Demi:

Demi:
>Hey user, can you like.. sniff my butt?

Me:
>OKAY my sexy qt latina gf Demi Levato!

>Wake up in my bed with the biggest load ever.

Does it hurt my no fap?

What sort of weirdo makes these posts

No but stop looking at provocative content before bed. Get a blue light filter for your computer and phone to use past sunset and sleep like a baby.
>used to wet dream every 3 days on no fap
>started reading my Bible app to lull me to sleep
>semen retention and spiritual gains have never been better

First day on Veeky Forums?

I honestly think she's on a low dose of test and some var, she's built like a brickhouse

Demi will never sit on your face, why bother lifting lads

Holy shit, dude. Veeky Forums has gone from thinking decently fit guys are on roids to now average girls are all on gear

>this is your brain on Veeky Forums

Based

Welcome to Veeky Forums, generally

Go to /Pol/ for extra kek and a side of fries

>What sort of weirdo makes these posts
The dyel losers on fit who think they are edgy and cool.They aren't and they never will be.

Hi Plebbit

>Reading bible before bed

Nice user, very nice.

Also try reading the following:
Memoirs by Marcus Audelius
The Prince by Machiavelli
The Anti Machiavel by Frederick the Great.
The History of Money for Understanding Economics by Vincent Lannoye
Think and Grow Rich by Napoleon Hill

Just finished those at the recommendation of another user. Well worth it.

Why all this fascination with sniffing butts, when sniffing pits is where it's at? Imagine demi's pits after a long workout

She has no ass. Am I supposed to find her hot?

*Quran

Alpha

Does anybody know if she's been lifting? This would be a good example for looking for pics...., she used to be a fatass.
I want my girl to start. She refuses and only does cardio. No problem, but I'd love to see her grabbing the weights as well.

what kind of gains are spiritual gains?
Like beliving in god more than before?

Spiritual gains = spiritual pleasures. Imagine basically a constant orgasm in your soul.

>be ugly beaner with tattoo
>jews make white loser on Veeky Forums have dirty dreams about you
cucked by the creators of cuckdom user

her sweety asshole would objectively smell better after a long workout

Its crazy how half breeds are considered latinas. I'll tell ya only white people call her latina when we heard her try spanish on that luis fonzi song we were a bit surprised she could even do that.

>sweety
Oh Sweaty...learn how to spell

the sweety/sweaty meme is honestly one of my favourite

>She has no ass

oh fuck, is that her?

I was wrong. OP must've just used a bad pic.