Are you sexually active Veeky Forums?

ur fine

No

Seriously? I have cum in a girl at least 2,000 times and only got one pregnant. Even that was just because she didn't tell me she stopped taking her birth control.

Had this spook once, went with her to get plan b the next day and shit was fine.

Although, hearing from friends that one of our lads got leg locked by his gf and she's now preggo made me want to fuck my gf a bit less.

Thanks for the reassurance guys. I just get so paranoid sometimes.

Like a child right now would ruin my life. I would rather have a STD

No I'm an ugly chink living in bongland, not even fat negros want me

oh its active alright

>yfw budget primal summons still need sunlight stones

are you living in the city of L O N D O N

Not a virgin but haven't gotten any in longer time than I care to admit

I’ve literally only had sex once

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What kind of chink?

Slept with around 50 girls so far

I'm a virgin but I masturbate a lot.

R-right n-now?

No I'm virgin I have trust issues, I'm paranoid and I hate women. I doubt I will ever meet a girl I will like enough to have sex with her and then she needs to like me back making it even less probable.

N-no. I take care of myself.

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Y-you too

Does staring at women on the bus then masturbating to the thought of then later count as sexually active?

No

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Not since high school. I also don't work out. That might help desu.

Yes, my favorite pastime is touching verginas.

Does jacking off daily while repressing thoughts of ugliness and social inadequacy count?

Not right now I’ve only ever been with two girls I get waaaayyyy to invested and take a year hiatus or so between conquests mainly cause of the ‘tism

Not until the blood moon passes

Currently, no.

That simple guys, even if you’re a virgin.

>new gf has IUD
>still can’t get over my fear of nutting inside for fear of forming babby
How do I get over this paranoia lads? The pussy game is ridiculous and I feel I’m missing out by pulling out and nutting in her mouth each time.
Does an IUD still work if she’s on gear?

Idk just do it right after her period ends you can’t get pregnant then right?

Yes but for the first time in 24 years...

nigger

What?

I am in the same boat brah. So paranoid of that shit

No I just lay there and she flips me over when she’s ready.

>checks no

And how do you convince a girl to let you cum in her?
Also you may have a low sperm count.

>it's been over a year now

jesus my life is a fucking mess. I'm gonna go run until my heart explodes.

>are YOU sexually active?

No thank god

>N-n-n-no I'm waiting to meet my t-t-t-trad christian v-v-v-virgin wife

No :(

It’s super hard finding men when you’re trans for some reason

Words to live by.

not supposed to make a serious answer bro

>*doctor looks at you*
>"um....have you ever been sexually active? When's the last time you had sex?"

>Oh, not for a while? Have you ever had an STD check? Let me see your penis, please pull down your pantaloons

*pull down pants*

>OH NO NO NO NO NO NO look at this dude *inhales*

>looks back at the camera
>raises eyebrows playfully

>*eyes me up and down, lingering on my arms and my left thigh
>Are you sexually active" She asks with a smile
>A bit say as I smile back
>You look like you'd have no trouble in that area, she replies. She takes off her glasses bites the end. She folds them up places them onto her desk and walks towards the door.
>I watch her ass till I notice something on her desk.
>It's a picture of her and another woman in matching wedding dresses
>The fuck?
>I hear the door shut lightly and the familiar sound of a lock turning.
>I look up and she's taken off her lab coat already and is walking towards me.
>You seem very very healthy, have you ever considered being a father.
>She pushes me against the wall
>ME I'm almost a two feet taller then her
>I feel her hand trace over my arm then my chest and down my stomach
>She cups my cock in her tiny hand
>MMM....she says as she begins to unzip my pants.
>At this moment, I realized that I was going to get raped. If I said anything or even yelled I would be ridiculed or she'd say I tried to rape her and I'd be getting Oz raped.
>Oh god...this isn't like my blacked videos.

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I can assure you after you do nut in her, you will literary not want to do anything else. It feels really, really good.

Just do it. Especially if she has an IUD. That shit is like 99.99% effective. If you're real scared about it, just sit on a heating pad for like an hour a day. Kills all the sperm, you'll cum straight water.

Not for a couple years. I still masturbate to ward off prostate cancer though (if that's even real).

>mfw not sexually active but have warts all over the base of my dick

26, NEET wizard apprentice.

no, i am married

help me fit

lets just say I've never touch my balls without her telling me to cough right after

Maybe I should try that.

She is on the pill and I pulled out. But shit makes me paranoid man.

But thanks for the reassurance man