Be me

>be me
>24yo femanon
>meet fit guy on tinder
>he's super cute
>possiblebf.jpeg
>we go to a restaurant
>he orders steamed broccoli and grilled unseasoned chicken
>weird but whatever he's hot
>go back to his place
>he insists on fucking me doggy style while he looks at some instagram Veeky Forums guy's videos
>he pants like he's running from a tiger as he fucks
>eventually collapses on my back
>"did you come?"
>"no... just... need... a... second... to .... catch ... my .... breath"
>"totally unrelated to our sex but do you mind asking what your 5k time is?"
>"car... dio... kills... gains"
>mfw

What's wrong with what he eats?

good thread

what was right with it

I don't get it

Cardio does kill gains though.. He wouldn't be a "fit" guy if he did cardio.

Cardio is important for sex?
t. virgin

This made me laugh out loud

Fuck yes, that and core/back strength plus legs.

When i go ham my lower body and back are sore without fail.

literally eat more

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Legit can't run for longer than five minutes but I can have sex for hours. The two are not related unless you're doing crazy maneuvers in bed.

pics or it didnt happen.

Absolutely.

No. Sex is mostly sitting or laying down. Unless you are an american, it's not a real effort.

t. unfit fat dude that can fuck for an hour.

>Sex is mostly sitting or laying down

Yeah, boring sex.

>fit guy proceeds to block and delete femanons number and never call her back

If you're doing it right, yeah.

Lmao, how are you a virgin? So ez to get puss bro, just b urself brah

get off this board you disgusting roastie

not really just breathe out relax then tighten up and thrust away effienctly ...work the hips not whole upper body or u puff out....get ur breather when u swap positions

Tits?

had sezz this weekend after back day.
After she was tired from riding me I tried to finish myself off by going jackhammer style (her legs over my shoulders. I had so much trouble with my abs, they were so fucking tired I was unsure I could pump enough to cum. It was tough but I managed to pull through. Guess I have to work more on my core

Tips for core endurance exercises? Planks and crunches?

>I tried to finish myself off by going jackhammer style (her legs over my shoulders
fuck I love this but it hurts my gf(not sure why since I'm average in length)

I'm average as well bro, girls really respond well to that position usually. Maybe your girl isn't too "experienced" or whatever we should call it. Guess it's a good thing and she'll probably get used to it.

Sadly the combination of getting that deep and their moans usually makes me struggle to not come way early. So that's like my finishing move

tfw you reach cardiovascular failure before testicular failure

>not fuckin your girl in this position

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Yes, stamina is especially important for a session lasts hours.