Grower not shower

>6.2
>turkey neck runs into the middle fml

>Be 5"6 manlet
>No need to measure
>just presumed I had a small dick
>Girls would say shit like "Its so big" when fucking
>Just think theyre all being nice or w/e
>Finally bother to measure cock
>7"
>mfw when through highschool without knowing I had a big dick

What is the correct way to measure your dick anyway?

what does that even mean?

>7"
>Big

Pick one

7" is big considering the average is like 5.1 inches in America.

if your parents circumcised as a kid, and if the doc took off to much or just sowed the wound to tight it causes the loose skin from the ballsack to stretch onto the shaft resembling the underside of a turkeys face. the clinical term is penoscrotal webbing. i either have to pay 20g to a plastic surgeon to get this shit removed which i dont have the money to do so or stretch my skin back which takes forever.

Mother fucker my dick is the almost the same size as my head

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>tfw grower AND shower
Feels good family. Who here r/bdp?

bump

Some uncut people have that as well. It's actually pretty common, I wouldn't worry about it.

mines bad user but i guess i should not fret

Just say you are a magician and you can make it grow or something.

your welcome
>ie your answer shit really works
phallogauge.com/penis-enlargement/penis-stretching.html