Decide to try no fap

>decide to try no fap
>go 4 days then relapse
>then make it to 11 days
>hanging out at bar with friends
>qt girl seems into me
>we go back to my place
>have more drinks and start making out
>clothes come off and we start fucking
>last about 30 seconds inside her before I cum
thanks Veeky Forums

>he fell for the nofap meme

so nofap got you a qt? guess it's not a meme after all

Works just fine, you should've jerked off real quick at the bar or in your pocket during the ride home or in her sink. You would ve lasted like an hour.

so just fuck again a moment later? can you seriously only come once a day?

>you should've jerked off real quick at the bar or in your pocket during the ride home or in her sink

I honestly believe this isn't a joke and you've actually busted a nut in public thinking it benefits you in lasting longer.

this

>being this beta

"whew i havent done a cummie in over 10 days. mind if i go again?"

thats all you gotta say user

nofap increases test and sex drive in an anecdotal way, it works for some not others. mainly those with a pron addiction (myself included.) helps you keep you grounded to real women.

being good at sex and lasting long requires something else and has nothing to do with never jacking it/jacking it constantly all day. that factor is irrelevant. control your breathing.

sacred breathing. control your mind.

Jacking it to porn can absolutely cause premature ejaculation

Nah more like ED. Id rather slap my sausage to Dani Daniels over wrestling with a porker with zero groundgame.

Weird. When I do nofap I end up gaining complete control of my ejaculation. I have way less control when I masturbate regularly, I feel masturbating puts all the emphasis on cumming rather than the lovemaking process

ZOZZLE

>cummie

Is that a weird Britfag thing like saying "take a wee"?

so what OP? you picked up some bar slut, you had an orgasm. who gives a fuck what the slut thinks? i hope you told her to pull up her panties with your cum leaking out of her and go home afterwards

If you didn't have actual sex in months or years this is pretty normal you idiot. Unless you literally jerk off right before doing it

But hey at least you lost you virginity! (Remember that you become a virgin again after 1 full year without sex faggots!)

How to get from here
>>hanging out at bar with friends
to here
>>qt girl seems into me
to here
>>we go back to my place
?

How to get to
>>>hanging out at bar with friends

What I do if I haven't came in a while is to go really slow to begin with. Just make it all tender and shit. Once that initial urge goes away I can pound away without worrying about blowing.

...

Dani Daniels...... On my fourth day of nofap and I just wanna blast my load over one of her videos

To be honest with you I have no idea why they hang out with me

Do you people not just laugh it off, have a drink, make out and have a round 2? Is standard procedure to just toss you out once you cum? Wtf

>have my life completely sorted out according to this picture
>except for browsing the internet 12 hours a day
>zero friends or acquaintances

hello, me

>decide to try nofap
>apparently thanks to your healthy lifestyle, good habits, good sleep and good food you now cannot sleep anymore since your libido demands of you to go outside of the middle of the night and fuck women (not even joking here)
>fap because otherwise I would get insomnia

am I forgiven?

This happened to me but you literally just have to force yourself to not fap and your body will get used to it.

I tried that a few nights in a row...did not go so well. Basically, one nights desire of wanting to fuck women will drain me for the next day. Until my libido goes down again thanks to the improper sleep...then a few good nights rests and its back to square one.

I am telling you, I am way too healthy.

I don't have trouble sleeping anymore, currently on a 4 day streak and going out this Friday hoping to abstain until then. I feel like a dog everyday when I go to uni, I can control myself on the computer but when I'm there I feel like i'm just staring at asses constantly. Not to mention the fit girl in our circle of friends who is single and looking for someone.

Save me.

Opposite for me. I had no problem fucking forever but I couldn't cum because I was so used to death grip.

Its even worse for me, by an amount of 3x. I tried MK-2866 and now have to basically fap every day so I can just sleep.

At my age I pretty much managed to return to a peak natural healthiness of sorts. Thanks to clean foods, good exercise, no deficiencies, no smoking, alcohol or drugs etc...and then the MK-2866 which probably even doubles it.

The worst part of it is not exactly the buildup inside...its some sort of psychological, biochemical thing which makes me want to fuck a lot of women. Forces aggression and pro social attitudes as well. Worst thing I get is an immediate focus on women and then just half of my brain unwillingly going into charm modus. And then at night that charm modus tells me to go outside, go to bars user, its okay, just do it and we get to fug. No I tell him, they are skansk I tell him, but he never listens, that part of the brain.

this.
OP pic related

There are people still doing nofap?

and taking cold showers lmao