How Alicia Vikander Put on 12 Lbs. of Muscle to Play Lara Croft in 'Tomb Raider'

>'giant boobs glitch' the character
>pick a fucking balerina

This is Wonder Woman all over again.
>who is this movie for?
>Vikander is a feminist and is vocal about gender inequality in film

It's for the 3rd wave feminists, who can now hork and jazz hands, because they took over another symbol of patriarchy.

Isn't her love interest in the movie a chink instead of a nigger

She should have put on 12 lbs of tits.

this

lookin good chief

no shit
all personal trainers are a fuckn joke
jesus fuckn christ

nice Photoshop

she is so unattractive

>not using the original bulge
fuck off

>"at 5'5 alicia is a tiny woman"
>tfw male and 5'6

Why didn't you become a trap when you still had the chance?

not mentally ill

But you're 5'6" and claim you're a male.
That sounds like a mental illness to me.

Mad because some manlet fucked your woman?

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kek, i hope no one watches this shitty muh strong womyn movie.

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MUH ABS
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Lara Croft is supposed to be hourglass-shaped with a phat ass and big titties, what the fuck is this? SJWs ruining stuff again, I guess

I think she's pretty well cast

God this looks absolutely horrendous. If you are attracted to this, you are a homo.

Redpill
they just fed her a babby dose of anavar

t. manlet

What movie is this?

"East of Eden", I also recommend James Dean's other movies such as "Rebel Without a Cause" and "Giant"

He already told us he was a manlet you fucking retard

You wish, we lanklets don't get women

>Mad because some manlet fucked your woman?
Now it makes sense why the irrational fixation.

He looks better than you.

Back in the loft, lanklet

Holy fuck that video was far worse than I imagined

they look like they outlift him

imagine you start dating cute girl and when she undresses she looks like this

definitely this

jew body delux

there's no fucking way she put on 12 pounds of muscle with that kind of overall weight. she looks nice in fitness terms but I don't believe that a skinny girl like that was able to put on that much of muscles
still have to say that she looks dedicated. that curl form is atrocious though. if I was her trainer and she pulled shit like that, I would punch her goddamn throat instantly

Fuck off, some men like small tits. The rebooted Tomb Raider don't have such oversized breasts like the old games.

DAMN.

T. Homo

my fucking sides

Why didn't she go into some functional training such as rock climbing? I'd bet that would yield a way better result.

Cute. Too bad she's a cunt

You know what Im saying?

>some men like small tits
repressed homosexual

>Give me a fun fact.
>>Smart.
>>Beast.
wut

Dude has brain damage. Perfect guy to work with celebrities.

>12lbs
>not 20lbs

What could've been

It's not even that she has small tits, it's that she has non-existent hips, shitty waist and wide shoulders
Literally a 16 year old boys body, what madman would cast this as Lara

its supposed to be laraman: origins but we all just wanna see big pointy tiddies

I want my giant low poly honkers

I'm okay with this

>katy perry
>smart

o i am laffin

shes jewish

WTF WORKOUT

>3 months

I doubt.

ohh if I hide her face she looks like 14 yo, lovely

I can't tell if this is post-post irony, or if you're retarded.

This is like the 10th thread today. Literal fucking shilling by interns.

Chicks with abs gtfo it would be like fucking a small boy with a swimmers body

It's actually post ironically genuine, but you're close enough.

or, the real reason being humans are not proportioned like comic book characters, and those that are, are not actors, except for like...1 or 2?

Or people on /fit are starved for original content. I dunno, it could be a bit of A and a bit of B.

oh (you)

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The men of Hollywood seem to do a good job of physically fitting the standards of general comic archetypes. Why set a double standard for women?

Well, all one needs in order to fit the standards of comic archetype bodies is to be fairly tall, handsome face and achieve a muscular build. For women it's pretty face and assntiddy. Women can't achieve good assntiddy genetics via hard work like men can with muscle.

Yeah you're right, I don't even think a man who likes small tits would be a fan of something like this.

>not doing Dick Suckups

Can't tell any difference, can you user?

This is high quality

Why did they pick a chick with 0 tits to play Lara Croft? Is she a jew?

Lara craft had tits.

Where dey at doe.

bet you like feminine penis too

>is she a Jew
When in doubt, toss the Jew out.

>Humans are not proportioned like comic book characters

well ass n tiddies are mostly genetic for woman, men can look that way with hard work (and roids)

You're telling me there's no woman in Hollywood better with that body type? They force the men to do insane work to fill their roles then pick women with no resemblance to the characters they play, seems kind of biased desu senpai.

its not biased, its stupid. this will flop just like that stephen king movie where they replaced the iconic cowboy character with a black dude

At this point we can be happy Laura Croft is portrayed by a white woman and not some genderqueer 56% creatura

KEK

>12lbs of muscle
Fucking how

Hemsworth's tits are bigger than most women's.

...he was black....

nope, original character was white.

>white
>woman
Open your eyes for fucks sake!

Can’t replace good old Angela. Pretty sure t would’ve been easy to find someone with this body type

Yeah I'm sure there are, I just think they're less common than finding a man who can work out/roid to get muscular. I'm with you on thinking the casting is absolutely fucking abhorrent though

fucking kek

Nobody's winning any oscars for a tomb raider role, may as well be authentic to the legacy of tits and ass. I mean if you want to make a successful film and all that. Oh shit, I just realised they're doing a "the producers" schtick. Those crafty Hebrews.

lmao