That first bite of the day

In the summer?

I haven't had a PB&J in years....fuck cutting

omelettes are great. for mine I usually use: cheddar cheese, bacon, and spinach

and fuck op you just reminded me that there is a limited time strawberry milkshake pop tart

>that brown as fuck omelet

bro lower the heat and cook it for less time. You don't want brown bitter eggs like that

I was eating these every day for a while there

definitely great for getting fat

>not eating your boogers
fucking loser

how do you cook a nice cheesy omelette?

I learned that, thankfully you can't taste much bitterness past the chopped habanero and shallots.

goddamn PBnJs are incredible. poptarts are good too, mostly due to nostalgia from being in a not so affluent family. used to really like supermarket donuts and cereal and i can't acquire the taste anymore.

That godamn omelette is burt as hell the fuck you talking about?

>many people who live long don't pay attention to what they eat.

but they also don't use food like heroin

Dude, use a large iron skillet and turn the fire down low.
Use a good amount of oil or butter.
It takes seconds to cook an omelette.
put the ingredients in at the exact same time you put the eggs in. Like moments after.
Do not
DO NOT
Wait for the omelet to "fully cook".
Take it out while it's still kind of slimy and let the heat from the omlete itself finish the job of cooking it.

I wasn't specific enough. You should eat what you whenever you want, just make that "whenever" less often.

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I find that mixing veg in with the egg apriori is a recipe for soggy omelettes as well. Much prefer to make a crepe like thing with veggies that can cook quickly like tomatoes, spinach, red onion, mushrooms.

laughing my fucking
ass
off
desu

Great for bulking. 2 of them alone is 400 calories. or something.