Veeky Forumsitizen

Veeky Forumsitizen.

Shit game.

Wish oblivion didn't totally disregard minor skills.
Magic is so fucking OP in it too, it's great.

what's a game that lets you start out as a skinnyfat DYEL and then become swole and juicy

Life

GTA San Andreas
If you hit the gym, CJ will get buff

No man's sky.

Stay out of trouble, manlet

>fititizen

Skyrim with mods.

>fit-tit-izen

Let me guess...Someone stole your barbell.

>wanting to play as a person of color

fpbp (fourth post posing)

I used to be a lifter like you then I got tendonitis in the knee

I thought people wouldn't notice

already got swole in that one
in that one too
shit game
already played the game, modless though

other suggestions?

How do i archieve skyrim guard mode?

You haven't played skyrim until you've played it modded bro

>modless
>not giving all the women in your game H-cup titties and 10 inch cocks
you havent lived

>The gods gave you two hands, and you use them both for your barbell. I can respect that.

>I need to ask you to stop. That ... deadlifting ... is making people nervous.

>I used to bench press that much(+20), then I hurt my shoulder

Gotta keep my eyes open! Damn lanklets could swoop down at any time!

>I mostly deal with soap thievery and shower brawls. Been too long since we've had a good manlet raid

>I was once swole like you. Then I took an arrow in the knee.

Oblivion would be GOAT if it weren't for the terrible, terrible enemy scaling.

/COCKINASSIZEN/

Kenshi

Fable

Why did the Nords mock milk drinkers?

>Manlet raid
Always makes me smile when I see this one.

>not playing Kingdom Come Deliverance like a real champ

Because there were memes going around that milk has phytoestrogens in it that made you feminine, like how "soyboy" is for us now

>play through Skyrim a few times
>get bored, it keeps crashing on 360, don’t play it for like 2 years
>finally give Todd Howard 60 good boy points for the Xbox one special edition
>discover mods
>fall in love with it all over again

Kingdom Come Deliverance has you start off as a literal peasant who can't even hold his own dick without a noble instructing him first. As time goes on you get a lot stronger, it isn't a bad game assuming you're willing to give it the time to get good at it. Combat took me like 2 straight hours of sparring to actually figure out what the fuck I was doing.

>Seen those gymlords from Dumbbellfell? They got curved barbells. Curved. Barbells.

The combat feels like a show fight and the strikes have no weight behind them whatsoever. It's like you're hitting each other with wet noodles.

The game isn't about the combat. It's about the living breathing world you get to guide Henry through.

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> No lollygagging at the bench press

>Psst...Hail Zyzz

>I'd be a lot warmer and a lot happier with a bellyful of whey

>Just a few more hours and I can crawl under some bars...

Do you get to the treadmill district very often? Oh what am I saying, of course you don't