ITT: Your kryptonite

>her

psychs?

Snaccs

Which sip are you?

micro dosing shrooms is okay, 4-ho-met and salvia spiritually are okay too

I feel like I should trip once just for the experience
t. guy who watches too much terence mckenna

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Store had no rehabs left, bought this instead. It was really fucking tasty.

>anything 0 cal
>delicious

CANT STOP WONT STOP

These bastards, so good with a can of beer

Diet soda has gotten way better in the last few years.

Single source, 70% cocoa dark chocolate. So fucking good. Not that bad for you either, if you don't pig out and eat 2 or 3 bars of it.

>pic
who does this gay-ass marketing cater to?

Went into a m&m store when I was in America, holy shit it was rough.

I believe they were targeting Veeky Forums mgtow fags with that one. They've definitely backpedaled from it.

Shit's pretty good though as far as diet sodas are concerned.

Should have gone with:
>None of you cunts can drink my Dr Pepper. Got it?

mama's lemon bars
I miss you mama

both of these are how I enjoy my weekend nights

good job it isn't actually 0 cal then, friend

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They have a 0 calorie version.

Breakfast sandwiches, but this one in particular

S I P B O Y S 2 0 1 8

soda is literal child tier kryptonite. They aren't even satisfying at all. I want something that fills me up.

This but with mustard

My kryptonite is on the other side of the planet.

A number 5 with extra bacon from my local Turkish kebab place; a decent sized pizza with kebab, mince meat, bacon, garlic and chili. I bought from those guys for years, and they always made a extra good pizza for me. Anything else just doesn't hit the spot like that one.

Nofap ends TONIGHT!

quit holding your taste buds hostage and have a peanut butter and pickle sandwich

extra sipp

The new coke zero sugar is actually really fucking close to normal coke, diet dr pepper and root beer tastes near identical to normal ones

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Sounds and looks horrible.

>tfw no longer desire to sip since I can’t find any remaining ultra citron near me

not bad as far as marcros go but I portion control with these takes more willpower than I have when cutting

Not even black but this with a green tea arizona and some weed

FUCK that looks amazing

Are those dumplings?

My krypto would be M&Ms as well, little shits are delicious AF.

Holy shit it literally says in the title of the photo that it's Cha siu bao, I'm retarded.

>TFW can't find any shops that stock this shit at a good price.

what isen't the 99 cents the mandatory price point they distributed by pepsi their prices are non-negotiable on the retail end.

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Im a britbong.

>just 10 manly calories

lol fuck off

Gatorade and ChickFilA

I used to drink like 1.5-2L of that shit a day. Been almost three months since I’ve kicked soda in general, and my teeth thank me for it

Idk what it is about sushi but I can only do all you can eat sushi. A roll or two is never enough to coming close to satisfying me. GOAT bulk food, rarely get it though.

>tfw you don't live close enough to the coast to buy your own sashimi grade fish
this never stops upsetting me

Fuck I know that feel mang. I tried checking to see if my local supermarkets had any. They even had in-store made sushi but no sushi-grade stuff for sale. Although the grocery store sushi was so bad they stopped carrying it xD

If you live in a major city, they usually have fish markets and places to get it but unfortunately I live in a small town.

god teir underratted snack

There is no such thing as 'sushi' grade, it's a marketing term. At best it means the fish has been frozen to kill parasites, at worst it's just a label.

porn
i cannot fucking quit no matter how hard i try

Every now and then I have to travel 2 hours to a job site for emergency repairs, and I pass this fucking sign that says “Hot and Ready”.

I finish the box before I even make it to where I’m going. And instantly regret it.

I can and have eaten an entire box in one sitting. Too fucking good

WHO

Energy drinks. I just drank one while eating pasta.

I love me some energy drinks.
I think the watermellon rockstars ahve some artificial flavor that works as a laxitive, whenever I drink two of em I shit out breakfast like 8 hours ahead of schedule.

FUCK. Honkee, Singaporean, Taiwanese or Asian american?
>mfw snacked on these shit all day during exchange program in singapore

I rarely ever drink energy drinks for practical purposes. I just drink them because they taste really good and feel really really good. I like my heart pounding from it. Caffeine pills make me feel awful. Soda doesn't satisfy enough pleasure receptors. Energy drinks have something magical in them.

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Fuck those look good

Why would this be my kryptonite? I'm White.

Nah man, it's just that 2 of those are just shy of 500mg of caffeine my dude. They are good as hell though.

warm apple pie with a scoop of ice cream...

Don't personally like weed but would like to get into growing it with a hydroponics system. No idea how to get started without getting arrested though.

I'm on a super strict cut and all I want is some fucking pastries... RRRREEEEEE

>my local Turkish kebab place
>bacon

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Yes holy fuck

Looks fucking good

You've never had morning caught, fresh pull from the fish market in sapporo.

2 thousand yen for a single fish but the way they prepare it with such finesse, just waiting for you to slice that fucker into rolls or throw her into the pan

Un-fucking-beatable quality, it exists, just not anywhere NEAR supermarkets or inland.

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Unironically. I limit myself to once a week
>inb4 weeb
Yes, I know

Noodles are a good carb source. Meat/eggs are good protein and got some veg. Doesn't seem too bad of all things. Even salt isn't as bad as people make it out to be. Never actually made my own ramen but love getting it when possible.

I stopped drinking soda a few months ago (apart from once every now and again), but when I did I loved this shit

Now I drink Monster Rehab or Coke Zero/Diet Coke if I'm craving it (which probably isn't much better) but oh well

Growing is super rewarding but illegal growing is not worth it. The amount of paranoia and stress is unreal. One mistake and you could potentially be imprisoned for 10 years. Just wait till it's legal in your state/country or consider legality when moving next. No hobby is worth going to jail over.

>Pass 2 KrispyKremes along my world commute
>Hot and Ready sign is never on

FUCKING ALCOHOL! Uhh when I go out I can't just have one or two drinks.
Also my Nana makes these delicious persimmon and walnut cookies. They are like crack. She has walnut and persimmon trees so she just makes s shit load of them and will give them to be all the time. I feel bad turning her down so sometimes I'll give them away to girls or friends, but I can't resist them sometimes.

Not anymore.
>Bought one the other day.
> Mentioned to the gf that it tasted like shit.
>Check can. Sure enough.
They went from sugar to glucose/fructose. It's been a fun Arizona.

Couldn't you say the same thing about smoking weed. Just having it on you is stressful right?

I unironically have 2 empty cans of this sitting in front of me. Shit's fucking amazing and worthy of the memes

posession under 1oz is a misdeamenor
cultivation is 1 year prison
intent to distribute, which if you have ANY weed at all in addition to a plant, is 15-25 years

Don't you dare let your nana see you not eating them. Start bulking and eat as many as you can. You don't know how happy it makes them to see you enjoying their food

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This so much. Traps and tranny’s get me fucking intoxicated with lust. I need to fuck one.

Those are horrendous, but breakfast sandwiches in general are amazing.

A [Sausage/Taylor Ham/Bacon/Steak], Egg and Cheese is the absolute best food in the universe.

>inb4 "pork roll"

Fuck off, it's Taylor Ham and I will fight you