/MIRING/

>me
>gurl look

yes

>I
>exist in a 1000km radius of female

Later losers

reeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEE

Fat fuck

>be me
>entering otter mode after 1 year of lifting
>work with a bunch of middle aged women who are married
>they always insist on squeezing my arms and hugging me, in a subtle way
>feels like sexual harrassment but I enjoy the attention

Got with 3 chicks at a party last night. Probably more action than any of you will see in a year.

Responding for those digits

>Be me a few years ago
>See that picture and think he's massive
>Be me a few months ago
>Start lifting seriously
>Be me now
>See this picture and realize he's big but not that big, just low body fat with really good insertions and lighting
Does that count

>Have a Y chromosome
>Also have an X chromosome

+

Nigger

I got nothing then. Every single one of my mirin stories goes like:

>lost weight
>in much better shape now
>notice girls mirin
>still too much of a pussy to actually approach them
>go home alone and post on Veeky Forums

what a cunt this guy is

>at theatre
>in line getting popcorn
>notice cute girl to my left behind counter
>she looks at me
>I look at her
>she gives me a warm smile
>I smile back
>check her out as she turns around to grab something
>she has no ass
Still a qt though.
>you will never make autistic children with her that will grow up to post about their feels on Veeky Forums

>be me
>high school senior
>one of my art obsessed girl classmate asks me to sit for a portrait for the school's drawing workshop
>itstimetoshine.mp3
>i have to pose for a dozen art hoe atleast one hour long
>one cutie says blushed that the drawing of my arm takes to much times cause it's too "buff and veiny"

>tfw still no gf

Your bros mirin' > thots mirin'

>childhood friend reached out to me said he wants to start lifting
>knows I've been lifting for 5+ years, wants me to be his PT until he can get around himself

Fast-forward to first lifting session with him
>dude is a serious skelly, though plays soccer intensely 2x /week and does some cardio stuff
>some serious miring after we get changed to gym clothes
>later in the workout he says I look insane, in a good way
> after the workout keeps asking me questions about fitness
> made him a decent brosplit to start on
>tfw inspired someone to start getting Veeky Forums
>tfw I can show him the ropes and make sure he goes down the right path

Feels good, man. Also inspired gf's 18yo brother to start lifting last year. Dude had some health issues that stopped him for a while, but can already tell he'll do great, since he's about 6'2 and serious about anything athletic

Faggot

...

that's a full looking fridge there user.

(lot of BREAD though)

.

got me there

Soybitch

You’re a cunt

Girls check me out.. no specific story lol just happens whenever I'm out wether at a restaurant, store or wherever..? Girls I talk to/am seeing tell me I should be a model and compliment me lots..

Just keep lifting and most importantly BE LEAN

jesus you're a fag

thank you, i collect these

>be atom
>even amount of electrons gather around me

positive

...

...

>mfw i get mirin all the time for years since im 8% bf and years of lifting and very handome after i made it but still cant respond to a girl due to severe high levels of autism and low social skills and shy person at 30 yo

This is like me

im this onehow to fix please?

how lean 8% bf 10 or 12 is ok?

...

no

god tier kek

Cheeky cunt

dubs said it

Alex?

nice

Im am replying just because I want to.

Fuck off

Hungery

hello me

du hurensohn

fag

it should be:
>be nucleus
>number of protons superior to number of electrons that gather around me
positive

fuck

Nig

I'm tired of reading that shit too desu

dont die mommy

Mu name jecf

sho bod

Really fit girl doing her thing in the gym

>throw her a smile

>she smiles back

I was on cloud 9 bros.

Dick

5'11 80kg 24yo
I know I could have been bigger after 5 years, but I haven't paid much attention to diet

R

Errytime

Fuck you

>poptarts in the fridge

That guys pretty big, look how full his chest it where it inserts at the shoulder

tako je burazeru

just to be safe

strong bak

back abs best abs

mama nooo!

Fuck you

re

...

Fuck u

YOU HAVE TO LIVE IT

i hate these

cunt

Diets not important so you're good to go

Interesting

> October 2015
> be me 23 yr skinny fat drug user
> no gf
> no job
> bad hygene
> leftist faggot
> start lifting
> october 2017
> reply to this post or your mother will die in her sleep tonight

>waiting at bus stop
>sudenly a men about 5'4 aproaches
>he is super tense, almost red
>probably some autist
>get on the bus scared
>he mumble something about making it

fugg you

Got me

No

I figure I’ll post this here since it’s a mire from my friends girl and I need advice for it.

>hang out with friend from work.
>pretty chill mostly, just drink and play halo on 360
>his girl makes really awkward jokes
>really fucking awkward ones
>shit like “whip your dicks out guys!” “I’m pregnant and user is the daddy!” “Cmon guys, fuck each other!”
>also makes some really mean comments to my friend about his weight and compliments me about my body and how I work out.
>my other friend at work doesn’t believe me and comes with me one night
>the girl makes jokes about an orgy and shit and whipping all of our dicks out again
>finally believed me and talks to my friend about the comments his girl was making
>tells him “oh hahaha you just have to get used to it.”

I’m really concerned about my friend here. I want to tell him that shit and normal and his girl obviously has some unfulfilled shit they need to talk about. But I don’t know how to go about it and I don’t want to come off as assuming shit that isn’t there.

what a fucking mess

kys

what a fucking mess

that's what she's going for

...

Sounds like she's sexually frustrated. She keeps throwing akward jokes to poke at the air.

fug

Boner

bastard

Fag

fk u

Faggot!!