> helping brother move out from his apartment, picking heavy things and taking them to his car > going back up to his place, elevator door opens up and we see a couple with an... odd-looking boy, around 15 years old > it's a downie > we politely greet them and the boy starts talking to me > "hey how you doin' chum, everything alright?" > he puts his hand on my triceps and starts stroking me > "whatchu you doing today we're going out on a walk, we're going to the mall I like it there do you like the mall" > brother looks at me, is trying his best not to laugh > I respond cheerfully and explain to him we're moving my brother's stuff > still stroking my arm > he invites me to go the mall with them > we all laugh, door opens, bro and I leave > he gingerly lets my arm go
Turns out he's a well-behaved downie boy, never gets into any trouble despite having no idea of personal boundaries. Still am conflicted about this mire though, can't lie to you brahs So Veeky Forums, any similarly sick mires from sickly people?
I hope he uses me as an inspiration to become swole, but I am terribly afraid of having created a new Jason Genova
Luis Taylor
man that’s really sweet, be glad it’s not a nigger downie with no parental figures so he just goes full tard rage all the time
>mfw I be nice to tards just incase I meet someone who thinks I’m a tard they’re nice to me
Parker Richardson
>Went to go watch some UFC fights with friend >"Bro, I just matched with a girl on tinder but her dorm closes to visitors in an hour. You wanna come? She has a friend for you." >If I said no he wouldn't have had time to go, didn't want to cock block so said ok >We go, it is cold here so I was wearing a hoodie and some track pants >Girl was kind of cute and was hitting on me >Ask her out >"Ok!" >After that every time I try and make plans with her she is "busy" >I allow her to do this to me for a fucking month >Finally have enough of it and tell her I don't want to go out with her anymore >No response, later on she continues to message me as if it never happened >Block her because I can't get her out of my head >Last week >Go to the grocery store >It has warmed up so all I was wearing was a tight shirt and some shorts >See a cute girl from behind >Move in closer to get a better lo- >It is the girl that was leading me on >She now sees me and gets a big smile >"user! What're you doing here?" >"Just buying some stuff for a barbecue." >"Cool!" >Continue awkward small talk, not gonna lie I started flexing really hard and I noticed she started turning a little red in the face >"Soooo user... Why did you stop talking to me?" >"You never wanted to hangout and I don't know you. I don't like keeping people in my contacts unless I know them." >"Well you don't know me because we never got a chance to hangout silly." >"Well whose fault is that?" >She got a little salty but pretended like it didn't phase her >Later on my friend texts me >"Haha bro my tinder girl told me you ran into her friend, she said you looked good but you were acting mean for some reason." >Yeah, "for some reason" >"Dude, ask her out again!" >Nope Funny thing is, my retarded friend invited her to the barbecue thinking he was helping me and I caught her looking at me a couple times. Never felt more alpha, we're all gonna make it.
Levi Perez
why do only gays hit on me. I know girls like me sometimes, but only gay dudes come up to me at work
Easton Davis
I only get mired by fatties and uggos. Being 6'2" is a meme
Jordan Garcia
Because men are forward. Women are not.
Asher Hall
You probably get mired by more than that, women just don't ogle men like we do women. They'll see you and think "He is cute", but they won't keep looking unless they are in a social setting trying to hint hard for you to talk to them like a bar or party or something. In short, talk to girls faggot don't be a pussy you'll find out for yourself.
