What’s the worse injury Veeky Forums has ever suffered?

What’s the worse injury Veeky Forums has ever suffered?

Walked 2 miles in brand new heeled boots and got a blister on my foot, it was very painful.

Shattered wrist. Snowboarding. Stay off big ramps while less than sober.

Returning to this god forsaken board every night

broken nose/collapsed valve (punched)
hyper extended right elbow (wrestling)
broken right forearm (1st grader on trampoline)
broken ribs (wrestling)

those are a few worthy of mention. broken ribs was pretty annoying as i had to sleep sitting up for the duration of healing

being dumped by my (ex) gf

Broke my nose when I was 6. Its still kinda fucked up looking.

Death

Dumping my (ex) boyfriend

Big wound on leg, reached the bone, parkour accident