Confess

Confess.

today I noticed that I've started growing a second chin

Just ate 2 double cheeseburgers and 2 quarter pounders from mcdonald's in my bulking quest.

I bench every day

I tell DYELs that barbells are for advanced lifters and that they should stick to machines.
Ask me if I give a fuck about a thang.

I wanted to big 3 yesterday but I snoozed for an extra hour and only had time to do cleans and OHP

its their fault for not knowing

I'm vegan but once a week I eat some red dried beef after gym and tell no one
sshhh

I eat like a horse but have never actually counted macros

But I see a lot of progress from month to month so I figure I'll just go with it.

I had carne guisada tacos for breakfast

I post pretending I’m a pro at lifting where as I’m actually a noob who maxed out at this today

5 x 50kg squats (smith)
5 x 25kg+bar bench press
5 x 60kg+bar dead lift

I always post my PRs instead of current maxes when Veeky Forumsizens ask

you are human excrement

I'm miserable because I'm infatuated with a co-worker despite having a loving girlfriend, to the point it's starting to affect my appetite and my lifts.

Yes, you're a piece of shit. Either drop the gf or forget your childish "infatuation" (...we all know it's your cock speaking)

x 50kg squats (smith)
>(smith)
are you fucking serious. Smith doesn't count as a compound exercise. And 50kg is, like, not even a fucking plate? on the fucking smith machine? and you post pretending you're a pro?
You're a uber piece of shit.

Dude relax, I would never do anything to hurt my gf, I'm just trying to get over my stupid crush, but this things happen, anyone in a long term relationship can tell you, and for the moment I'm just feeling depressed.

>anyone in a long term relationship can tell
"no"
that's a silly excuse for jews, soyboys and millennials

I pushed myself too hard and went to deep in my final squat and had to 'roll of shame' out of it. Even in my home gym, I still felt shame and it's bugged me the rest of the day. It was only 90kg. Forgive me father

I'm lifting without eating.

9 months ago I headed into London to fuck a 10/10 trans and haven’t been able to get her out of my head, although I now have a gf.

>Tgirl was instagram model tier sexy
>I bailed on her after our first fuck because I had conflicted feelings about it all

I blame Veeky Forums

Post mantits

>Trans
>Not a trap
Gross

>10/10 trans
but they still have a dick

She still had a penis but had great tits and ass. I thought I would be catfishes from the Grindr pics but I wasn’t

Bottom teeth are fucked and I'm too scared to go the dentist.

ignore the angry virgin who hates that you have a gf and aren't focusing on her right now while he spends all his energy failing to land a single chick. Its totally normal to feel how you feel right now. She's undoubtedly had the same thoughts. We are not robots. You have nothing to be ashamed about.

I sometimes feel my life is a joke even though there are indications that it's not

Do it you have no idea how strong the psychological affect of having good teeth are. You eventually start smiling and speaking more and everyone that meets you have a good impression about you. Trust me it changes lives.

I wipe my dick on curtains after I cum occasionally.

I also poke my dick into the wall to dot little bits of jizz that leak out after

or just tell him that once you go past a certain point you can't save your teeth anymore, it's either a root canal or they have to take them out

I'm trying to outlift my bad eating habits.
I'm trying to go from Mr. Skellington to Zyzz, but i can't get myself to eat more, and to eat healthy

Rather be positive about dental than you’re fucked if you don’t go. But yeah your putting your mouth at risk and possibly have to lose teeth just based on finances or worse medically.

Thanks bro

I go to Veeky Forums to laugh at autistic 20yr olds but to also cringe on nostalgia because I was autistic 20 years old

I jerked off yesterday.

Eat less more frequently.
I’m recovering skelly, tried for years to gain weight but couldn’t.
>6’4 165lbs to 177lbs in 3 months

I know you can do it lad. It’s got to the point where I’ve phased out the 3 big meals and just have snacks throughout the day and 1 decent sized dinner at some point.

Fuck it.

>Be me about 5 years ago
>Teen, raging hormones
>Fell for nofap meme on Veeky Forums
>greatblueballs.ice
>Actually eager to do chores around the house so I won't sit here and look at juicy trap asses all day
>Mom and dad approve
>Vacuuming in the living room
>Couch has the usual pocket dimension revealing loose change
>Cashmoney
>Carefully pick out the hoard of 20cents
>Find an mSD
>indarasting.jpg
>Done with chores, go back to my room
>Curious about the mSD, pop it in my reader
>Clearly been in a phone. 36gigs almost full
>Check Videos folder
>Few really big vids
>Curiosity.rover
>It's my fucking mom in lingerie
>Not for fucking long mates.
>She starts sexy stripping with some fucking Kanye playing on the background
>Most massive boner
>Even my mother won't break my no fap!
>Hear a male voice on the video
>It's NOT my dad
>"Ohh yehh bb you look so good"
>This does not kill the boner
>Too shocked and curious to turn the video off
>Some dude that indeed is not my fucking dad walks in to the frame and starts groping mom
>Fingering her
>Bending her over the god damn couch
>Fucking her
>The image is blurry
>I'm horny
>Reason to myself somehow that this is before mom and dad met
>Start fapping furiously
>Camera moves to close up of my moms face, tits, ass
>Awwyeah unghh
>Cum like a motherfucker
>Moment passes
>What have I done
>The guy finishes off on mom's face
>Oh Lord I hate myself
>Mom faces the camera with a sheepish smile
>The guy's cum still adorning her face
>"How was that honey"
>IS SHE TALKING TO ME
>The camera shakes and I see my dad lean over to kiss her.

I can't do a single pull-up, I've been trying my best

I don't actually work out. I'm so weak I can't even do a single pushup. I know how to work out properly and I had a fitness center membership, but I never went and I let it lapse. My diet is poor despite the fact that I know how to make healthy food. I don't count calories but I've stayed at 200 lbs (6'3") for the past year and a half.

See a psychologist, man. I'm sorry that your dad is a literal cuck and that you fapped to your parents' cuck porn.

Post the video

Can't afford that shit.

This was 5 years ago, I don't have it. I smashed the mSD too.

There's no shame in that

obligatory

I'm using the Strongl ifts 5x5 program / app. I add accessories but people still like to hate on the program. I love it

I'm only sexually attracted to traps and shemales.

I started my fitness journey and lost 70lbs but last summer i relapsed from depression and a shitty work schedule and gained back 30lbs. I've now barely gone back to lifting and cutting a few weeks ago

>The camera shakes and I see my dad lean over to kiss her.

I bust a nut after working out.

happened to me bro lost about 75 went gained about 20 back but now im down over 110 from my initial weight
just get back into it

I had to re-rack other people's weights like 6 times tonight. Should have just reported them to management.

>The camera shakes and I see my dad lean over to kiss her.

made me spit my milk

...

I get off to the cbt threads bc i'm too autistic to ever get a fit bf.