How does Veeky Forums recommend you deal with dry and itchy skin from showering so much?

How does Veeky Forums recommend you deal with dry and itchy skin from showering so much?

Luffa in shower. gets rid of dead skin
Use body wash that won't carpet bomb your skin
Buy good lotion and it
If you can afford it, buy lotion specific to the body part. Hand/foot/face lotions are different

>year 2318
>still a smoothskin

take cold showers

Ever heard of moisturizer nigger? That's literally the fucking point of moisturizers.

E45

wtf how often do you shower?

Is this a circumcised penis?

vaseline

everyday