Mire thread
>be me
>start at new job
>almost all female
>only a couple of men and they are beta cucks
>kinda big from lifting
>colleagues and assistants always smiling and keen to ask me questions about stuff they already know
>forget my card reader today, joke about them making me forget
>"we're just staring at you user" 3 of them
>"2 I can handle but 3 is too much!"
>laughs
>while walking past them i hear one saying: oh I doubt that...
Holy shit Veeky Forums could I make it?
What?
already have one OP sage
>5'8, 22 years old
>lifting for almost a year
>walking down the street where all the bars and hangout places in town are
>a group of drunk women walking towards me
>one of them reaches and out feels my pec
>"you're cute, but you seem a little young for me"
>I smile at them and just keep walking
Was this a 'mire?
My bad
>"Oh yeah? You know what they say about young bulls..."
>Proceed to hit and run
That easy op
>lifting at gym
>Roastie walks up and asks me how many sets I have left
Feels good man
>be at a meeting
>girl from my department asks what time it is
Feels good man
>flex a cep
>I don’t know, gorgeous, you tell me
>been eating a lot of steak lately
>haven't shit in about a week and half
>need to take a shit at work
>hate taking shits in public restrooms, that's where your are most vulnerable
>first bathroom has some fag taking a shit
>speed walk like i have a light bulb in my ass to the far bathroom
>it's empty
>get in the stall take off all my clothes and sit down
>push really hard to the point I start seeing stars and almost pass out
>just one gigantic piece comes out
>wipe ass no shit just a little blood
>put clothes back on and flush toilet
>turd is so massive it wont flush down it's just sticking almost completely out of the toilet
>hear people coming into the bathroom say fuck it and leave
>come back a few hours later
>3 guys are looking in the stall I was in earlier one guy has his phone out taking pictures
>walk over "whats going on?"
>guy points at the toilet "look at this shit"
>my enormous piece of shit is still there getting mires
i think i'm gonna make it