>gym cop shoots a manlet for fun
Gym cop shoots a manlet for fun
>doing my post workout cool down on the elliptical
>gym cop gets on the stationary bike behind me and turns on his lights
>pulls me over
>tells me that I was going too slow in the passing lane
>writes me a ticket for 50% of this weeks gains
Fucking BULLSHIT, there wasn't even anyone else in the gym.
>gym cop sees me pacing back and forth around my bench
>comes over to see if I have a membership
>scans my barcode
>sees that I have an unpaid barbell ticket
>fucking brings me in
>doesn't even take the clips off my wrists until an hour after being in the gym jail
>let's me go the next day, no charges
boy I sure did learn my lesson.
Manlets laughing at other manlets? What a depressing paradox
This happened in my gym too, lol. I made sure to tip him after.
>Fucking gym cop sees me sipping post-workout protein shake
>"You don't have any creatine in there, user, right?"
>"N-no sir, just whey and water"
>Cop looks disgusted and writes me a fix-it ticket for not using milk.
>Banned from the gym until I bring in a receipt for a gallon of milk.
I hate small town gym cops
>gym cop shoots
be american
>whey and water
ISHYGDDT
>be american
>get shot
>He doesn't leave unrefridgerated milk in his locker or car
>gym where gym merchant doesn't sell milk
What are you guys, poor or something?
>Manage to sneak into the gym
>Try to move around unnoticed,place is packed
>make it to the squat rack without being tripped over
>being to load the plates onto the bar
>do my sets and then decided to get a drink before moving onto my next exercise
>have to go all the way across the gym
>get to the fountain
>stand on my toes to get a drink
>head back over to the free weights
>get pulled over by the gym's Border forces
>hand them my papers saying I'm permitted to travel through the area
>get all my gains confiscated and end up detained in the manlet pit
>gym is filled with other manlets
I'm 5'9 and just a bit taller than most people there
Great, it's another
>People post manlet meme in metric to make them feel better even though 180cm is 5'10
its 5'11
No it's not.
5 ft 10.8661" to be exact.
Unflavoured whey and water, cheapest gains in town
>gym cop shoots a nigger in the whites only section
so you round off .8661 to 0 instead 1? gotcha
Keep crying manlets
fucking pigs
MANLET LIVES MATTER
>t. manlet
you cannot round up with height
>Imperial system
>Uses decimals
Good job
>Pay for your bar or go behind bars
You thought that sign was a joke?
underrated shitpost
>not 184.9
you had one job
>Tfw you're 5'11
>Tfw you know 5'11" is equal to 180 cm
Nice try Euro-let, back in the pit with you
Vey iz mir! A shitpost cut short in its prime...
>nephew is a gym cop
>hooks me up with confiscated creatine
FUCK YOU 183CM IS 6 FEET
IM NOT A MANLET
>under 190cm
>not a manlet
Pick one.