Be honest Veeky Forums, have you ever fucked an escort?

>tfw on nofap
>horny af
>spend 2 hours lurking escort sites and forums
>spot one hot rumenian chick 10 min drive from my home
>too much of a pussy to call her
>send a text message 2 hours ago
>no reply
>pic related is her
i'm both scared and disappointed

story bra

does that qtpi know that you're slipping her a steaming batch of stds?

>tfw literally dont have them in norway

whoever told you nothern europe is good is full of shit, continental yuros have everything better, even shit like weed here you get 21 years in prison like its heroin or some stupid shit lmao garbage country, germany netherlands etc that's the GOATs where u wanna be

Yes, 9 over the last few months.

eh, jo det har vi.
har vært med flere i Oslo faktisk..
realescort.eu friendo

Yes. Regularly whenever I have no girl available and feel like fucking.

It's nice. No relationship bullshit and just straight to the sex. Also, the escorts I bang are hot as fuck.

Then I go back to the gym.

if you count sluts from tinder, yes.

>norway
>not having a muslim gf thirsty for nordic cock

Why do they all look drugged up?
I mean their eyes look so fucking wasted and tired.

Maybe but it's a secret I will take to my grave

how are the rates?

kind of, but the people you are dealing with a much higher quality in general, just look at the hooker site.
and all this immingration bs is really taking the rest of it. go to poland or the baltics or spain or northern britannia. rest of europe is endangered

If you didn't, then you wouldn't have a secret

if you are handsome and efficient it is basically no different from being provided whores at a military conference in the Phillipines

prostitutes don't answer to text where I live. It makes sense, at least they know that you have teeth and you are not a children

should i call her? it's 10pm where I live

Pretty cheap compared to what I've heard of the US actually.
$100 gets you half an hour with a pretty good looking one.

>paying for sex
That's pretty cringy user.

Do it.
and report back later of course.

Yes, several times. I recall meeting with 2 Paraguayan, both with either a nice rack or big ass.
Paraguayan escorts are well known for their good service here.
2 Centro american, Dominican if I recall. A thick one with a big ass and and medium tits. And her flatmate a 5/10 but still nice girl and good service.
Another Paraguayan but this one was petite, like really petite. It was a really good experience. She was really sweet and with the difference in height it was quite..exotic? And seeing her on top of me was quite view. Overall the best one.

Nordiske kvinner eller arabiske?

I'm from Paraguay, where are you from user. Here the prostitutes are shit, I don't know where you find good Paraguayan whores kek

no :(

holy shit I was literally just coming here to make this thread to hopefully get some "Yes" answers that might make me feel less guilty.

I'm on nofap/cold shower for one week now and I just really need to cum in someones mouth

does this make me a beta to pay for sex?

oh fuck it's done, i'm meeting her in half an hour

Ost-Europeiske.

Are you in Paraguay right now?

Absolutely not. If you're not a beta retard you should have at least one girl who is down to fuck. With tinder and all that other shit there is absolutely no excuse for hiring a prostitute.

Fuck women who want to be fucked by you it's not bloody difficult.

Yeah, just be confident brahs

Argentina
Maybe all the good ones come here or something, but in the community of people who frequent this kinda of service most of the time people praise their service and predisposition, and they are cute too.

Godspeed, user.
don't forget to have fun.

Ikke verst

No, but only because there are non where I live

I cant believe im doing this

Grab some popcorn lads and lets wait for the autism

Nope, even while on overseas business trips; in Madagascar I once got a offer for two escorts free of charge, not really my stuff though.
(similar stories in Ethiopia, Morocco and Thailand)

Plus I now live with my gf (she moved with me a year ago) and sex is great.

Feeling nervous, user?
I remember i was the first time.
Are you picking her up?

In for epic bread

post dik in pusy

Welp,, I'm all in user, don't disappoint.

Youl be fine relax and have a good time bro

Include me in screenshot

When I was a degenerate, my weed connection was a stripper/escort. She was hot, but I was happy in the friend zone. She'd take me to concerts and clubs, I'd take her fishing and on hikes in the mountains. It was pretty cozy, and she got great bahng. Always stoned.
She worked her way through college, and ended up, I think, an elementary school teacher.
True story.

Haha.
I drive a 2500 suburban
>t. chad masterrace

And now we wait

Let's be honest: unless you're the boytoy of some old hag or a virgin, you're probably paying for sex.

According to Veeky Forums and other people, paying for sex doesn't count as sex. The other person must consent.

Basically for the past couple of years I was upset that I was a virgin who never had a girlfriend. I would lurk the escort websites and finally found one that was in my hometown. She was nice and didn't mind she was taking my virginity.

I'm clean. Obviously you have to wear condoms when fucking escorts even for a blowjob.

snap some pics

Yeah. I was drunk as shit and raw dogged this whore for 50 Euros. As soon as I came to my senses I got tested and came out clean. Jesus Christ, was I scared after that.

She wouldn't even if you payed?

Gonna need sorce

Fuck, that's a nice smash wagon.
Was looking at a Tahoe not too long ago, but went for the 1st gen CRV.
It's mostly driven by old people where i live, so i'm not bothered by the police, that's nice.

>it's another "well you pay for sex when you take her on dates" post

Very few guys if any pay for the girl's side of the date anymore. Most people in their young 20s pay for their own shit or at least split the bill. This would be partially true like 10+ years ago, but these days it's the common way of thinking that the two parties pay for their own meal.

What the fuck are you talking about. I lived in Norway for like 2 years and fucked escorts bi-weekly. They aren't even that expensive there.

> spending hours of your time when you could be at the gym or shitposting here
> not paying one way or another
time = money

I paid an escort to assfuck me with a variety of strapons for 2 hours and it was pretty terrific
No homo though it's a girl so it's literally not gay

>Very few guys if any pay for the girl's side of the date anymore.

Never went there. Would have banged her if it was appropriate - she was 6 foot, long curly blonde, store bought tiddies but damn sure wouldn't have paid for it.
I was seeing this hot little Wisconsin chick for a few months during my senior year of college, and the stripper became a little distant, but still came through with the reefer.
She was part of a circle of friends, and point being, it was her job. She had serious hustle, and a shitload of cash at all times. When I started dating my wife, I fell away. I know a guy who might know what she's up to, but whatever. I'm sure she doesn't want to be reminded. It was a degenerate time for all of us.

wtf, my dick shriveled when I saw these pics I don't think I have it in me to fuck a hooker even though I'm an incel. Srsly thinking about it just makes my dick shrivel, thinking about that stanky roasated pussy and that vagina chese, ohhh makes me feel kinda sick.

Is that a sign of homosexuality though? I just think that hookers are dirty. I have experimented with guys... but that was just that... experiments, I haven't had but one experiment with a female(and she was middle aged and i didn't cum). Srsly being in a limbo on your sexuality is a horrible feeling.

Arrived her and called, shes gonna wash herself and call me back. Im shaking

Nigga you gay

Do a quick workout to get a pump.

STRAP IN LADS
weak bait, too obvious

Joke's on you, I only date fags and with divide the bill most of the time.

Not a bait, I actually felt my dick shriveled when I think about fucking prostitutes.

Yes but I didn't pay.

If you pay for dates in the current year you're literally a fucking retard. No girl expects that anymore unless they're shit

no but ive fucked several hookers

Good luck mate

wtf does he drop on her at the end? a slice of ham?

Dude. It's gonna be okay. She's so good at it she went pros.
Just tell her what's up and don't take too many valuables. But take enough money.
Story time.
Bob came back from the army and we went out and got drunk. We were driving home and he wanted to pick up a hooker. Whatever
He lets her into the back seat and proceeds to get a 20 dollar blowjob. Whiskey dick kept him going for a while as we drove around Grand Circus Park, Woodward and Cass. Ten minutes later, he says...
>Guys, give me 10 bucks.
What for?
>So she'll finish me off
Me and the driver pooled $10 so she'd swallow.

TLDR, , spell out the terms and expectations beforehand, bring enough money for a good tip

Que haces culiao. Aguanten las paraguayas.

>The other person must consent.
>implying prostitutes don't give consent
>implying taking a bitch to a fancy dinner and doing a silly repetitive dance for her to get her to spread her thighs is any different

gl bra
we will be right here waiting for u