/fit, did I get sexually assulted?

BRRRRRRRRAP

Attention.

In college i was saw a girl in leggings that were fairly see through. You could see her ass, and she was doing squats woth timy dumbbells. Women are aware when their ass is visible like that. She also went in front of everone right next to the mirrors. I wouldn’t say it’s super common, but it definitely happens, and they always do super sexual squats like that. A lot of time, like in my case, they’re not really lifting weight. You can squat with 10lb dumbbells at home.

congrats op you lost your virginity
this is what sex feels like
enjoy life on the other side bro

How did she apologize? what did she say?

She was probably doing body weight squats desu.

Here's a bad image replication

Just realizing i'm lucky the weight didn't fucking crush me.

And yes, my face hurts

No, no braaaps

and yes, people SAW

Should've said something along the lines of "at least buy me a drink first" so you could have sweaty ass pornosex in the gym toilets

I uh

I was kind of flustered. And she left too quick

She just awkwardly said "S-shi S-SORRY" and her face was red and sweating. She walked out quick after that so I couldn't say anything

I can't make heads or tails outta that try again

Cuck

Never stoop to cunt level.

....so you put your face directly under her ass while she was squatting

It probably was an accident, but that doesn't mean she didn't like you.

However, I am also borderline autistic, so...

Uhg ok so

I'm trying to do deadlifts, in a little wodded floor area infront of a squat bench

7 squat benches open, thot puts 5lb on each side and squats in front of me

Instead of taking one step back, she takes several and physically turns her head to make sure her heels are against the wooden floor

I'm doing deadlifts

I notice her panties and ass are completely visible and I get uncomfortable, so after my set I turn around, so there isn't an ass 3 feet in front of me

I momentarily forget about the thot

I finish my sets, I'm exhausted

I lay down on my back across the wooded area, forgetting the thots ass is like 2 feet above my face

My face is pretty much at the edge because I'm as tall as the area and I completely forgot she was there

Imagine being literally underneath a girl squatting properly, except the wooden area is 3 inches up so I'm literally within 2 feet of her ass

I open my eyes, thots ass in 70% of my field of vision

I actually get very flustered this time and shift my legs to stand up

I guess the thot heard me starting to get up to leave, so tries to do a quick, low squat

Messes up

I just see her shake a little for a second before falling, I dunno what was happening

*plop*

I thought a weight had hit me in the head

I actually thought she was smothering me because I felt the weight of her ass lift then come back hard again

That should've been her desperately trying not to drop the weight to kill me, she tried to get up, couldn't, so she dropped the weight to the side

she stands up, shaking and sweating and within half a second said "SH-SHI SOR-" and just fast walks out

I was even nice enough to put the bar back for her and derack everything

>lying on the floor in the first place

I know I know. I had done squatting earlier that made my legs sore af. I was just going to rest for a minute

Your life is an anime.

Holy fucking shit this fucking thread

Unironically no because you're a man, and the power dynamic was in your favor.

youre that fucker who had to have his weight taken by water displacement arent you.

Your fault

This OP you faggot. You could have smiled and told her not to worry and said something witty like: "it happens to me all the time." and she could be sitting on your face RIGHT NOW.

This is how women mark their territories in 2k18. It's really effective, too.

so are oyu gonna follow thru on this golden opportunity or not?
say this next time you see her

I want to punch you irl if your story is true

was she hot? what did it smell like?

You disgust me

You lay down after deadlifts?

>uncozy
?

Why the fuck would you lie down on the floor are you literally a retarded 8 yearold

Nice fanfic

What the fuck is a squat bench? Why is she using your bench, whatever the fuck that is? Why would you lay on the fucking ground under her? That’s some real autist shit bro

>and see that things happened as OP described
kek.

Post face you faggot

Sounds dangerous.
You okay, bud?

Yeah specially behind a girl doing squats OP you are either larping or you are retarded and it's you who molested her

about 70% of the women, if they give you clear mires, would like to be approached. Even may expect it. I also remember one woman who probably fucking gets get rocks off when she does butt things for attention, and I purposely dont pay her any. Some become self aware, be careful with those.

someone draw this is MS paint

>Some become self aware
This just got terrifying.

BRAAAAAAAP

>put face under her ass
>she slips
>sits on your face
>”d-did I get sexually assaulted?”
>this whole thread

The thing I find most distressing is that new years is so far away, I'd like to see this in a SIR comic

You retard no one's gonna out themselves like that

You’d be surprised

depends how thottie they are. Unlike men, if they're hot we tend to let them slide due to their hotness. Who is closest to her in appearance.

Not borderline user...

laying on a gym floor sounds disgusting desu

this. I see people doing push ups on the gym floor and im disgusted by it. imagine how nasty your hands are after that.

Please include me in the screencap

>puts head directly under girls ass
>girl fails, ass goes to face
>"did I get sexually assaulted?"

>I'm on nofap
>so no thots
>NoThots
Shiggy Diggy

The same thing happened to me OP but I was the "aggressor".
>in uni gym, doing deadlifts in front of the squat rack
>slowly working my way up
>thot comes over and asks to use the squat rack
>sure
>get to my heavy set, I'm going for a new PR
>she's doing squats
>I pull real fucking heavy, so much so that I actually start to feel faint
>drop the weight, fall forward, trip over the bar
>face ends up DEEP into her crack as she's hitting depth
>I take a BIG whiff of her sweaty pussy and ass (nice)
>don't know what to do, so I pretend I passed out
>"come to"
>4-5 people are standing over me
The ruse actually worked. People just felt bad for me. I had to talk to a PT about "not exerting myself too much" afterwards. They almost called an ambulance, but I managed to talk them out of that. Overall it was worth it.

Kekd

on which side of the border though

LMAO BRO WTF

someone please remember this when it comes time for the 2018 SIR comic

Why did you lay down?

sounds hot desu

Show us what you look like or don't bother posting these elaborate mind-movies of an autist.

jesus fuck what a retard

You should press rape charges.

Im guessing a cage wasnt open so she took the bar off the bench.

This fucking thread

this whole thread is autismn
> laying down after excercise in the first place
> she falls on my face
> is this harassing on purpose

OP should really consider to execute sudoku, this is so silly

my first thought when I read this shit, good kek

...

>I take a BIG whiff of her sweaty pussy and ass (nice)
you fucking madman

This is clearly bullshit but let me ask you some questions, user.

You say that she is doing squats in a "machine" four feet in front of you... So that makes me think she's doing squats in a smith machine? Why are you deadlifting four feet in front of a smith machine? And you said "others are open", how many smith machines does your gym have? I've never seen a gym with more than two smith machines, most have one, if they have one at all.

Then you say she backs up 4+ feet with the squat, but you said she was in a machine, so how does that work? And if you were four feet away from her in the first place, that would mean she's now either behind you or touching you, not "your area"?

Then you lay down after your last deadlift set, because you're tired... So you're literally lying down in the deadlift area, something extremely rarely seen in a gym, not to mention you're a socially anxious newbie trying to get away from a thot? Why would you do such a thing? It doesn't make sense.

Try again, sweetie.

/thread

>sage

Did you get a whiff?

Yeah smelt like pure soy

Alpha
Should have got digits

Im on no fap so i couldnt

You can have sex you autist

Do you know what fapping means

>"see you later virgins"

>be me at gym
>gym sloot doing shoeless squats in tube socks
>im just warming up stretching on a bench
>she gets down to put shoes back on
>slip off bench
>her sweaty feet and socks scrape my lips and nose
>SNIFFFFFRRRR
>my head is near head feet
>pretend I fainted
>she’s nudging my head with her feet
>my fucking face when

bro

What about touching the barbells and all the equipment? That's probably more germy than the floor

Alex?

Did she braap on you?

KEK how autistic do you have to be to lie down under someones ass in a gym??+

Learn to greentext newfaggot

imagine if she would have "brapped" from the squat

Amanda AUTISSEM

Wait who's this

Kek I’ll repeat what happened to me the other day.
>using power rack, one side has platform other doesn’t
>thot in gymshark shit doing squats on platform
>I’m squatting on other side, looking down and not giving her attention
>every time I squat she’s on her rest, she sticks her legs out in my FOV, posing them or something
>still not giving her attention, on my last set, notice her glancing at me
>she puts her feet on the barbell ass facing me doing incline pushups out of nowhere
I’m just there to work out lads, I don’t need distractions. Pic related

>ITT people's shitty drawings