This is the ultimate list of things that should do to make yourself as attractive as possible.
Hygienic: >Good hygiene (i.e. the following) >showering daily or every second day >quality soap for your body to get rid of B.O. and other nasty shit, I suggest castille soap bc cheap >brush and floss your teeth, use mouthwash and chew minty gum >trim your nails, clean your hands >wear deodorant >wear a quality, not overwhelming, cologne for each separate part of the year (winter/summer, doesn't mean you have to break the bank) >wear Gold Bond or baby powder on your crotch and feet to prevent swamp crotch and stinky ass feet (especially during summer) >shave, clean stubble, or have a nicely trimmed beard that is in balance with your head hair (don't have a foot long beard if you don't have long ass hair), or grow a mustache if you have a nice face for it (some men look objectively better with mustaches) >clear your acne (hundreds of articles, find what works for you) >wear a concealer for breakouts or other blemishes (optional) >hair: choose a style that compliments both your hairline, age group, and your face shape (with the majority, if your face isn't terribly masculine have medium length hair; masculine faces can pull off long hair and shorter styles nicer than your baby cheeks), if you're 25+ don't have the same spiky shitty haircut you had in high school; keep it clean. I find for myself that no-shampoo works very nicely (water only, will brush hair with a boar bristle brush twice a day); don't be afraid of hair products (American Crew is pretty great)
Non-hygienic: >Quality, meaningful tattoos that are well-done and can be hidden (so it's a surprise when a woman/someone sees them, and also for general business) are very attractive >Nice watch, nice shoes >Dress good and clean (hundreds of guides out there), but don't look like a tryhard faggot doing so; make sure things fit correctly and keep it masculine
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Angel Wilson
faggot
Isaiah Smith
>shower, cut nails and get a haircut
groundbreaking info
Jace Davis
Fpbp
Jaxon Bell
cont. from OP
>obviously money, but having a decent job/degree is a part of what defines you as a person >nice, clean car >straight teeth (braces are worth every fucking penny) >a healthy social circle >attractive personality qualities such as being funny, etc.; having a good personality (cannot stress this enough you autists) >having a dog >not smoking >wearing clean sunglasses when appropriate >be good at texting >appear intelligent >have a sexy voice (can be developed) >look like you travel/are adventurous (and you fucking should be) >have your own place, keep it clean and be minimalist in your belongings >be social often >talk to strangers regularly, help them out if they need it >appear genuinely happy >when dealing with women, treat them like puppies/children (if you do above, you can literally say anything you fucking want and they'll just eat it up) >never look at your reflection in public >have a working knowledge of cuisine, it's always useful and it's also good to know how to cook for your own gains
Brody Lee
most of this shit is common sense but the amount of mouth breathing retards i see walking around daily are pathetic. I study electrical engineering, you sit beside one guy and he fucking stinks and you get up to move and sit beside another and he fucking stinks too
Hudson Sanchez
the ass in your pic is photoshopped just as phony as your pathetic image cultivation
Jackson Ward
poor guy
Aiden Reed
>showering daily Really bad for you and your skin. Unless you got dirt and sweat all over you daily from work/gym. And those showers better be exclusively ice cold, and brief. >cheap soap Again bad for your skin. Get something that rejuvenates your skin, something oil based. >brush and floss and mouth wash >Chemically annihalate your mouth. Eat a healthy diet and coconut pull or something jeez. >use deodorant Baking soda is fine >wear cologne Christ you annoying fuck. Just don’t stink, you’ll seem less of a try hard and smell is ridiculously important in how you imprint in someone’s brain. Your natural smell makes you more memorable and desirable.
Everything else is negligible. You’re basic as fuck, you will never stand out. You seem to have no sense of original style, you may fit in but you are by no means memorable.
Landon Sanders
you're too narcissistic to understand it in your present state, but your house of cards is and always will be doomed to failure
Luke Hall
>American Crew
It's not a quality product at all. Do some more research and stop buying hair product at Walmart. Ask a barber for a recommendation if you really need it. None will say American Crew, unless you're going to Supercuts.
Justin Williams
What about if your balding? Should I just lay down and rot?
Bentley Scott
Lefort III or death
Bentley Martin
Studying mechanical and it’s pretty similar. Greasy as fuck hair and or just fat and pimply... so gross.
Josiah Walker
Majoring in eg here too. THIS FUCKING THIS oh man I thought this shit was common sense but holy shit the autists. Standing out in uni isnt hard at all because of this shit.
Charles Fisher
I dont play by society's rules.
Owen Thompson
How to develop sexy voice?
Blake Rogers
>not lifting every day; i also said "every day to every second day" >castille soap is oil based >he doesn't brush his teeth lmao >go ahead and use baking soda, i've tried it and need something more substantial >cologne is fine i don't understand >christ you annoying fuck
i'm just trying to help people. this is solid guide of doing so, and if you were, say, getting your photo taken and wanted to look A+ and did the hygienic part of the list, i guarantee you'd be much happier with your photo like i said, i'm just trying to help you can accept your fate and shave it off or look into treatment depending on the state of it
Hunter Bell
Anyone have a beard grooming guide?
I try to trim mine 1-2x per week but it always ends up looking frizzy and unkempt as it starts growing longer. I'm balding and don't have the greatest jawline so I think I would looks best with a well kept medium length beard.
I currently: -Wash beard daily with seasame oil mixed with rosemary oil in the shower, shampoo once per week -use beard balm that I comb & brush into control frizzy hair -trim stray/frizzy hairs 1-2x per week
what do?
Easton James
a tip of the porkpie to you good sir
Angel Wilson
the cast of madman swears by american crew and it's easy to obtain at walmart, i personally don't use hair product but it's definitely a better introduction into using such products than using shitty hair gel
Gabriel Price
post beard pics
David King
what are you some kind of woman?
aslo for those who bathe themselves in artificial scent, a woman will find the smell of a confident mans BO attractive. they can not fight their hormones regardless of what they say
Owen Thomas
Rly nigger
Jaxson Bennett
>get tattoos >don't look like a faggot
Conflicting information.
Bentley Bennett
a lot of stuff could be summed up by "just fake it breh"
Jaxon Thomas
it's looksmaxxing, and 80% of the list is easy to do daily to weekly. It's common sense to be fucking clean and there's thousands of autistic young men who don't know how to be clean
>hahaha look at this guy he trims his nails weekly >what a woman
the other half of the fucking list is just generic things people find attractive. IT'S ALMOST LIKE PEOPLE FIND HAPPY, FULFILLED PEOPLE ATTRACTIVE
Owen Morgan
>Good hygiene >showering every second day
That is not good hygiene. Are you French?
Juan Lewis
>there's thousands of autistic young men who don't know how to be clean
This is true and means competition for me. The more greasy unhygienic filthy betas, the more sluts there are for me to bang.
Isaac Martinez
What boar brush do you use? Will it help with dandruff?
Chase Collins
I'm a skinnyfag and I grow long dark hairs on upper back and shoulders and whispy long hairs on sides of back by but not down the middle What do? I've been shaving them but they are coming at a faster rate as I age, I have hairy ass forearms and legs (we're talking over 1" when not trimmed) which I don't mind too as much and I trim my lower legs but the ones on my upper arms and shoulders are annoying as shit, they're straight when I trim them but curl out of they get too long.
What the fuck should I do? They get really long if not trimmed, just keep trimming? I shave my back with a razor
Brayden Rogers
If you aren't working physically or going to the gym every day there's no point to clean your not-dirty body
James Cox
Did you pull this from a cosmpolitan article or some shit?
Jason Collins
>you aren't working physically or going to the gym >going to the gym
If you don't go the gym, why are you on fit?
Ayden White
>>shower, cut nails and get a haircut >groundbreaking info I know, right? I sometimes forget the people that browse this site,
Alexander Gomez
You must be disgusting
Isaiah Powell
do you take your shirt off often in front of others? or is it just like you wanna look better for the beach? if it's the latter use a razor or electric razor and get rid of it prior and don't stress about it throughout the winter months. if they start climbing up to the back of your neck, trim the back of your neck as needed (most barbers/hairstylists will do it for free)
Aaron Hernandez
Same boat as you, bud. On the bright side it's a good ego boost when you realize you're the best looking guy in a lecture hall full of incels. Doesn't say much, but it's an ego boost nonetheless
Alexander Long
some people don't lift 6 to 7 days a week
>implying the majority of Veeky Forums lifts
Isaiah Hill
i picked up a cheap one at walmart for $13 and it's worked fantastic. i had a little bit of dandruff but it's mostly gone now
Nolan Robinson
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Ryan Walker
>do you take your shirt off often in front of others? No, and I don't mind hair on my chest or forearms or whatever but I have pretty boy aesthetics but then I feel like I have to grow facial hair or that girls will not think that i'm a hairy fuck because you can't tell unless i'm in shorts (rare unless at jim) or take off my shirt.
Jaxson Wright
OP here, con't
>Not drinking too much >Regular exercise at the gym, three days a week >Getting on better with your associate employee contemporaries >At ease >Eating well, no more microwave dinners and saturated fats >A patient, better driver >A safer car, baby smiling in back seat >Sleeping well, no bad dreams >No paranoia >Careful to all animals, never washing spiders down the plughole >Keep in contact with old friends, enjoy a drink now and then >Will frequently check credit at moral bank, hole in wall >favors for favors, fond but not in love >Charity standing orders on sundays, ring-road supermarket >No killing moths or putting boiling water on the ants >Car wash, also on sundays >No longer afraid of the dark or midday shadows, nothing so ridiculously teenage and desperate >Nothing so childish >At a better pace, slower and more calculated >No chance of escape >Now self-employed >Concerned, but powerless >An empowered and informed member of society, pragmatism not idealism >Will not cry in public >Less chance of illness >Tires that grip in the wet, shot of baby strapped in backseat >A good memory >Still cries at a good film >Still kisses with saliva >No longer empty and frantic >Like a cat >Tied to a stick >That's driven into >Frozen winter shit, the ability to laugh at weakness >Calm, fitter, healthier and more productive >A pig in a cage on antibiotics
Logan Morgan
Looking xtra bad at the moment because I need to trim/shower but I always get this kind of unkempt appearance after it gets past a certain length
Dylan Rogers
Trim that. Looks very unkempt and soyboyish. You got good density, and will look much better with a bit grooming.
>that mustache hair dangling over your lips.
Jace Scott
I'm sure the ladies are well please with the smell of your balls, neckbeard.
Austin Wood
I'm in compsci and fucking same. I'm not even that particular about hygiene, but these motherfuckers come in with greasy ass hair and they smell like they don't wear deoderant.
They aren't even bad looking or anything, it just seems like they don't give a fuck.
Jonathan Perez
Does Chad put baby powder on his crotch?
Thanks for the tips
Leo James
it looks clean but you should definitely trim it down and shave off the loose hairs around the lips, neck, and cheek area. Make all the hairs the same length by using an electric buzz razor with a numbered guard. Up close in this picture, it's growing in weak on the cheeks and chin: you could look into makeup such as Toppik hair fibers or a chemical hair growth serum called minoxidil to fill in weaker areas. Mustache wax is fun as well. If you don't agree with the chemical or makeup idea, you shoudl still definitely get it trimmed down. Take it to a barber if you want
Samuel Reyes
Well yeah that's why i'm looking for a good beard grooming regiment, i'm gonna lop off a lot of the length, trim shower and report back
Kayden Parker
who cares what chad does it's saved my life
Austin Stewart
>baby powder or gold bond retard
Eli Barnes
You just need to get a cheap electric razor with multiple guards. Put on guard for trimming beard and go to town. It's not difficult and dramatically helps with beard appearance. So many nu-males out there with shitty beards, so a bit of grooming will make your bear look better than 90% of the males out there.
Robert Cruz
CS major, the shit I've seen. When fellow white guy is getting hygiene mogged by indians, and looks mogged by asians, actions need to be taken.
Nathan Williams
Deep/low, not nasal, calm/slow, articulate. Bonus points for rough/raspy/genuine accent from somewhere nice.
Anthony Sanchez
this
Eli Clark
>never look at your reflection in public How important is this? I always do this, I think.
Joshua Sanchez
>what are dead skin cells
Liam Cox
What sort of massive fucking autist took the time to write this shit? Does anyone actually half successful in life do any of this shit?
Carter Myers
Kek
Luis Ramirez
FP BP
Connor Garcia
I make my cookies by hand.
Nathan Butler
Augments and cybernetics too
Ayden Williams
It makes you look vain, like you care too much. Not looking just makes you seem a bit cooler and effortless. This is all assuming someone sees you self-mire.
Angel Reyes
>hair what if I'm balding?
>"get on fin and minox" yeah but if that dont work?
>"get a hair transplant!" yeah like that shit easy, gimme more options, buzzcut?
Aiden Richardson
This is by far the stupidest shit ive ever read on this board however >wear a quality, not overwhelming, cologne for each separate part of the year (winter/summer, doesn't mean you have to break the bank)
This Im legit interested in cause I dont wear cologne (only with coworkers) cause its too bold Ive tried other ones but I cant find anything too subtle.
Nathan Sullivan
>"Hygienic" >showering daily or every second day >every second day absolutedisgust.png
Xavier Richardson
Finasteride and minoxidil both work great unless youre already like a NW5. The side effects on the other hand.
Gavin Wood
>treat woman like puppies and children I’ve heard this before but can’t fully grasp the concept...
Isaiah Reed
>"You’re basic as fuck" >not brushing your teeth because you're a full-on fucking wook
Rather be basic than a filthy hippie lmao
Chase Moore
What if I don't like dogs? They're fucking disgusting and leave mess everywhere.
Nathaniel Collins
>go on Veeky Forums after a while >see this faggy thread literally telling me to wear makeup >tinder threads like weeds >everything reeks of /r9k/ and /pol/, even more than it used to see you again in two years, Veeky Forums. I'm interested to see how much further there is to fall
Dylan Torres
Don't worry, non-whites are by default not attractive. You won't have to worry about looking good anyways.
Jace Bennett
I'm Irish though. Just because you're a fluffy animal loving soyboy it doesn't mean that everyone else is.
Logan Phillips
Can you please stop quoting Facebook?
Colton Myers
>Irish Like I said, non-white.
Jordan Turner
>>Quality, meaningful tattoos that are well-done and can be hidden (so it's a surprise when a woman/someone sees them, and also for general business) are very attractive
LOL
Parker Collins
Shower then with lots of attention, like you would a puppy or child But obviously be smart about it (becuase many people here are autistic) Don't go up to some chick and be all like >"awww who's got a nice smile? Yes you do! Yes you do!
Andrew Ross
>Quality, meaningful tattoos that are well-done and can be hidden (so it's a surprise when a woman/someone sees them, and also for general business) are very attractive >tattoos >attractive lol
Chase Richardson
>spend all your time behind a computer screen talking shit >claims to not be a savage Top kek
Blake Turner
Jesus christ you're autistic, what do you even consider white if the land of green eyed sunburnt drunkards isn't white?
btw you're still a lefty cuck for liking animals so much. I bet you're with your local greenpeace group just to look even more sensitive. Even those smelly dreadlocked hippie chicks you're hanging with are fucking chads instead of wannabes like you.
Ryan Murphy
>quality tattoos You keep trying to sneakily justify your shitty decisions, i see
Kayden Howard
Girls don't give a shit if you look vain. If they see you miring yourself in the mirror that just gives them an opening to mire with you or laugh about it with you. Seriously this shit has never hurt a guy once unless another guy was already jelly of you and sees you do it.
Lincoln Rodriguez
>Cumskin cope
Noah Jackson
Cologne is gross in every way, I'd rather smell like an ape. Natural smells is best, humans that don't smell human are offputting.