What is your excuse not having a glorious beard?

Are you so low Test that you cannot grow one?

I am a spic and facial hair makes me look like l just crossed the border.

I'm not a chinlet

>chinlet

A real man prefers a glorious beard over a glorious jawline.
U must be a cuck raised by a single mom.

are you a Chechen?

>800 Ng/dL test
>Can't grow beard at all
>Alpha jaw and chin so it doesn't matter

Only soyboys and numales have beards nowadays

I'm not a s*mite (j*w or m*slim)

That guy really needs to shave.

t. hides his double chin with his beard

>glorious beard
Has a more Reddit phrase ever been spoken?

How do I know you are unable to grow facial hair.
Lowtest detected hahahaha

I can't really grow a beard. I have very little facial hair but insanely hairy legs and arms. What does this mean?

Beards are numale as fuck.

If you have a strong jawline you're doing yourself a disservice if you hide it.

Kek, truth

What a shitty argument, debatelet detected.

If you really care about appearance and grooming, you'll shave.
I have no reason to picrelated

Poor basterd.

>chink
JUST

JB?

Same, I'm ugly as fuck and don't go outside anyway

soyboy

facial hair is for weak men who need to hide their jawlines

That is so fucking ugly holy shit.

Cope

I have a beard so thick that my entire face from the bottom of my neck to the top of my cheeks are a in a constant 5 o'clock shadow right after I clean shave so I'm getting rid of it with laser hair removal, there's no reason to have a beard when you have nothing to hide.

because beards are abused by chinlets and bugmen.
so obviously thats the reason. and im a chinlet myself.
Women like confidence more than rocking a beard to hide their disgusting chin

>Coping

this guy has down syndrome, right?

link to dick pics?

Kek
Damn faggs

isnt it weird how girls can inject half your amount of test and they get a beard hmmmm....

this FtM can grow a beard, why cant you user

doctor shlongstein says you cant inject test to become more manly. but you can if youre a fetishist and want to become a man to become a gay porn store

I shave for R O M E, what's your excuse you uncivilised G*rm?

Not a sand nigger Bedouin moon-God worshiper.

Get off the internet, Abdul. Amk.

I'm a lawyer and work for a corporate firm where appearances are nearly as important as your resume, I don't peddle burgers.

amena koi dum

My East Asian - South East Asian hybrid genetics, that's why.

Know any formulas or shit to grow beard?

Özülümüsün kanka?

t.

Worse he's a turk

no i just hear that word because i live in the netherlands

>chink
He’s a Turk, retard

amk bad guess mate. the name is gurkan

lmao im not a turk mate. who told you that

why are you typing in cave scribbles then,sand monkey?

Most beards are gay as fuck. Mostly you will just be associated with the soyboy who doesnt clean up his neck.
Had a glorious amish beard, and rocked the mustache after for a while. You just look more handsome and masculine clean shaved or with stubble. Acceptable facial hair is clean and short, protein stash of the strong men, and viking braided beards. Everything else looks like you voted for hilldog to appease your wifes boyfriend.

thats not me (op) faggot

Every fuckhead has a beard. Stand out from the pack, shave it clean, and show your jawline. Women love it.

so many beardless woman in this thread.

Well I could have expected it. This is Veeky Forums after all

maybe you should stop growing your beard and start growing your brain

Having this much of your identity wrapped into the hair on your face is a bad look user.

stay jeallous baby face

i can grow a beard. i just wont do it

>cucking yourself while the road to glory is within your reach

are you a Chechen?
I mean just stop being a faggot and drop imgur link to your dick pics
>no homo

Stay uninteresting and have another soylent you little bitch. Reevaluate your life choices.

mm i love soy. If i post my adress, will you send me some?

This has literally nothing to do with Veeky Forumsness. S&R.

Only autists and overcompensating soyboys still sport beards.

Sorry, they're just not "in" anymore.

>beards
>high test

Lol no.

retarded faggot.
Why would you care about what is "in"
Holy shit you are a faggot caring so much what the hype is.

stay mad, neckbeard

I have a beard too. It is the most beautiful thing ever. The media want to make people more gayer than it is by showing to shave your beard

Faggots.

im going to throw up

>chinlet inside

Because i do not want to get stared at in public and make people think i am the next isis sucide bomber.

There's a difference between a thick wood feller hipster beard and your avg "i haven't shaved in 7 days" beard.

Also you can't cook a soup just with fucking water. You need more than a beard to be a numale or soy.

Also how can soys grow beards if they lack testosterone?

t. Beardlet

I have this one spot right in the middle of my lower chin where for some reaon I can't grow a beard.
Everything else is fullgrown, except that ONE FUCKING SPOT.

wow, he really has lost some weight.

>not knowing how facial hair growth works

sensitivity of your hair follicles is also a factor, if not the biggest factor.

iknow right. Gay faggots falling for the brainwash

people like ourselves just dont have the genetics for a beard

Yes.

>used by soycucks to hide their lack of testosterone
>never works

Insecure about your masculinity but don't want to have any change to your life? Grow a beard. It will give you a false sense of identity and give you something to hide behind when you feel another man is attacking your character.

Spics with beards are qt, pls be my bf

>itt pic related

No man who claims to be straight, should have that many selfies.

The beard does not make the man.

Faggot

I need good hygiene for what I do

I look better clean shaven, my chest and stomach hair is testament enough to my high test level

My job requires me to be clean shaven. No I'm no longer in the military.

Numales ruined beards all together
Clean shaven or a bit patchy is the way to go nowadays

Between numales, Muslims, Jews, etc. why on earth would a straight white man want a beard?

Beards are for lazy fucks. A real man will respect himself and shave every day. I currently have a beard and self esteem issues so I'd know.

Yeah, but this faggot can't even grow a beard lol

it's just the entire word "glorious"
it's pretty much the new "epic"

i'm not black or special operations, so the military won't give me a shaving waiver.

Hapa, my facial hair looks like complete shit.

...

that beard has the texture of female pubic hair
Disgusting

this was the result of my attempt at no shave november

so disgusting

The guy who you replied to is a chink you dumb shit

ayoo soyim ginge comin' on thru

I have a jawline and a good level of personal hygiene

I do but I've got to keep it trimmed to about 3mm due to Jock heritage. Otherwise it goes full Tormund Giantsbrain.
>tfw won the generic lottery for thick dark hair with salt and pepper down the sides but lost it with having a ginners' facial hair.