Those are some impressive muscles you've cultivated...but they won't do against my blade

You DO know he's shitposted, don't you user?

>"Heh all that training...what a waste of time...see fact of the matter is that my family blood line gives me extraordinary strength. Strength beyond what you would ever achieve wasting all those years at the gym. Destiny itself has decided that I am better than you, no amount of training will prove otherwise. I suggest you give up now or I'll have to embarrass you here...
*static begins to form around base of trench-coat*
*hair starts to lift and twist from the energy being released*

i haves blaed psssss fart

i AM the blade

*unsheathes glock 19*

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Yep, and I'm humoring him.

N-NANI!?

It can't be helped... I'll have to use THAT...

>carrying a sword blade pressed against your shoulder

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5 stars user

>heh heh, I'll give you some credit, seeing as how managed to destroy my backup blade
>looks like I'll have to actually try now, let's see if you can handle this!

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I keked

Lmao

>No shit Sherlock, that's why I carry a gun. Now step aside my autistic brother.

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Best ones so far

Kek

>careful there bucko, you'll never climb the dominance hierarchy with posture like that, roughly speaking.

Someone linked a great cringe video in one of these threads a while ago. It starts with two guys talking about fighting each other, then a third guy shows up and says something like "let's make it an old fashion three way". A fourth guy says "yahoo" or some shit when he jumps/teleports in.

>Heh... so what you’re saying is...

this?
youtube.com/watch?v=w_8tGC9UEKE

Underrated

>bullets
pffff

Yes, thanks user.

>roughly speaking
Damn it...I can't not read that in Peterson's voice...

>Cuts bullet in half
>Gets hit by 2 smaller bullets instead.

I actually like the design of that sword. Not stupid huge like Cloud's.

>Flex a cep
>Do it with such alarming speed and force it creates a shockwave of air
>Air hits blade causing rapid oxidization
>Blade rusts to nothing

You were saying?

>Hah... I didn't expect a second blade...
>I'll give you props since no one has ever pushed me this far before...
>I never wanted to use this in front of mortals but I guess now I don't have a choice...
>Ban... Kai...

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Good taste

Holy fuck this thread is gold.

>Heh, insolent child. I cannot be slain.
>unsheathe ass
>release a cloud of deadly protein poopie gas
>every living organism in 5-mile radius dies
>nothing personnel, kid

iirc that is one of cloud's swords. In the advent children movie he has a new one that's actually several swords that combine into a buster-type blade.

Nevermind, I take it back.

>heh...
>amateurs...

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10/10

*gasps*

NARUTO-KUN!!

Love that anime

>Barbell......heh....
We all know what the SUPERIOR weapon is around here user

fool, dont confuse me with these gym rats.

fuck you for reminding me

This can’t be happening, I’m in charge here!

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>Cuts the bullet into 50 pieces with God like precision and they fly around him

Heh, you're gonna need more than that...

Damn nigga dis shit be funny as fuck G.
1 shekel to you. Well deserved goy.

>slices incoming bullet in half with katana
you'll have to try harder than that to kill me...
>you empty your magazine on me
>all bullets have been sliced in half
Looks like you're out of ammo, son
Now it's time to unleash... my REAL POWER!

Pure cringe. Jujimufu is a faggot. Even his name is cringe.

>...here's where the loop ends
>he believes he is cutting the bullet into precise pieces to deflect from himself
>it begins again with the bullet firing

He has been like this for years now.

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"Muscle is stronger than blade!"
youtube.com/watch?v=FV0Ym_D2KV4

>*Flock of crows
>man appears out of the crow flock
>"what's this? the kiddie have come out to play eh?
>*alchemy circle spears on the ground glowing and a katana submerges from the ground
>"let's see if you can handle a true demon!"

>well no we can't simply limit it to that single interpretation otherwise contextually you are ignoring the biological results which can be recreated in other organisms . . .

I-ITACHI!

"Pft..Commoners, the lot of them. Look at them thinking they have an idea on how combat works when pushed absolutely to the limit--I'll show them!"
>Without anymore hesitation he lunged forward and intercepted any exchange that was happening between them all, a shadowy silhouette following behind him indicative of his immense speed.
"Pay no mind to what you've witnessed as what I'm about to show you shall be engraved in time itself! Let's dance, fools!"

>"Pffft....hehehe....you shouldn't have pushed me....you shouldn't have gotten me to this point....now...now you will know true fear...I call upon the creatures from the deep dark...from the abyss...from the blackest part of the world...from the depths of hell...NOW MY MINION! RIP HIS MUSCLES TO SHREDS! FEAST ON HIS BONES! BUT LEAVE HIS SOUL FOR ME!"

>Heh, nice 10 pound blade soyboy

Well in that case, i have no choice but to teleport behind you

God gave you two hands, you use them both for your barbell

What anime should i watch for this kinda epic edge?

>his mom in the mirror
it's painful, at least he doesn't look that old

Your blade is nothing compared to my Stand!

>this is what reddit considers humor

upvote + gold

>"you assume my size and strength make me slow and inflexible."

>"You assumed wrong..."

>fist of the b0rf star
meinneger.jpg

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HADOUKEN

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>split bullet with a butter knife
>get shot twice