Goth chicks are super into cut dudes

Is this Veeky Forums's flavor of the month now? Goth girls? I can get behind that. I recently played through Vampire The Masquerade: Bloodlines with a near constant boner.

fug bros shes actually cute

>tfw no black metal gf
Hold me bros...

>tfw no gymgoth gf

Those clean pale goths have the nicest pussys and assholes, it's just a fact

>women pretending to be "interested" in black metal
yikes.

>Mjölnir and Black Sun

>wanting an edgy larper

Pale skin is high stakes, it amplifies every imperfection and hides none of them but when you get a pure smooth pale girl nothing compares.

>black sun
>pagan hammer?
>into metal and goth like
MUH DICK
If only I was a yuro and not a Kara bogaoid

>tfw no qt hxc gf

I had a goth GF back in highschool.

She wasn't the prettiest, but she always wanted to have sex. It was great until I found out she wanted it so often that she sometimes did it without me.

Still talk to her sometimes though. She's grown into a good person.

alt girls are qt in general

>had an opportunity to get a goth gf
>got rejected
>still good friends because we share a lot of interests
>she takes photos and asks me to make edgy edits of them
its bittersweet

gib

Where do I have to be to meet one of these babes?

>be me
>qt goth gf in highschool
>see pictures of her now
>forked tongue, inch plugs, disgusting

what happened bros

my fucking dick rn

Go to a concert for a goth band. Most of these chicks don't dress like this everyday unless they're still an edgy teenager or still a loser.

this

alt girls are perfect

>literally every girl trying to be meme queen alt chicks in the OC/LA area
they’re pretty shit people but if you’re just trying to fuck them pretend you’re in a band that has toured with FIDLAR or Joyce Manor

Why is it a surprise? She already displayed mental problems.

>tfw basically every girl across LA and ventura county is a meme

my last gf in particular really didn't work out, no wonder i prefer being single

this
even some random art chick would be good

Can confirm. Had a goth chick at my job actually approach me and tell me she wanted to fuck and she has a boyfriend as well. The only thing is they have worse mental issues than Veeky Forums

it sucks because I love art chicks
almost got with one from tinder who goes to cal poly. still kick myself over fucking that one up, but then again she put in minimal effort to make it work

9% bf here

There's probably a club in your town if you're near a major city. Minneapolis/St Paul for example has Ground Zero

Nigga you take that back, goth girls have been my flavor of the lifetime.

In this case do likes attract likes? Should we all just start wearing black?

LEAVE PENCIL NECK MAN LEAVE

you lie

getting into black metal, what bands would tasteful anons like you recommend?

Summoning

Pretty much this. Women who wear black metal shirts and pretend to enjoy the music only do so for attention from males.

worse, they are so insecure they willingly try to fish in a small niche

Kaevum
Nordvrede
Yellow Eyes
Peste Noire
Darkspace

Mare
Aptorian Demon
Arckanum
Panphage
Dark Sonority
Cultes des Ghoules
Dodsengel

Black metal is shit and you'll end up a poser anyway.

>no one recommended Burzum
>no one recommended Mayhem
this board is full of plebs

Darkthrone, Mayhem, Burzum, Bathory.
There's also first wave black metal like Hellhammer

Yeah but I'm not into being used for ritual sacrifices.
also most goth chicks are fat as a black pig

says the serial soyboy poster

Belphegor, Marduk, destroyer 666, dark funeral, Septic flesh,watain

Norgay metal can fuck off, if you're gonna listen to Scandi black metal Svartidauði from Iceland and anything from Denmark's Phlegm Productions are really the only interesting and worthwhile listens

>t. swedcuck

Emporer - Anthems to the Welkin at Dusk

goth girls are uggos who need a ton of make-up to appear attractive.

first three satyricon albums
burzum before varg went to jail
INRI by sarcofago
all bathory albums
nokturnal mortum (all albums)
first couple emperor and darkthrone
nyktalgia
moon in the scorpio by limbonic art
windir (all albums)

first few enslaved releases.
Vikingligr Veldi (1994)
Frost (1994)
Eld (1997)
Blodhemn (1998)

ulvers black metal/folk trilogy called The Trilogie – Three Journeyes Through the Norwegian Netherworlde

featuring the albums
Bergtatt
Kveldssanger
Nattens madrigal

first good post on Veeky Forums in a long time

keeping it fitness related: is GOMAD a meme?

sorry, jacked and shredded. not twink status.

Why would anyone bother recommending such entry-level bands?

>Why would anyone bother recommending such entry-level bands?

uh, because:
>getting into black metal ...

Yes. but it works

fuark bros, want a cute petite gf like this so bad
miss my hs goth gf, she made me feel

Is health goth mainstream yet?

it's not every day that you discover a fetish you never knew you had

could be the nofap talking, but finding a qt gymgoth is now my reason for lifting

What is goth about this? Am I missing something or is it literally just because it's black?

It is a trend that comes up sometimes. Crossover between fitness and gothic clothes. Mostly black gym/running clothes with white logos.

Dressing in black fitness clothes with white logos isn't "health goth", that's just how normal thots dress.

It's big in japan

To me black metal is all about monothony and depression.
That's why I cannot stand energetic black metal. My pick:
Burzum
Leviathan
Mgla (probably not true black)
Verdunkeln
Wehmut
Xasthur

>being friends with women

...

Just like their arms

>tfw no mommy goth gf

fuck... I have no aesthetic, but I feel like this is how I should be dressing.

I wonder if I should ask Veeky Forums for advice, but they'd probably catch me hover-handing
>y-you too

It's hot.

whelp, I just made a cross-board thread over here: I hope they can help me dress ok. I just basically wear black jeans and a soft t-shirt every day.
I don't even care how much it would cost to dress gymgoth... I have been so insanely happy to have a body I've been getting more proud of. This will be the first time I even try to dress to show it off. I'm probably going to get more tattoos as well like pic related

Damn you actually couldn’t have made that post any more faggoty. I hope nobody replies, and I hope you’re diagnosed with a terminal illness in the near future

:3

this hairstyle makes my dick pierce through my jeans

I liked burzum. what bands similar to it can I find?
I think I remember listening to venom or some shit, also death first album iirc

never got into the genre since its 2edgy for me

>gf went from goth to basic bitch

not sure how tofeel

...

Me in the background

Routine?

Deadlift 100xf

Are goth grils even attracted to fit guys, will lifting even increase my chances?

>he hasn't seen the crow

I had a goth GF

She was insecure and passive aggressive as fuck. I dated her all of high school. She was hot as FUCK though. Wish I was less of a pushover back then but eh

Nice one idiot now Veeky Forums of all places are laughing at us

idk about you, but I am

lel I remember this chick I wonder what happened to her

Also isn't goth long dead?

>Also isn't goth long dead?
>goths
>dead
yeah, that's kinda the point

...

I know

Supreme taste

>Goth chicks are super into cut dudes.
Yea but not you. No woman wants to be around an autistic faggot like you.
kys now.

bumping this old thread for your shitty post
do you not know how this site works?