Sick mire stories

> helping brother move out from his apartment, picking heavy things and taking them to his car
> going back up to his place, elevator door opens up and we see a couple with an... odd-looking boy, around 15 years old
> it's a downie
> we politely greet them and the boy starts talking to me
> "hey how you doin' chum, everything alright?"
> he puts his hand on my triceps and starts stroking me
> "whatchu you doing today we're going out on a walk, we're going to the mall I like it there do you like the mall"
> brother looks at me, is trying his best not to laugh
> I respond cheerfully and explain to him we're moving my brother's stuff
> still stroking my arm
> he invites me to go the mall with them
> we all laugh, door opens, bro and I leave
> he gingerly lets my arm go

Turns out he's a well-behaved downie boy, never gets into any trouble despite having no idea of personal boundaries. Still am conflicted about this mire though, can't lie to you brahs
So Veeky Forums, any similarly sick mires from sickly people?

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swolested by a downie

>tfw no downsie mall bff

I hope he uses me as an inspiration to become swole, but I am terribly afraid of having created a new Jason Genova

man that’s really sweet, be glad it’s not a nigger downie with no parental figures so he just goes full tard rage all the time

>mfw I be nice to tards just incase I meet someone who thinks I’m a tard they’re nice to me

>Went to go watch some UFC fights with friend
>"Bro, I just matched with a girl on tinder but her dorm closes to visitors in an hour. You wanna come? She has a friend for you."
>If I said no he wouldn't have had time to go, didn't want to cock block so said ok
>We go, it is cold here so I was wearing a hoodie and some track pants
>Girl was kind of cute and was hitting on me
>Ask her out
>"Ok!"
>After that every time I try and make plans with her she is "busy"
>I allow her to do this to me for a fucking month
>Finally have enough of it and tell her I don't want to go out with her anymore
>No response, later on she continues to message me as if it never happened
>Block her because I can't get her out of my head
>Last week
>Go to the grocery store
>It has warmed up so all I was wearing was a tight shirt and some shorts
>See a cute girl from behind
>Move in closer to get a better lo-
>It is the girl that was leading me on
>She now sees me and gets a big smile
>"user! What're you doing here?"
>"Just buying some stuff for a barbecue."
>"Cool!"
>Continue awkward small talk, not gonna lie I started flexing really hard and I noticed she started turning a little red in the face
>"Soooo user... Why did you stop talking to me?"
>"You never wanted to hangout and I don't know you. I don't like keeping people in my contacts unless I know them."
>"Well you don't know me because we never got a chance to hangout silly."
>"Well whose fault is that?"
>She got a little salty but pretended like it didn't phase her
>Later on my friend texts me
>"Haha bro my tinder girl told me you ran into her friend, she said you looked good but you were acting mean for some reason."
>Yeah, "for some reason"
>"Dude, ask her out again!"
>Nope
Funny thing is, my retarded friend invited her to the barbecue thinking he was helping me and I caught her looking at me a couple times. Never felt more alpha, we're all gonna make it.

why do only gays hit on me. I know girls like me sometimes, but only gay dudes come up to me at work

I only get mired by fatties and uggos. Being 6'2" is a meme

Because men are forward. Women are not.

You probably get mired by more than that, women just don't ogle men like we do women. They'll see you and think "He is cute", but they won't keep looking unless they are in a social setting trying to hint hard for you to talk to them like a bar or party or something. In short, talk to girls faggot don't be a pussy you'll find out for yourself.

user, hook up with her, give her the best fucking you've ever given any one, and then ghost her

Maybe he though of you as a similar and was triying to comunicate with you

You did good kid

Had a fat chick on the bus take an actual picture of me. That was weird.

Good move, sounds like she’s pretty tore up about it. Best not to fuck with women like that.

Nope I know myself well enough to know I can't handle that. I get attached too fast, I'd give her all the cards again.

The way it is now I leave being the winner, besides I'm an autist usually so I'd probably fuck it up anyway.

Fat girls and ugly old women don't seem to have a problem doing it, why not the more attractive women?

They aren't as desperate.

Fat girls and ugly women need to do that. If you want proof see for yourself. Get on tinder, make a non-creepy/lonely/weird account and swipe right on every single girl. I guarantee you
>Fat/ugly girls will message YOU first
>You'll match with cuties too, but they'll wait for you to make the first move

good for you user, is a retard

This. That's not gonna change just because their gay.

The other answers as well, but good looking women are sneakier about it if they do. They know what it’s like to be ogled at so they know how to hide when they do it themselves.

bro, you better pick up some game fast fast
and stop using being autistic as an excuse, we all have to get past our weaknesses

How do I do it? I've seen some cute girls, just never been able to approach them because I'm a pussy. Just get over it? There has to be something I can do to ease into it or at least loosen up first.

Been growing my hair and hitting the gym pretty hard now for about 18x months.

Cutest girl at work today told me that she loves my style, in front of 2nd cutest girl at work.

Just waiting till it gets warmer and my layers of clothes come off so she can see the noob gains too..

Counting the months.

Is this "mired by a downie" story? Cuz I don't lift for downies and not sure if I should read, I'm puzzled tbqh idk

Anyone got a screen cap for this?
user shared his wisdom in another thread not long ago, goes something like this:
1. Fatties and uglies got nothing to lose, they already know they are loww tier so they look and give it a go because they can't really go lower
2. Attractive girls who know their worth already know what they are looking for
3. Attractive girls who are attracted to you are too scared to approach you because they don't want to get rejected
3. Average girls either know you out of their league, or they are too scared to approach
4. There are of course exceptions
Females are generally scared of rejection, next time a cute girl approaches you, reject her in a mild way and watch the reaction on her face - it is priceless. Then salvage the rejection by saying "just kidding" with a smile/smirk.

start by feeling out a situation and understand what normies do and how they interact in some situation and context
for example, you are in a shop waiting in line, a cutie is next to you, when you look at her and she looks at you and smiles, smile back and say something generic that is in context, take it onward from there (there idea here is be present and don't think about what you are going to say in your head, over time you will learn what works and what doesn't)
personally would also suggest you look into Jordan Belforts Straight Line Persuasion System, use it to sell yourself and move any interaction towards your goal, for starters that might be just talking to cuties, then to getting their numbers, then to going on dates, then taking them to your place, etc

Everyone is mirin'

I used to be a total dyel skeletor but I'm 6'2 and my frame is kind of deceptive. I've got really wide shoulders, so I'd just wear jumpers and I'd dwarf guys.

Face is the most important thing though. Girls used to sit next to me and open conversations with me all the time before I started lifting. All that getting big did for me was make me more confident.

>go hang out with a tinder girl
>ask her out
nigga you what?

Impossible, my non-retarded disguise is perfect. No one should be able to see the infinite retardation inside me.
Thanks mom I love you too.

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I got a couple
>mother calls me an hour ago
>tells me that an asian guy who's one of the regular said to her that I'm getting pretty buff and doing pretty good work

I never knew this but old asian mires feel good

>work in grocery store
>work front end but always have to go around the store to clean and stuff
>pass by the bakery
>me and one of the girls there have some good rapport talking about life and work
>see her suggested on fb and shoot her a request
>she accepts it and no joke one or two minutes later finds my instagram and follows it

she wants me

>hanging out with dad
>watching movie, chilling on couch
>realizing I'm sitting weird and get up to stretch
"Wow user you're getting big"
>fuck my dad

Dad mires count, right guys?

Dad mires are the best

...

>chilling at work with two guys and a qt
>she ironically complains about her belly
>they tease her about it
>she hits back at them before looking at me
"The only one with a mad body here is user"
We're all gonna make it

Good shit, fuck that bitch

>walk out of gym
>mother and small boy
>said boy exclaims "sport man!"

the best mire

tfw no son to mire me

>Go home after not seeing mother for a year
>She constantly tells me that I've gotten "really big" and no longer her "little boy" anymore
>Mom's friends constantly make comments, telling me I'm handsome and "manly" now
>They're drunk off wine and make some lewd comments here and there

>A week goes by before I have to go back across the country to my duty station
>Mom breaks down crying
>She keeps asking me if I'd been roiding
>Tells me she is worried about me and my health
>mfw she's the only one who legit thinks I take steroids
>She's not wrong
>I've been blasting and cruising for a year now
>I can't bring myself to tell her that her 21 year old son turned in his natty card

Sorry mom

>just got done with gym, showered and meeting parents at mall
>walking around with them when get them to go to Lululemon since mother works out with me from time to time so get her some clothes
>looking around when mom goes and tries on some produts, just walking around the store
>out of nowhere'So buying something for your gf?"
>petite girl wearing full lulu clothes is putting stuff away near me
>"ha no just looking around"
>well if you need help just come ask, she walks away and realize she's wearing those lulu leggings that makes asses like 100x more amazing
>notice girl just straight watching me from time to time , get weirded out thinking maybe she thinks i'm going to steal
>I grab a shirt to look at and before I know it I hear
>'thats a nice shirt, and its form fitting," from same girl
>oh that's good but I don't know about the color
>she says "oh they're over here in a different color come with me," then grabs my wrist and ushers me to the other side of the store
>notice her trying to grab a shirt from the very top but since she's short I stop her, put my hand on her back gently to sorta move her out the way and help her grab it
>she gets flustered I think cause she backs up and continues staring at my chest while saying "oh thanks I couldn't grab them"
>no problem, while looking at the shirts
>"you know if you want I can try them on for you if you want, even leggings if you find any"
>she never looks up now staring down at the floor kindof
>oh ok haha, i like what you're wearing, I'm bad at matching sometimes
>"thanks, do you like the leggings I can try on a different color if you want"
>tell her I'll look around for some and she walks off looking down
>freak out thinking she's trying hard to get comission and I might be forced to buy something

I'm counting that as a mire

>Shopping in a hardware store
>One of the employees power walks towards me
>"Hey user, do you have a second?"
>Go to the warehouse
>A customer is loading some stuff into his van
>"Can you lift this concrete ring with me"
>Light weight baby
>"Thanks powerboy"

>laugh a bit
>fuck him with my sport dick

>>"You never wanted to hangout and I don't know you. I don't like keeping people in my contacts unless I know them."
You cant say this and then shut her down thats a dick move

Atleast give her a chance if she doesnt seem like a bad person in general, you dont know her, maybe she had shit to do

inb4 roiding for this

>doing somebody else's job
Part of me wants to call you a cuck but you saved somebody's back that day so good job I guess.

I hate it when strangers take pictures of me. Shit's creepy.

>Light weight baby
i always think this when I'm lifting something for someone

>"you know if you want I can try them on for you if you want, even leggings if you find any"
>"thanks, do you like the leggings I can try on a different color if you want"
What porno is this?

One where employees are partly paid on commision

pisslord isn't a downie though, just retarded

>Girl who had been mirin asks me to study with her.
What do bros? If it goes well should I try to get coffee with her? Im noy used to girls being interested in me so I have no idea.

>bro has a tinder girl asking him to come to their dorm
>he says there's a chick for you
>you go to these chick's dorms
>she's hitting on you
>ask her out for later

What the fuck? Why didn't you fuck her then? Tinder thots don't invite strangers over to their dorms to chit chat you big autist.

>Nope I know myself well enough to know I can't handle that. I get attached too fast, I'd give her all the cards again.

Goddamn do I know this feel and it’s something I’m determined to change about myself. It’s probably the same for you but I get super attached to just about any girl that shows me attention and therefore come across as needy and desperate. The only solution is to stop being such a pussy and approach more girls. Overcoming my natural beta instincts has proven to be a major challenge but it needs to be done.

Because we’re shy betas that aren’t good at initiating sex like that. It’s still a big issue for me because I want to be romantic and shit but modern dating is a dumpster fire.

She initiated and you basically said no you aspie. What did you do after you asked her out for later? Leave?

Ask her where she wants to study. If she says her place then she wants some action. If she says library or coffee shop then she literally only sees you as a study aid.

I’m not the guy who told that story but I act exactly the same as him. Plus he was hanging out with his friend and another girl in what was presumably a tiny dorm room. Sure that works out great in pornos, but it’s sort of awkward irl.

what were they doing? go somewhere else, like your dorm

I can’t answer for him but that’s the exact type of situation where I sperg out and fuck up. I just don’t have the confidence to ask her to go hang out solo when we’ve just met.

Hey man, I've been there but after essentially rejecting her no wonder she didn't want to get together again.

For whatever reason I pictured perhaps these girls being in seperate rooms but maybe that wasn't the case. I agree that it would be really odd to fuck with another couple fucking in the same room.

I still think these girls planned on getting dicked though, I really don't see any other reason why they would invite strange men from tinder over just before their dorms are about to close for the night.

Fuck user, feels for you bro.

>be me
>always wear shorts because I'm a walking shitty meme
>middle of January in Sweden
>standing at bus stop after visiting a friend
>a family comes to bus stop
>kids starts whining
>dad says "look at user's legs, he's a viking and he doesn't whine about silly stuff"
>whole family is mirin my calves in the snow
>feltgoodman.jpeg

Were all 4 of you hanging out? or were they doing their own thing? If the latter, just say "hey lets give those two some space" and then walk around, go to a pizza joint, and then if it goes well say "hey wanna chill at my place for a bit"

Dude, I’m not the same guy that told the story lol. I just said that like two posts ago. I just completely identify with him because I do the same shit.

>goto grocery store after gym
>still wearing shorts & t, with a pretty good pump
>passing by a couple on the way in
>she is checking me out very obviously
>Slow down, smirk, and make solid eye contact.
>instantly embarrassed she turn red and mutters, ‘h-hi’
>husband is not amused and motions to grab her arm
>we stood there for a moment before he hastily dragged her out
>I turn around and say bye, but she is already saying it.

R u me? The exact same thing almost to the letter happened to me. Except when I stopped talking to her she started to talk to me more and asked me to hang out. I think I'm seeing a trend here.

have you ever think about how probably, the next time she masturbates will be thinking of you?

Kek

Only when I’m masturbating

One of my old FWBs told me she masturbates to the thought of me licking her pussy because I'm the only guy that's ever made her cum from going down on her. Feels nice to have someone flick her bean to the thought of you

>be at a party, which I usually never attend
>notice a qt mirin me
>we chug beer together, talking all evening
>she leaves
>message her, ask her out
>she is busy for some reason
>ask her out again
>busy
>that happens for a while so I forget about her
>fast forward 1 year
>yooo dude remember that girl you tried to go on a date with? Turns out her mother died to some horrible disease at the time so she couldn't go on a date
D-does that count Veeky Forums? At least I don't drink anymore

...

>be dyel
>get mired frequently
>get (on the road to being) Veeky Forums
>mired everytime i go out
>still no gf ever at 26
hurrah autism

...

But always canceling or moving plans for a month? I agree with OP, you can't stay on the hook forever and act like nothing happened, makes you look like a bitch

do you have pink hair. cause i know a swedish guy who always wears shorts with pink hair

Downies don't have the capacity for guile, that was probably the most genuine mire anyone will ever give you ever. Be proud

People with down syndrome kind of look like chimps. Has there ever been any study comparing the DNA of them and chimps? Or is it too controversial? I think there could be something to it

Thanks man. It sounds gay but she's probably the only soul I know will love me no matter how big, lean, fat, or dyel I become...

If they invite you to their dorm again just go for it this time, even if it doesnt work out they'll respect you for trying

That's a very nice way to put it user. Thank you, I'll cherish this mire forever more.

Dude they just have an extra cromosome 21.

"my time has come"

perfect reaction dude, textbook.

Only northern Europeans and Asians have Down's syndrome genes.

You got mired by Old Gregg.......the fuck?

FUNCTIONAL

you watch your mother try on whore pants?

>degeneracy

I don't think there is a mire that can top this

I am 6'4" and so is my good buddy. We visited Shanghai together last year and people were seeking photos of us all the time. It is very easy to spot people trying to be sneaky. We loved it though and would try and smile so they knew we knew.

She was probably playing hard to get because she thought you were Chad and didn't want to make it too easy. That's a double mire user. Respect

Plus he got some gains. Wins all around.

>44848552
bro he's 1% autism. barely noticeable. barely.

if you’re pretty attractive they could be intimidated. gay mires are legit tho.

Fuck off roastie. She had her chance. If she's that hard to even get on a date, she'd be an awful girlfriend

Goal mire

>be me
>not you
>have long hair
>friend tells me he no longer confuses random chicks with me because my shoulder definition makes it easy to spot the difference

My gf works there bro lulu doesn’t do commission

>"sport man!"

Fucking hell, thats so adorable, user.

Just happened
>making shake in my dorm kitchen
>4 black girls in there talking. Two sneaking looks at me
>as I leave one of them says "bye Ethan" and winks
>"that's not my name" "oooh? What is you're name?"
>proceeds to ask if I'm in the dorm and what room I am in the hall
>leave. Hear them get loud again. Friends giggling at her
>I heard one of them say "buff"

Feels good desu

You're a fucking insecure idiot for roiding then. Go and seek professional help you faggot. And I mean that in a nice way.