/Sex/ual Fitness

>Put it all in, user. There's more, right?

Fuck you, OP

>tfw get a physical for the first time in years
>everything is going great my health is awesome
>doc comes in with a hot as fuck nurse
>giant titties and hour glass shape
>oh dear god I want this bitch
>she is looking at me like I'm a god
>can tell she wants me
>twirling her hair and biting her lip
>doc asking me typical questions, I'm already thinking of how I am gonna slam this braphog
>doc asks "are you currently sexually active?"
>mfw it's been over a year now
>stammer at a "n-no" and my voice cracks
>braphog looks at me with utter disgust
>doc laughs at me
>braphog whispers to the doc "he's 25 what the fuck is wrong with him?"
>doc immediately orders a psych evaluation
>psych thinks I am a serial killer in the making
>get sent to jail
>jail gets me a job as a janitor but there's no pay
>mfw I am now a janitor on a mongolian knitting forum

Lot's more baby, don't you even worry. I'm going slow to tease you a bit

Fpbp

found the dicklet

I never made my GF cum from fucking. If she wants to she always has to rub her clit. That's kind of normal, r-right?

this

should i fuck this married chick tomorrow?

> flex a 'cep

How's this for a start?

Try rubbing her nipples while she rides and kissing her neck/ears at the same time.

Depends on the girl. That's how my ex gf was, even though I have an 8 inch peepee. Don't get discouraged user, and remember sex is not about the climax, it is much more than that

No. Otherwise KarmaChad will come and fuck every girl you've ever loved. In 10 years when you decide to settle down, you'll be raising someone else's child. Do you want that?

No dude, that's pathetic. You can't get your own girl so you fuck anyone who spreads their legs to you? Get some standards

No that's it! Veeky Forums told me vaginas are only 4 inches deep anyway, so what's the problem??

>oh dat how u like it huh ho?
>Ohh yeah user
>*1rm hip thrusts*
>*breaks her pelvis*

wait don't they go all the way through?

Truly hip thrusts are the most functional lifts

It's actually more common than not. It's great that your girl respects you enough to not fake, user.

A lot of girls literally can't orgasm from purely vaginal stimulation. As long as the sex is good don't sweat it.

if a girl can't orgasm is the sex rly good tho?

>Not holding her mouth shut
>Not gently putting your hand on her throat
This is how I know you're a virgin.

>be forward with women
>”Wow fuck off creep. Is sex all you think about?”
>try to get to know a woman
>ghosted/1 word replies

I don’t get it.

Meds can and will fuck up orgasms.

women are on defense, you're on offense

Being forward only works if you are attractive, which you are probably not.

Maybe you are just ugly

Sexual pleasure for a girl is a bit different than for a guy. Orgasm is far more important for us and a girl can enjoy sex without one. However, you should git gud at oral sex and make her cum that way during foreplay if she can't from penetration. Also had a girl who could only orgasm vaginally if she just had a clit orgasm, so eat out then sex = vaginal orgasms.

remember, if you're ugly its over, and if your dick is smaller than 6" [spoiler]7"[/spoiler] its also over

>Not using both hands to hold her legs up and over
>Not using this to get the most possible dick in, giving you a balls deep feeling unparalleled and stretching her the fuck out
>Not also taking advantage of this my squeezing her ass, thighs etc.

Fake choaking is foreplay, during the pounding you should be way too animalistic and rough to be able to tease around with her throat

>4/10 at least you tried

I don't have a small enough dick to go balls deep in that position. Sure, it's foreplay, and what comes after it is full on choking.

Also if you've got a curved dick use it to your advantage. Women have something like a g-spot in their vagina that you need to find using your fingers, and when you do, aim for it during intercourse with your curved dick. Orgasms guaranteed.

>implying you should care about her orgasm

>"Sure thing sweetie"
>*shoves entire fist up her ass*
>"feel it now, you dirty whore?"
>get arrested for sexual assault
>have the same thing happen to me in the prison showers

This guy gets it.

>finally get a grill at 28yo
>lose v card
>always horny and want to fuck
>yet my dick doesn't get hard enough sometimes
>it even gets soft super fast with a condom

wat do, feels really bad desu, I guess years of fapping like a maniac took its toll on me

I've gotten to the point where I think that vaginal orgasms aren't real. If a girl says you've made her cum through just sex, she's probably lying.

Dubs decides opener

Nice choker, come over to my place and I'll choke you for real.

How do you organize a space party? You PLANET

>random ex slut texts me when drunk and asks for my 'huge cock inside her'

AMA

Do you believe that women have good spacial awareness?

Do you thing that women use flattery to get their way?

Hey bitch do you like dragons? Cause i'll be dragon these nuts across your face.

And then you block her

gitting gud at oral (or foreplay in general) is very good tip, but I'd like to add some before we decline into a "licking her vagina is beta"-thread; I will assume it's your first sexual encounter with that girl, and you don't know each other yet (this is where "trading of favours" starts a bit, I'll refer to it later):

Your job as a man is *not* to pleasure the woman for the sake of her pleasure; her body is her gift to you and it has become your playground, do with it whatever *you* enjoy and gets *you* going, and do whatever you can so your dick gets so hard it starts hurting. She will feel the "sexual energy" emenating from you and it will throw her into heat. Posses her. Caress and kiss and lick and bite everything you want.
Now comes the important part: don't do anything *you* dislike, she will immediately feel it and throw her off. You can be an expert on techniques of eating out, if you don't enjoy it, it wont feel true to her. If you're in the trading of favours stage, especially in a relationship, this becomes more of a guideline than a rule, but in the first sexual encounter it's just about primal instinct.
Obviously you also shouldn't do stuff she doesn't want you to, but you can feel out, slowly escalating, if she's fine with e.g. biting her nipples hard by pinching them or biting them lightly before, you catch my drift. She will actually succumb to you regarding stuff she does not like as much, but wont stop you as long as it's not a no-go for her, you didn't do anything wrong as long as she's not physically pushing you back. You WILL know if you did anything wrong.

cont. lel

Any other married guys that would rather jerk off than fuck their wife? It's not all the time but every so often I'd rather just watch some porn and jerk off than go through the hassle of fucking. I'm actually really attracted to my wife, but sex is a whole thing and I'd rather just cum and get it over with.

winner winner

There’s more nerves in the clit than in the vagina so it’s normal. 2 things to keep in mind are foreplay and position. WOT let’s het control the pace and let’s you go deeper. It also frees up your hands to play with her other sensitive areas. Just ask what to touch and how to touch it. She’ll actually appreciate the fact that you’re interested in her pleasure.

>He's never been with a multiorgasmic woman that comes several times a minute.
I'm sorry, user, that shit's cash.

cont.

If you did a good job of that she should (having had an orgasm from foreplay or not) have the feeling her body is somthing special (at least to you), she might also communicate that to you. She has forgotten the surroundings, her mind blank. She only exists to serve you and to think of your dick. Tease her a bit more, rub her clit with your glans, or, again, whatever *you* enjoy, be it gentle or rough.
Remember your dick hurting because you were so aroused? Well, chances are you will blow you load now like 1-2mins in. But you know the best part of it?
She wont even fucking care. You made her feel like a godess, you can be silent or even be cheeky and say actual stupid stuff like "I just couldn't last with you." or "I wanted you so badly". She will reminisce in the thought how precious she must be to you, to simply take her and make her yours, that you couldn't control yourself, let the animal out and finished early and unapologetically. How your face turned red and you're gasping for air, exhausted, sweaty, just because of her.

And, depending on you and your age, you will be rock hard again 5-15mins later, and she WILL come for more. And you WILL absolutely and utterly pound and destroy her, because now the latest, you can last some time; and don't have to be afraid of finishing early (you shouldn't be any time if you know what you're doing).

Re-reading this feels like a bad ponographic novel, but it is what has worked out for me at least and has females come back to me again and again, even after not seeing or hearing for each other after half a year.

Do with that what you must and godspeed.

You can literally feel a girls orgasm happening....

She's either a. lying to you or b. unsure of what an orgasm actually is

Obligatory "all women are different and nothing will work on all of them"

Have you ever tried fucking from an angle you can touch her pubic bone area? I'm not huge (6.5ish) though so it might not be possible for really big dudes...

Anyways, this has made almost every woman I've fucked, including my wife, cum once they learn to match my rhythm:

>Missionary
>Drive cock as far as possible into her
>Flex kegels to inflate your cock on and off
>Feel pubes/pubic bone/area above genitals touching
>Slowly "grind" pubic bone together while flexing kegels at deepest point
>They grind back, finding how to stimulate clit with your pubic bone area or cock
>Deep penetration + clitoral stimulation

Pick up the pace or change depending on how they like it. Since the 3rd or 4th time I fucked my wife years ago, we've cumming together every time if I finish with this.

>>get sent to jail
>>jail gets me a job as a janitor but there's no pay
>>mfw I am now a janitor on a mongolian knitting forum
10/10.
What a great plot twist.

Oh hey, you're basically me, I love sex with my wife but a lot of the time I'd like to just be done in a minute and get on with my day.

>get 2nd, current gf
>she's had bad experiences with men
>treat her well, buy her things, talk about dogs and our life in the future
>we bang for the first time
>she cums atleast 3 times
>after a while suggest anal
>she's only tried it once and it hurt
>8.7" me has work to do
>we finally manage it after toys and lube

Fast forward to now

>It's her favourite thing, rare mentions her pussy anymore
>happy to douche back there so we can do proper porn-style stuff like A2M
>she wants her ass wrecked every day

Have i made it?

Exactly. I have another buddy who's like that but it's because his wife has put on weight and isn't the same chick he married. I'm still very much attracted to my wife, but sex can be a chore. Our sex is a little vanilla but I still enjoy for the most part, I just sometimes want to watch 5 minutes of GDP and get it over with.

she's fucking fat

May as well be dating a dude m8, vaginal beats anal any day if the bitch ain't mega-loose

>8.7
>thinking anyone believes you
First period starts soon user, time to put the phone away.