Sleeping on my back will kill me

why can't I sleep on my back without dying?
i am fit enough - 28, 175lbs 6'1"
run 5K+ twice a week no problem
I have been sleeping on my side drooling like a tard since as far as i can remember
lay on my back
try to keep my gape mouth closed and just breath through my nose for hours but i just choke on my saliva
should i have been aborted?

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>should i have been aborted?
we all should have been

slightly elevate your head and practice mewing, it literally cured me as much of a meme as it is

Recessed jaws and/or weak lingual musculature, you literally either can't fit your tongue inside your jaws or you're too weak to keep it there.

wtf, people can mew?
though cats do this

ya my jaw is def smaller than most
damn genetics
+1 abortion

Similar issue. 23, cardiofag, cannot sleep on my back. Which is a shame because that's much more comfortable. I'm also prone to sleep paralysis. So I frequently wake up choking on my snores while being completely unable to move. It feels like my left nostril is inordinately small, like barely any air passes through it.

any links for this?
All Ive found is cats

I'm trying to sleep on my back without a pillow.
Skeleton reporting in


I keep waking up randomly at night

wow, I think mike mew is right about everything