Mom and her friends over drinking wine

>mom and her friends over drinking wine
>hear them talking about me working out all the time
>mom says i'm getting really big
>i go to the kitchen for some snacks
>they are giggling and telling me to take off my shirt and show my muscles

Fuck a potted plant in front of them

You have to fuck your mom user. It's the only thing to do in a situation like this.

>squeeze your quads and glutes until you shit yourself
>how’s this for a shart

this user is right. it would be disrespectful to choose one of her friends

Imagine, if you will, a girl's mouth inching ever closer to your penis. The lips carress your head and a pleasurable shudder goes through your body. her soft lips surround the head and you feel a warm, pleasant wetness and softpressure. This feeling goes up the entirety of your shaft, wet and warm, back and forth. The hot, wet tongue tickles the bottom of your penis, the pressure is applied just below the head. Now and again she will take her mouth away and jerk you with her saliva, which hopefully by this point is dripping from your shaft gloriously. She sucks fast, she sucks slow, she sucks until every last drop passes through her beguiling dick, all the while staring at you adoringly, worshipfully, at her godlike master. You ask her, you want my cum, you little slut and she begs ,"yes daddy, please give me all your hot cum." You cum inside her mouth, the semen mixing with her saliva. She licks your dick clean, and she swallowed as says mmmmm.

w-what?

Calm down, Oedipus.

>still letting girls suck every last drop through their beguiling dicks

Chicks with dicks are gay dude

>mom and her friends over drinking wine
>go to kitchen to say hello, see maybe friend brought her kids and i need to save them
>its just them too
>moms friend asks me “can i ask you something?”
>i foolishly agree
>have you ever had sex with a black woman
>i tell her that’s inappropriate
>they giggle into the night and i go to the gym

kek

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>my uncle's hot widow always saying im attractive
>could fug her if i wanted to
will literally never do it though. too much respect for my uncle, he was an apex Chad

What is wrong with your mom? Is she a slag or something? Do you even know the name of your father ?

Then it’s what he would have wanted what?

people post these made up stories attempting to get other people to post their made up stories so they can jerk off to them.

stop it user. I'm trying to stay pure for my 3D waifu

Kek'd.

keep them genes in the family familam

And?

If your uncle was truly a Chad, he would understand.

>letting girls have your valuable protein instead of sharing it with your bros who actually need it

Take off your shirt retard

>she sucks until every last drop passes through her beguiling dick
>>>>>>she

"her beguiling dick"

>visit his grave
>hey unk, i fucked your girl, no hard feelings though right?
>fistbump gravestone

This

do it pussy

SHOO SHOO GAINS GOBLINS

Please yes I want to see this more often

Take off your shirt and have them wretch at all the bumpy acne scars on your chest, shoulders, and back

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Is she black?

delet this

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>tfw get fit
>walk in front of mom
>"user i told u not to lift weights thats why ur so short. you dont listen"

NOT MY FAULT MY GENES WERE SHIT CAUSE OF YOU

My dubs confirm.

Belly laughed have a Lucy

Hold on, she had a dick?!

Flex a 'cep and say "how's this for a start"