Curls for the gurls

>Weighted crunches for coconut bunches

>bis for the guys

>stay at home for the waifu.

Rows for the hoes

kek

Kegels for the illegals

benches for the wenches

>Bench for the stench

Traps for the traps

3 hour session for depression

Traps for the braaps

1/2/3/4 pl8 for Kate

>Pushups for hookups
If only..

Dips for child bearing hips

Farmer walks for farmer cocks

clean and presses to take off the dresses

Shooting hoops for good poops

Get a pump to hump and dump

>hammer stucks for the milk trucks

Ok that got me.

>Squats for the squad

KEK

>shrugs for hugs

i like this.

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>bloat mog for a brap hog

>pronouncing twat "twot" and not T W A T

you fucking yanks are the worst

>He doesn't pronounce sqwots as sqats

>not skwaets

...

fuck outta here akhmed

t. person who doesn't know how to pronounce squats

kek

Hip flex lifts for the anorexics

Squats for thots you retardo

>Radeln für die Madeln
>Kicken um zu ficken
>Muskelaufbau für die Übertraumfrau
>Liegestütze für die Liebeszitze
>Erst das Pumpen, dann den Humpen
>Bizeps strecken, Votzen lecken

Thots for the twats

>scoops for the dudes