Veeky Forums how do I into Batman mode?

Veeky Forums how do I into Batman mode?

1x2 bullet to parents

I shouldn't have laughed as hard as I did fuck you

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>step1: stop being a fatman

How does his suit do that
that's some tight ass spandex

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Don't reply to this post so your parents get shot in their beds tonight

yeah buddyyyy

>their beds

LIGHTWEIGHT BABYYY

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what

>Batman
>Caring about legpress numbers

This was so transparently written by some slack-jawed salivating dyel dork that doesn't understand what it would actually take to look like Batman. Also, those are world record numbers, if the world record in leg press ever mattered.

Batman couldn't even look like how Batman is usually drawn if we assume he gets as much sleep as the stories usually imply he does.

>knees cracking
>legs snapping

here's his schedule, good luck.

kek

This was written by some dyel retard

By getting your parents killed for being a little twink faggot.

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batman is ont shitload of peds

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I'm a former comic fag... a deep down genetic beta turned demi-chad...

But fugg, you got me kek