Sits across from you

*flexes a 'cep*
So you like killing muslims too?

how do i stop doing this breux

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>fantasize about her being suddenly talking to you, but that never happens
>avoid eye contact
>"please don't get off, please don't get off..." at every station
>minutes feel like hours
>time to get off, she doesn't stand up
>tfw

Hitler wasn't that bad, right, sweetie? It's just a lie made up by your ((people)).

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>"I have some cream you can borrow for those ashy elbows..."

KNOCK IT OFF

Fitness

Is the cream sperm? haha?