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Thanks for choosing Chipotle, what can i get for you today?

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>chicken bowl
>double chicken
>brown rice
>black beans
>pico de gallo
>red salsa
>fajita veggies
>lettuce

Thanks, user.

> burrito
> white rice
> black beans
> carnitas (literally cocaine to me)
> medium salsa
> cheese
> sour cream
> guac

And a bag of chips please

>burrito
*Autistically choose the meat that allows me to pay in cash with perfect change*
>white rice
>pinto beans
>pico
>hot salsa
>cheese
>AND.jpg
>sour cream
Chips or drink?
>No thanks, just a cup of water please
That'll be $8.50
>I knew that
>produce $10 bill
>but wait
>also two quarters
>yeah bitch I'm making you do basic math
>get two crisp dollars back
>put one in tip jar
>save the other for gym receptionist
>strut out the door

>"Hey, having the usual? You always come here at the same time every day"
>y-you too
Fucking hate this

bowl to go please,
White rice,
pinto (extra please)

Chicken,
mild, sour, cheese, and guac, yes i know its extra. Thank you

>whoops sorry i walked into the wrong shop. bye.

>chipotle
>not freebirds
>not the food truck where you use your half-remembered high school Spanish to order
Northeastern burritolets will never learn

Guacamole's extra, is that okay?

umm?? wtf is this i just found in my fuckn bowl?