User why you still have your shirt on?

>user why you still have your shirt on?

y...you too

>flex a 'cep
>"so, why do you still have your bikinis on"

"because Im bulking, you wouldnt understand"

I-it's not a shirt, it's a h-hoodie.

dont worry ladies here i am

t-that's my chest hair

>tfw stretch marks on the back from growth / bad posture or something
I'm still a skelly so I'm hoping I can lift these away.

Wow they all have the classic lordosis pose so their small asses stick out a bit more. Middle one has a larger stomach than tits. I'd still fuck them then and there. I am so lonely, I love them. I hate them. Here,I will take of my shirt, please judge, I do it myself every day

>tfw these women look ugly or below average
not sure what to feel

I don't want your ovaries to explode

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c-chad?

Because I'm Scandi and whiter than sour cream, and this is fucking 'Straya. I'd get skin cancer in 30 seconds if I took off my shirt.

Also, I have gyno.

That’s not a shirt, It’s just hair

>why you still have your bras on?

Cum upon dyel sexiness ladies jk fat chix and old ladies love me

Kekd

what the fuck is that thing

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Its called peak performance, normie.

I'm legit glad I don't have standards as high as you. Assuming we get along, I'd bang them all and have a good time.

2, 3, 1

>flex a ‘cep
>how’s this for a start

kek

I heard it’s because of insulin injections.
Diabeetus.

Because I was snorkeling and free diving all day the past 3 days and my back is burnt as fuck, I have cream but I can't reach my back properly ffs.

kek'd

i remember when i had dumb high standards, though times user, though times

B-because I put band aids on my nipples so they wouldn't bleed during my morning run...

Are you okay user?

I'm trying brehs but i just know the truth and can't make me easy for women

>It's my high standards that prevent me from getting women
Sure thing bub

b-because i'm white

Because it's fucking January, why would I take it off

wow you just described my entire life in a couple sentences

>take it off
>explain my definition would look better if it wasn't sunny and if I were not so pale
>also explain that I am bulking so my abs are not visible at the moment
>run into water as fast as possible to avoid awkwardness

>What are you talking about, ladies?

It's called Adonis belt, not Adonis pouch

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The real question is why are you wearing a bikini when there's snow outside.

I'm b-bulking...

"Why is it night around you, Thad?"

psoriasis :(

Because i have acne scars on my back

>teehee, maybe I can help you with your back, user?

>not soaking up the sunlight around you for dem sweet vitamin D gains
Not gonna make it

I know this feel. Do you also have about 10,000 cuts and scrapes across your body from the rocks/reefs?

because my butthole too big to take it off XD

B-bulking...you too.

well if you insist

Because my tits are bigger than yours... not that that's saying much.

Because I’m still scrawny as shit at 74kg, otthermode is on the way though, just need that definition, see you in a year ladies

this

Friends dont let friends skip abs day

If this is you, know that the Führer would send you to a work camp for being a dingus with those shitty tats.

Three of my last gfs were really salty about that btw

is that a tumor? a hernie? How can that man think that "that" is acceptable for a selfie.

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Because I am ashamed of the way I look

>autism the post

Shooped

It's good to stay hydrated for my dick later tonight

I had my shirt off earlier but my skin is so fair that ill burn to a crisp and i dont want to lather up again

You know how Roter Frontkämpferbund ended? All red end to be dead

Because of a growth spurt I have horrifying stretch marks all across my body. My back looks like I used to cut with a razor, my stomach looks like I've been pregnant 20 times, my thighs and pubic region looks like I went from weighing 90 lbs to 400 lbs in a day. Just fucking kill me already.

its the shooped version you baka

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what could legit cause something like this?

before anybody says it a shop, i'm talking about the original pic of him, it's still pretty bad

they can fix that with lasers user. you might even be able to get it covered by insurance.

i don't get women

>have to fuck them with a condom because stds
>they still let you cum in their mouth and they swallow your cum

???

it's a common misunderstanding in general that you can't stds from oral sex.
Don't know how people don't know you can get stds from it.

I just cant believe that you are in shape.

I cant believe that that will look bad if you are shredded and tanned.
Get after it, simple as that.

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>have to fuck them with a condom because stds
And pregnancy..

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I am sunlight

Why should it matter? I HAVE MY PANTS OFF HOP TO IT

They're almost all on birth control anyway.

I hope this keeps getting more and more realistic

Gyno

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>only starts getting enjoyable at 9 inches 81/4th inch girth

is this bait? even the biggest sluts I knew thought 8 inches was ideal

yes, it's bait you fucking dunce

My entire back and shoulders are extremely hairy. :(

C-cos my belly looks like a fookin melted ice cream.

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>teleports behind ur bf
heh... nothin personnel... breeder

>Been lifting 5 months
>Still have man boobies
I don't think it is gyno, from what I can tell gyno victims have an off shape. Mine just look like fat.

But my shirt is off... ok.

Synthol

Stop posting the shooped version, dicklet.

>im-fucking-plying I'd have a shirt on within a 1 mile radius of a body of water on a sunny day like this
Living in the fucking nordics sucks dick, gotta take advantage of any sunshine

To build suspense

A-a-alpha

The Adonis Fannypack

Kekd

Because I don't take my shirt off for 6s?

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bang!