Enter gym

>enter gym
>walk up in front of a stationary bike and act surprise like it's about to run me over
>yell atop my lungs
>"EYYYY I'M WALKIN' HERE!"
>entire gym bursts into laughter
>get a high-five from everyone around me

a thread died for this

Had to share what happened to me

ooh a thread died on Veeky Forums

>in the gym
>some jabroni manlet walks in
>hair way to greasy for gym
>steps in front of stationary bike and makes autistic joke about almost grtting run over
>rest of gym awkwardly laughs at him while rolling their eyes at each other
>a couple of people give pity high fives because he clearly has downs

Nice coping manlet. You weren't even there. You wish this was you.

stealing this joke

>be at the gym using of the 2 squat cages
>qt girl is using the one next to mine
>resting between set, miring myself in the mirror and notice some manlet walking towards me
>he taps me on the shoulder and says ''Hey bro how many reps do you have left?''
>don't reply and completely ignore that he's there
>he asks again, this time with a slightly louder voice
>I turn around to face him, look around and say loudly ''WHAT? WHO SAID THAT??
>manlet says ''me! I'm right here''
>keep scanning the horizon while ignoring the manlet and say ''WHERE ARE YOU DAMNIT! SHOW YOURSELF PRANKSTER!''
>girl had been looking at the situation since the beginning and bursts out laughing, immediately covering her mouth with her hand
>manlet mumbles something and looks at the girl, asking her the same question
>girl says ''hmm... yeah I got about... 13 sets left''. She then glances at me and winks while smiling
>manlet mumbles something again and walks across the gym and leaves
>girl looks at me with a big smile and gives me a thumbs up
>end session, go to parking lot and find a note on my car's windshield wiper with her name, phone number and a tiny heart she drew

Please don't do it.

Yeah that's a nice story and all but...HOW DID SHE KNOW WHICH CAR WAS YOURS?

God damn it, now I can't enjoy this post because the user is going to be murdered by a stalker.

EXPOSED

>mfw it’s a homegym

>tfw mom squats more than I do but still mires

>manlet is little brother
>fit girl is anons sister
>morel of story is anons going to fuck his sister

>fake story didnt happen
Wow, good deductive skills user

THEN WHO WAS PHONE

My license plate is manl3tkill3r

...

What a fucking cunt.

i really hate you.

fake and gay and gay and fake

Larping autist

I love this meme unironically

>Walk into gym
>see some skinny bro diddylifting 135
> run over and grab the bar saying WOAH BUD YOU NEED SOME HELP WITH THAT??
>make him deadlift the bar with me
>SO WHERE DO YOU WANT THIS THING??
>everyone in the gym shaking with suppressed laughter
>give the guy a big wink and tell him to enjoy the rest of his workout

>taking a shower in locker room after a beastly workout
>4 other people taking showers as well
>guy across from me audibly drops his soap boar
>nows my moment
>”UH-OH! SOMEONE DROPPED THE SOAP!”
>”...what was that?”
>”.someone uhhh, someone dropped the soap! You better be careful”
>“Don’t even fucking joke about that. I don’t play that shit”
>oh fuck it’s a black guy.
>”I went to OSP nigga, that ain’t a fucking joke”
>fuck, I gotta try and save myself quickly
>”were you raped? I’m so sorry, I didn’t mean anything by it”
>I knew after the first sentence that this was not the right path to go by
>he starts yelling “fuck you” and other violent nonsense, while I quickly put on my underwear, shirt and shorts that I left hanging over the curtain rod.
>I left my gym bag in my locker and left the gym in my shower sandals
>two guys laughing on the benches. Not sure if at my joke or at me. Maybe both.
I still go to that gym, but to this day I’m not sure if that man knew who I was or what I looked like.

>be at gym
>two heavily muscular gay guys start flirting with each other aggressively
>feel really uncomfortable and decide to go home

>not realizing it's a joke
What a retard.

its spelt detective you fucking brainlet

Kys

You're just jealous

>doing curls at the dumbbell rack
>sit down on a free bench while I'm resting
>guy comes up and asks me if I'm using the bench or just resting
>"Yeah sorry, I'm just doing extended paused bench squats"
>stay completely straight faced
>complete silence for about 5 seconds
>can't contain myself any longer and burst out laughing
>"nah I'm just being stupid, all yours man"
>instantly become a gym legend

kek

This is what autists think social interaction is like

pretty good

underrated

ooooh baby i just ate a heaping portion of ground beef and filo pastry pie with philadelphia and 2 fried eggs (yolk and all because delicious).

am i gunna do gud?

Checked

That was pretty funny desu

Wholesome

>and then everybody clapped

PUT THE STRAP ON HIM

lol