Welcome back!

Motherfucker, you just said "welcome back" to me. You know I be here. You know I know guac is extra. Why the fuck you wanna ask me some useless-ass question like that? Put the guac on, slave, so I can commence to shoveling shitty hipster mexican into my gullet.

>spending money so some jews can get rich off your need for protein
>not just going to the forest and killing a deer for top tier venison

>bitch is so unfamiliar with cooking that she doesn't know what a fucking bay leaf is

Not deer season anymore. Game wardens don't fuck around where I live.

Yes just give me the fucking burrito I’m hungry

bruh chipotle kicks ass

burrito wrap thing
half and half beans
white rice
double chicken
hottest salsa
cheese
guac
the pepper things
and put the whole thing in one of those brown oval bowl things because it always falls apart half way through and then i finish it off with a fork wrap and all

>women in 2018
its ogre.

same here friend, mainefag here

Directions to the nearest taqueria

Pinto bean master race checking in, i cant believe there are so many black bean brainlets on Veeky Forums

can you get me a job

Last time I had chipotle for lunch i had awful diarrhea. It didn't hit me until I was running on the treadmill later. I finished my run and immediately waddled to the restroom where I had the sweatiest liquid crap of my entire life. Too nervous to eat it again

“see you tomorrow”
t-t-thanks you too

its like opie and anthony had a kid

I know, we need to put those fuckers on their own nasty black bean island.

They're new CEO is the former CEO of Taco Bell.

RIP

I am fat and trying to lose weight should i get white or brown rice?

youtu.be/KijAPJXjg8c

Watch this if u like Chipotle lol.

>Bowl to go please, can I get the wrap on the side please m8
>double rice
>double chicken. No way the cashier getting that info @ my Chipotle
>black beans, veggies
>medium sauce, pico
>sour cream, cheese, lettuce, corn

Objectively the best answer, taking into account taste and most food for the amount of money spent. You're all welcome

Stop getting burritos you fucking sheep. A bowl is absolutely more food than a burrito. Especially chicken they fuck you over on meat for the burrito. Get the wrap on the side of a bowl

The meat is the same.you get more shit like rice but that's just carbs you don't need

I'll just have what I always get

Diarrhea

No, you fucking soyrrito

I live super close to a Chipotle so this is my usual:
Bowl to go
Brown rice
Pinto beans
Chicken
Hot salsa
Sour cream
Corn
Cheese

>Boerito
>Brown rice
>Pinto my shit up
>Sofritas
>Hot salsa
>Sour cream
>Extra cheese

I don't eat the tofu

That's happened to me too many times to be coincidence. Chipotle is trash.

Bowl
Lettuce on the bottom
Double chicken
Double veggies
No rice
No beans
Hot
Corn
Guac
Cheese

Women are useless

Ask me how I know you are on food stamps.

Steak burrito
Black beans
Brown rice
Medium salsa
Cheese
Corn

This trans chick/dude at my chipotle hooks it up. So happy when they are working.

wtf nobody gets barbacoa? thats literally what makes chipotle better than qdoba and pancheros

how do u get extra chikn without paying for it?

U hope they’re busy and don’t have a tracking system

>muh chipolte meme

Just go to moe's you pretentious fuckwits

>Californians attempting Tex-Mex

They weren't back when they could rear children and cook but they can't even fucking do that now.

We are DOOMED.

Hey, uh, can I get, uh

>Bowl
>Brown Rice
>Pinto
>Double Steak
>Fajita veggie
>Medium
>Sour Cream
>Cheese

>thanks man...

Could I get a bowl with a tortilla on the side

Double white

Double black

Double chicken

Hot salsa and corn salsa

Cheese

And could I get a cup of cheese on the side

No just a water cup is fine

You can make this food at home for a fraction of the cost and sodium. Not to mention tastier.

bowl
white rice (proceed to ask for extra 2 or 3 times)
black beans (ask for extra 1 time)
chicken (ask for extra twice)
mild/hot salsa (2 scoops each)
cheese (tell them to pile as much as they can on)
11 bucks and you got yourself a 2000+ cal meal with 120-150g of protein
Its rare they manage to charge you for the triple meat, usually just double.

hmmm I could go for a butterdog right now...

Well u-ugh I j-just saw you from over there and thought you were c-cute and was wondering if maybe I could get your n-number

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not if you value your time

Dude, I used to live in Belfast, moved to SoCal in 2012. Mexican food is bomb, but hunting regs are the worst. They have lotteries on fucking deer. Can't own any halfway decent gun, fishing is a joke unless you pay a charter boat to take you out to sea.

>Would you like Mild, Medium, or Hot Salsa?

All three please

fucking give me the secret to make good taco chicken

I fuck it up every time

Green tobasco @ chipotle & and at home.

I get all 3 salsas at chipotle and then dump both tobasco sauces on it lol

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tbqh familia I eat at chipotle almost 3x a week. I'm trying to cut back just because I can make the food cheaper, but it's so goddamn good. And one of the guys recognizes me now and gives me extra chicken.

This is similar to what I get.

>chicken bowl
>brown rice
>black beans
>fajita veggies
>pico de gallo
>medium salsa
>corn
>lettuce
Total comes out to $7.42 since they recently raised their prices. Used to be $7.04 but whatever I guess

Choose.

kek

soyfritas and extra gluten free tortilla layered with spicy QUESO sauce

bowl with white rice, black beans
chicken and steak double meat
sauce depends on my mood
sour cream, cheese and lettuce

WELCOME TO MOOOOOES

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This was a fucking joke.

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>Thanks for choosing Chipotle, what can i get for you today?
Directions to a fast food joint with good food.

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