>soyboys actually think they look like top left
fucking lol

Veeky Forums has a very narrow skewed perception of reality and assumes beard=nu male soyboy

that being said beards look good on some and bad on anothers,i keep a beard because im bald and having a shaved head and face just looks unbalanced.

which is it?

hey friend, maybe this will help
youtube.com/watch?v=wjiZaCJ6tCA&t=1s

Real question is do women see beards as signs of masculinity like they do with height?
Is there hope for hairy manlets?

Because people either grow shitty beards or act like prissy faggots over grooming it

Those people ruined the beard

>always wanted a Van Dyke
>had perfect 20/20 vision
>genetics kick in
>need glasses at 15
>need about a month to grow a decent beard
>will always look like a Numale
I guess I can get jacked first, do LASIK/wear contacts and try later...

Beard male reporting.

Stay mad, all you shavers are nothing more but woman with dicks

>woman with dicks
hot

Hair on fingers isn’t weird as long as it’s not thick

Not everyone grows there, I don’t, but brother does for example. Hair growth is weird, I grow on my toes and he doesn’t for example

Train your neck and look like bahala

Notice how these guys never clean shave. They always trim to a stubble.

You have pubes on your face. Burn them.

A chin extension is only £4000.
I assume that’s about $6000.

I have hair on the back of my fingers, it's very short, I was sure everyone had hair there too. I also have hair on my toes, these are not so short.

If your a ginger lad having a red beard makes you look better definitely.

lmao at the pic

I can only grow a rather dirty but impressive moustache

How can you straighten a beard properly? I've started having to shave the sides and tache down to a 2 because otherwise I go flow blown muzzie beard and it grows straight out.

I'm using beard shampoo and a comb in the shower for the chin beard as well as beard butter to straighten it, but it's still going fuzzy all over the place.

What age did you guys grow beards?
I’m 19 can only grow on neck.

This

that faggy hair cut

Do i have any chances?

That’s a cool haircut, I bet you just buzz yours faggot.

GIRL

By gay he obviously means effeminate.

> perfect goatee genetics grow in twice as fast as rest of beard
> thinner at the sides

The absolute tom-fuckery needed to keep it natty length is unreal

You're a kid

That's why, because only weak betas have to hide their glorious jawline and chin.

Nu-males and cringey 'beard culture' (people who think having a beard has anything to do with masculinity) most likely.

I haven't shaved for like 6 years, just trim once a month.

You will when you grow up.

LONDON

Your beard looks terrible. Bet you have a real shit jaw considering you'd rather look like a muslim than show it

>picture
so funny xD

>your hair must either be a buzz cut or le hipster faggot meme cut there is no in-between

I take it you can't grow one lmao

LASIK master race. I’ll admit it’s expensive so it’s understandable but it’s life changing. Also if you’re not comfortable with your eyeball being sucked from you’re head, cornea sliced open, and eye lasered. Not for you.

Clean shave should be mandatory for more jobs. It's so nice to spend all day working without those NU male looking douches

>look like a nu-male
I keep my beard at the gym and people stops to see the contrast of a gentlemen's facial hair well managed and the gainz I've made so far.
I just stare at them for a second and they move on.

Do you think I give a dime about what a Mongolian anal bleach forum has to say?
Grow up.

Anyone ever try using minoxidil to help even out some facial hair patchiness?

I can grow facial hair but my asian half kind of keeps it from being full and even. If I let it get too long, it ends up just looking shitty and unkempt

Jaw is glorious.
But indeed i am a muslim so yes.
I rather show a glorious beard then jaw yes.

Pic related: me as baby without beard with visible jaw

>I keep my beard at the gym and people stops to see the contrast of a gentlemen's facial hair well managed and the gainz I've made so far.
Delusional

You look so gay. I think it must he that fluff on the bottom

You look better shaved. The beard reveals your Turkish rape baby genes

Budweiser is more estrogenic you fucking boomer

>dad has full blown viking beard genetics
>has been getting served in pubs since he was 13 thanks to an earlier incarnation of it
>be 26 years old
>first time growing it out longer than a week
>full thick goatee apart from being thinner on the left side
>cheeks are full of vellus
>chin strap a reasonably even layer of transitional hairs
Currently 1 month and a week into this. Hoping it picks up, most advice I've seen online says to grow for around 13 weeks and see what the fuck you have at that point. At the very least the thin area of the goatee needs to sort it self out so I can grow that out.

Kek. How did you geuss im Turkish?
Lmao

Budweiser is also fucking garbage

You think that beard is a good idea

personally a properly trimmed beard makes my face "longer" and therefore "thinner". I cant stop picking at it once it gets really long though. I had a noticable dent in my beard so i trimmed it pretty far back. 3 months progress down the drain.

>Is turkish, styles himself after arabic
tradition

What would your forefathers think about you being a cuck?

Most young men with beards don't know how to maintain a decent look with them or just don't care.

If you actually take the time to take care of your beard, maintain your neck line and trim all the strays away you'll always look leagues better than the dorks that just let it grow for 6 months and run around looking like some sort of redneck Abraham Lincoln

>about 80 years ago shaving became a social requirement for men
it came out of wwi
gas masks and the invention/proliferation of the safety razor with disposable blades
the hitler 'stache was very popular at the time precisely because it gave you a way to wear a mustache that would still fit military standards (fit inside a gas mask)

>nu males[etc]...
very good observation. they've basically ruined only two types of beard, though.
1) the short-cropped clipper beard (the "natural" variety, the ones with precisely-trimmed edges have always been faggoty or niggerish)
2) the untidy long curly beard
well-groomed medium beards are still untouched by them. also various "biker" type beards, goatee, etc. are still good. i've seen mutton chops on shaved-heads around here and it looks masculine, nobody numale is taking THAT look.

close-trimmed chinstrap beards have always been nigger. long chinstrap beards are popular in the plains because mennonites and amish, but mohammedans are ruining them currently.

also, copstache was ruined by 70s pornos and handlebars by hipsters, but the "sam elliot" and the fu manchu are still good.

step 1. straight line from mustache to sideburns that eliminates the patchy upper cheek strays
step 2. "double chin method" to set the lower neckline shave point
step 3. wahl (or similar) clippers with numbered guard for the whole shebang, ideally closer than your hair in front of and above your ears, or it'll look weird. try a #4 to start.
step 4. a #2 guard or similar stepdown to fade in the neckline with a rocking motion
step 5. no guard, clean up so the stache isn't a "supper saver" hanging over your lips
step 6. look like a real man

Holy shit.
You're a fag.

>can grow a decent moustache but beard looks like hobo-tier shit

you sound like a nu-male. you even said gentleman

lmao at you
I used to have a beard like this, exactly like my pubes and neckbeard only(same as you).
At least I had a reason to grow it back than(I was fat and my dewlap annoyed me)

Yeah bow down to the constraints of society, that will surely work

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HELP Veeky Forums

I'm 30 already and I can't even get a nice 5 o'clock shadow, my facial hair only grows on my chin and moustache, I checked my test levels and are normal, what the fuck, why can't I grow an average man's beard? Is there something wrong with me? I feel like a fucking child, and on top of that my visage is kinda ugly so I can't even try to hide it with a beard, is there any way to make it grow? This is not fucking fair.

what if you are already gay ?

>being this insecure

The nose and curly hair. You're either a jew or a turk

Honestly, I think you would look better if you trimmed your beard a bit.

/pol/ is not fantasy

>a bunch of pubes around completely naked chin
>beard

>me as baby
very nice baby pics user