You're not that big

>thanks for the compliment

Why did she do this to herself baka

tit gap. thats how you know they droop like a couple of wet noodles

it's crazy huh?
How men (assuming you're a male here) like you are that self-conscious you manifest this inadequacy into these transparent ironic jokes. Posting attractive women and presenting them as snobby, heartless wenches who believe they're God's gift to the world.

I guess I could never understand why men ponder so much on what women think about them to the point it affects their lifestyle. Look at you. You probably create these threads weekly, if not daily.

You're worth so much more. You're capable of so much more.

I have that same hat.

>presenting them as snobby, heartless wenches who believe they're God's gift to the world

They do that perfectly well on their own. That's the foundation upon which Instagram and other social media is built.

Don't test me.

Why do white women feel the need to plump up their lips to nigger status. It's shameful

roasty status: toasty

Well said. I don’t even blame them, but hot women literally are divorced from reality and don’t see you as existing in it unless it’s to serve them.

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*braaps*

It's my dream to get absolutely massive so I can tell people I just take creatine and sit on the couch

f-for you

didnt this bitch get "molested" by that doctor and now shes a huge roastie playing the victim card?

For you

i want to be as devilish too
>want to get as big as I can
>not going to use steroids ever
>tell people I just do steroids a lot and lift baby weights once a week
this could create a new species of the nu male

This. Stop worrying about what women think and do what you like. Hold yourselves to a higher standard. Be men

I stopped caring what thots think a long time ago.

>mfw

It's called shit posting sweety, we're having a laugh you mong

Good post, we need more like you

I've got a 2 step plan
>6'5"
>tell people I'm 6'0"
>make anybody under 6'0" look like they are lying about their height

>eat clean and get huge
>tell people i never go to the gym and eat unhealthy food all the time like that one girl in the FPS
step 1 is complete. step 2 is underway

You look like shit
*does a 360 and walks away*

>Born December 9, 1995 (age 22)
Why does she look like shes in her 30s?

are you actually retarded? 360 degrees is a full god damned circle, dude

Plastic surgery and a cocaine habit will do that to ya

For what pvrpose?

you mean youre not a virgin?

fuck off leftover trash

the height thing is to cause height inflation. make manlets and edge cases seem like they are lying about their height.

the second part is so i can say it's just genetics and i dont even work out

Is it gay that I zoomed in on Hercules penis?

It’d be gay if you didn’t.

I am where it counts

the only thing gayer than staring at a penis is not staring at a penis

maybe thats because im running master race.
Not some shitty weightlifter pleb

how bout you eat dis ass
>unzips ass

Got some new motivations thanks anons

Thot or not, would destroy her with my penis

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desu i would almsot always perceive that as a joke

after getting big ive never been complimented that im big

lmao bro, what the fuck are you going on about?

this

Makes this a copypasta

not very bright, are you?

repost

>being this new

TAKE IT BACK TAKE IT BACK YOU ROASTIE BITCH REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Why do they all look the same?

lmfao truth

"I-I have like t-ten thousand followers on I-instagram!! I'm a m-model!!!!!"

>works at wal-mart

That's hot. I want a bad bitch to be mean to me and belittle me.

You're not that interesting.
*finds a girl that isn't so boring*

Feel a little better about myself, thanks user.

>I don't take creatine, I just do Zumba on the weekends

*Pulls out clipboard and scratches her name off list*
Next!

something about the way the do their makeup now trying to look like the kardashians, no idea why its caught on so many girls try to look the samey

For you

put down the juice, you obviously don't need the calories

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>freckle in cleavage
>who knows how many there are on the rest of her breasts
>probably nasty, mole-ridden tits

2/10, would not bang

"no, but you sure are"
"compared to you, anyone's small"
"you just can't see the gains under the huge shadow you cast"
"i'm about as big as your list of one-night stands"
i could go on. you can't have remorse for these people.

this is *teleports behind you* tier

what would you say

Openly stare at her tits and say "neither are you" if it winds you up that bad.

this is just as bad

ofc she's not big, look at her, she doesn't work out, or at least not to get mass.

Is this little shit test all it takes to make Veeky Forums shit the bed with insecurity? Women want a man emotionally stronger than themselves not just physically stronger. You're all a bunch of wusses! LMAO

Good point user.

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fpbp

>Holy shit bro looking ripped
>Yeah man pilates is a game changer

>6’1
>tell everyone I’m 5’10
>”b-but I’m 5’10”
>sorry dude, you must be 5’7
>why would I lie about being short
>”b-but 5’10 isn’t short”
>for you

Ive had similar situations happen. I just tell them "why would i be?". Then i have complete control over the situation.

Are you guys retarded? "I'm big where it counts"

That first plan, feels bad being 5'9

Step 2
>eat relatively good food
>gym 4-6 days a week
>get normie fit
>tell them i don't have a diet and eats what makes me feel good
>i do creatin and don't tell anyone this, but i use roids
>soyboys will be bald roidragers

Only if you're a bitch about it. Keep it playful, you're only teasing. She can either serve it back or freak out. Either way it's on her.

>i said this really autistic bad sounding response, it's all on her xd

Bigger than you Thot

Then suplex her into the floor and scream THOT BE GONE

it's unironically not autistic though

how the fuck do you know that? lmao are you a guy who tried to approach 1 hot girl and got rejected, sit around and mope all day on social media complaining that "every hot girl is the same... they're all big fat meanies." mate pick your fucken game up and start blaming the only constant in your life which is you.

>all social media is bad
wow that'll get you laid, faggot. I don't use social media that much myself but don't blame technology and progress for your shitty perspective on social behavior.

this is what happens when reddit users try to fit in

>6'5
me too, i will try this.

>ydwn be sucked by those beautiful pouty lips

BEGONE VILE BEAST

*whips out dick*

>because I SAID SO
nice.

might get a lmao filter put on later

>how the fuck do you know that?
>presenting

I don't actually know and never claimed to know *if* they are actually heartless wenches so on and so forth. I am saying that's what they portray on their instagrams and vines and all of that crap. Nobody sits around taking photos of themselves all day if they aren't self absorbed and girls (even "normal" girls) that are constantly snapping pics of themselves are a dime a dozen.

> sit around and mope all day on social media
?? No, I generally don't use it anymore besides things like facebook chat or occasionally snapchat to communicate with people. It speaks a lot about your fixation with social media if you think me disliking it means that I sit around on it obsessively.

>wow that'll get you laid, faggot
Are you 18 or just thicker than shit?

>don't blame technology and progress for your shitty perspective on social behavior

Hahaha fucking reading comp my man. I'm blaming the people using the social media. The popularity base of things like instagram and other social media takes advantage of people's self absorbed natures and imo, exacerbates it. It allows girls next door to become their own mini-celebrities, and they act like it.

Though I guess if you really boil it down I would blame instagram specifically as a "technology" (it isn't) because the whole premise is to play into people's self absorbed nature and others desire for celebrity worship.

You argue like a woman my man. Keep your points and drop the bullshit like "lmao are you a guy...." or "wow that'll get you laid, faggot".

He's right you know

>used to work out for 1 year and told people
>never got big mires
>smaller guys of my group tried to make "fun" of me
>basically joking even though they appreciated me doing something productive
>barely mires

didn't workout for 1 year
>start working out again
>homegym master race this time
>tell nobody
>after 10 weeks and the first gains best friend notices difference
>he became a friend in the 1 year i didn't work out
>new friends all notice gains
>girls notice gains
>"user did you start going to the gym?"
>no i just eat much

its especially funny when you hear dyels talk about fitness.
Once you tell them that you don't work out they start talking the biggest amount of shit possible

>white
user that's an american