/fraud/ - GET SWOLE edition

/fraud/ - GET SWOLE edition

Read all of reddit.com/r/steroids/wiki/index
Read some books about steroids
Aquire chemistry knowledge

Oral only cycles are good and so are you.
When you inject, atleast 18mL.

ABSOLUTELY NO SOURCE TALK.

previously on /madman_general/:

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Are chubbies /fraud/ approved swimming trunks? Spring break is in like 2 weeks fatties

Blood test results back. Free test 268. Lower third range. Time to slit my wrists and decorate my ceiling fixtures with a noose

>wasting your money on name brands
Time to grow up

what is the optimal age to start, considering one has 3 years natty base with all other factors in check.

last year

Holy shit anons I have found the "god cycle."
Test (whatever esther) 400mg ew
Tren E (fuck pinning ed) 400mg ew
Adderall 10mg 4x ed
T3 80mcg 1x ed
-200kcal deficit

I've lost 12lbs this cycle, hit my macros perfect every fking day, and didnt even have the temptation to eat outside my preps. Adderall is god tier for cutting lads.

tfw true
she'd be mine now

DELET NOW

snitched on a guy at my gym dealing roids

>roiding for this

Rat

>week 3 nolva pct
>libido is low
>erection strength moderate
>having sex, couldn't cum
Well, fuck.
Everything else is fine, actually I really, really like having low libido, my head feels clear, I'm more focused, I feel more confident and in control of myself.
Oh well, I think i'll normalize in a few weeks....
My gf likes it cause I was pumping for like 30mins, normally I only last 5-10mins lol

What're your stats? Height, weight, big 3

If I added Adderall to a test and tren cycle I would destroy my bp

21-22

fucking ratta. Meet me in jail i wil fuck you and your anus up

fucking nobody cares moron

Nah it's;
400 Test E
600 Tren E
300 NPP
250 Mast P
50-75mcg T3
5-10mg Cialis

Just add the Mast, Npp and Cialis in and I feel like a literal fucking God. Cialis wasn't part of my original plan but my source accidentally sent me it by mistake to I threw it in for fuck of it. Godly pumps, lowers bp and raises test, honestly best pre workout I can think of.

Currently eating at maintenance for another week or so since in coming off a steep deficit and getting bigger and leaner every day. Im sitting at 11% bf and feel that I can easily get to 8-9%bf by the end of this blast while adding a decent amount of lbm.

>Day 3 of dbol

Why is my anxiety/depression all but gone and I have a nice "warm" feeling?

Bicep pumps are godly also

fuck chink new years, give me my damn sterons

You have a prescription for adderall?

>he can get Chinese bathtub steroids but can't get something every university student abuses

Gotta celebrate the year of the dog by eating dogs, right babe?

Can you even eat while you’re using it or do you just force feed yourself?

>MFW 250 test and 250 tren gave me gyno despite taking 12.5mg aromasin daily

It probably wasn't estrogen then.

At least I don't have to worry about gyno anymore. It's already there anyways.

It could always become worse user.

It makes me tingle all over when I squeeze my puffy nips now.

Is low carb necessary for cutting, or is a caloric deficit all that's needed?

Damn it why did epi have to become illegal in the states?

Not looking forward to waiting on it to come from the uk

Hell no, it's all about lightweight running shorts/ranger panties.

how much test to not lose muscle on psmf? should I just do keto instead? p

calories in calories out my nigga. some find low carb helps, and it does help shed a little extra water weight for some, but just stick to whatever makes the number on the scale go down

>ABSOLUTELY NO SOURCE TALK.
New to /fraud/.... why can't we talk source? Seriously

Because it's illegal and will get you banned.

Sellers, I can understand but even labs?

Okay how about this then... what's a good place to talk source? The steroid source subreddit has been shut down. I just joined MesoRX, is there any other good spot where I can find a Canadian domestic source?

Just give me websites where I can talk source, obviously don't give me direct sources

it's not like you're injecting illegal bathtub chemicals in your ass
atleast nobody saw you injecting them so there's no proof, right babe?

that's kinda like those streaming services providing links to movies
kek

Yes, even labs. Buying and selling steroids is illegal in the US, which is where Veeky Forums operates.
That's just roundabout source talk, sorry my man. I literally cannot help you without getting banned.
I don't even know what you're trying to say here.

Anyway everyone prepare yourself, gonna post my next fanfic soon.

Crusader rolls into the gym parking lot on his motorcycle. he cuts the engine and blows a soft kiss through his helmet to one of the anime girl stickers plastered on the body of the vehicle. He removes his helmet, revealing short neat black hair and piercing blue eyes.

Inside the gym, he approaches the bench press and places one 25 kg plate on each side. He lays on the bench and unracks the weight. Without warning, the bar slams into his chest with the weighted force of one of Poor Cunt's one night stands, knocking the air out of him. Twisting and struggling, the bar does not budge a single centimeter. Panic begins to set in.

Suddenly, a hulking figure appears by Crusaders head. Though he had never seen him in real life, he recognized the physique and protruding duck face lips of the man who had come to his aid.

"M-Mast?" sputters Crusader, unable to breathe with the immense weight pushing down on him.

"Lol faggot" says Mast, before reaching to pull down his gym shorts, revealing his massive dumbbell dong.

*~Part 2 Cumming Sometime Soon I Guess~*

>dropping even more weight with my scrutinized post-dnpcut low gi/high protein macro cycling diet, lifting normally with little to no cardio
>also make noticeable strength gains
uhh okay, I guess I could lose a bit more fat I guess

uhhh

I really want to start frauding, but I'm scared I'll accidentally kill myself injecting oil into a bloodvein... Is that even possible?

Women shouldn't roid it will ruin your vagina

>look juicy as fuck on cycle
>come down to a cruise and lose half my "gains" because they were mostly glycogen from the orals

>*~Part 2 Cumming Sometime Soon I Guess~*
not necessary i hate myself enough as is without getting hooked on another fanfic

>orals

How bad is it? I've developed some puffiness on my nipples but if I dial in my AI it can be reversed, right?

Yes, I can eat, I just don't really want to physically, but it goes down np. You basically just don't feel hunger.

What volume do you guys do for big muscles and small muscles? From what I read volume>frequency on gear
400 reps for big muscles and 300 reps for small muscles twice a week good?

About 114dB for big muscles, 88dB for little ones. I find standing next to a lawnmower is great volume.

I'm hard

best strat I found is to just not be a bitch

Brick pls. Ranger panties are too plain for college parties

Only I notice it. They just are puffed out a bit instead of being flat.

>tfw I watch Mohamed mokkawy posing routines religiously

Yeah thats pretty much how mine are. Hopefully if I up my AI it'll subside

About 2 weeks into my tren ace and test prop cycle and got my hands on some anadrol 50 thinking about tossing that into the mix as well.. thoughts? I already got liv52 on hand

only 50 mg ed do not exceed 4 weeks

I'm at the gym with no plan but it's chest/tris day someone tell me what to do

Heavy DB bench 4x5-6
Seated BB OHP 4x8-10
Rope pushdowns 5xF
Lateral raises 4xF

Incline db bench 4 heavy ish working sets stop ~2 reps away from failure
Incline DB flies 4x15 super setted with pushups stopping 2 reps away from failure (touch your chest to the ground)
Close grip dips 3 sets 2 reps away from failure
Rolling tricep extensions 3 sets 2 away from failure
Either over head tricep extensions or laying tricep extensions with an easy curl bar 3 sets 2 away from failure
Then do 3 sets of hanging leg raises because I know you don't do enough ab work

Lets settle this once and for all. SARM Ostarine.
Hoax or good shit? From what Ive read they are like the only orals that might actually work without being terrible for your liver.
Should I try it?

Var is terrible for you liver, hell most orals aren’t horrid as long as you don’t run them for retarded lengths of time or drink while you’re on them.

Regardless sarms will be underwhelming unless you’re pinning too.

>long and hard exam period so I went to gym 3 times in 5 weeks
>go yesterday and lift 400 lbs like nothing happened
Blast and ''cruise'' test on test is the smartest decision I've ever made. 250 mg cruise, 500 mg blast year round. Qustion for you guys, do you feel roids have made your temper worse? I just feel like since I started using 2 years ago my temper and general aggression has been getting worse, slowly over time. It could be miss dosing AI but I feel I am turning into a 180°-happy-to-angry person and I hate it.

I BnC as well. I've noticed little things that that use to not bug me will now make me pissed off for the whole day now. Decides that I dont notice any more anger

>do you feel roids have made your temper worse?
Not at all
In fact, within the past few months a long time friend even remarked that he thought roid rage was real but Ive seemed even calmer lately

Question though, is the past few months the only tie you've been using? I also felt great at first and I just feel like sloooowly I am getting annoyed faster, and like post above yours has said, little things get me pissed off for the day.

I'm on 250 Test and 250 Tren while cutting. If I did PSMF for a week would I lose muscle? I need to drop about 6% bodyfat during this cycle and I have 12 weeks.

Would you ever advice a semi-novice to use gear?
I've been working out little under one year and am really looking at turning my natty card in.
But I'm nowhere near 4.3.2.1.
5'11"
170lbs
Dead: 285 (1x5)
Squat: 245 (3x5)
Bench: 185 (3x5)
Press: 105 (3x5)

Just do it. Been blasting and cruising for a year now and went from a 165 pound twink to a 220 pound man.

Goodness gracious that's a lot of beef increase

How come cheerleader dudes have such massive arms but otherwise look horrid?

Wear jammers man

I was super tiny. My arms are a mess of stretch marks. Went from 13.5" to 18" .Only ended up gaining about 4% bodyfat. Started my cut at 15% and already down to 12% after 2 weeks.

wear a speedo desu

No he's been on for a long time. I agree I feel very little mentally from test, maybe just a little better generally because I'm enjoying the gym more and have higher libido and stuff.

I think it depends on compounds though, basically every compound other than test effects my mentality.

Thanks boys. I feel big and tough now after that workout

Most cheerleaders have a more well rounded physique than the average gym bro I feel like

I've been on for years and years
Never felt angrier though
Tren shortens my fuse though
And dont get me started on roasties

But test is fine

mirin, how many calories did you bulk on?

i've been getting stronger lately on ostarine
but i'm also on tren too

could just be the tren
idk

what if start 400mg test-c EW but im mildly untrained (dont set a foot in a gym for about 3 years) and is a fat 220 pound 5.11 male?

take at least 500mg

>what if

you gain more muscle than you would natty

400mg pharma grade brah

im telling that becouse strrogen conversion because im overweight

anyone here /fraud/ because illnesses or medications have fucked them?

being raised by a single working mother and being fed mcdonalds twice a day is my reason

I'm just trying to catch up to everyone else after a childhood of soy

any big boys with xx or xxy syndrome?

if you must get bear bottoms they're half the price and look exactly the same.

when transitioning from cruise to blast how long does it take you guys to feel and look "on" again.
specifically for long ester test

Goddamn I feel like superman right now. Does sdrol have positive mental sides? Or is it from keeping tren release stable from pinning ED now? Either way you are what you eat AND I DONT REMEMBER EATING A MOTHERFUCKING CHAMPION

Did you swallow his seed by any chance?

Also isn't superdrol basically masteron?

You guys wish you were on the same level of comfy that I'm on. Although had to have an arguement with my mum for 30 minutes.

>It looks like shit
>It's a mattress on the floor
>What happens when you bring a girl home?
>What happens when you leave and I don't have a spare bed?
>What about your bedside tables? It looks stupid now.
>You spent $500!
>You just have more space to throw your clothes on the floor
>You're not going to fold it up every morning
>A bedroom needs a proper bed

Fucking hell Mum calm the fuck down.

Crusader branded sdrol and don't forget it. Infused with the power of an autistic jewish twink who desperately wants to be Japanese.

I will snap your neck for free. It's the best way to put you out of this misery

You should invest in one masT. Objectively better for more healthy sleep. It smells like green tea.

damn dude mirin looks pretty comfy

maybe i should upgrade from pic related

You sleep on a towel on the floor with a backpack for a pillow?

A fucking hobo has better comfort than you. You're no fucking Japanse nor do you like one

Are you scared to be yourself perhaps?

yeah...