>No fap for 2 months >meet this cardio bunny at a work outreach event >match with her on tinder >didimakeit >take her to some shitty sushi place >conversation is good >she wants to start lifting >get all autistic for a little bit >she smiles and seems to enjoy the advice >dropping her off and ask if she wants to watch a movie >we are laying in her bed >her room has a bunch of shit she probably bought from some yoga website >we start making out before the movie starts >starts grabbing at my dicker >im diamonds right now >i manage to get my hand into her pants >pull out clothes off >she spits on her hand and wipes it on the tip of my dick >i grab her and pull her close >slowly push my didler into her >literally one pump and i cum completely inside her >like i dont want to toot my own horn but this was probably a massive load >go completely soft >she asks whats wrong i said i have no fucking idea >sweating a little >i say some shit that loosely resembles me not wanting to have sex with her right now >i can see the disappointment in her eyes >watch a little bit of Fantastic Four and leave
So this meme sucks, and do i go and try to fuck her again? Or just cut losses?
Ethan Mitchell
weird meme
Asher Sullivan
You dumb nigger, always rub one out before a date, especially when you've been on a dry spell.
Gavin Peterson
why wouldnt you just wait 15min and go again. What is this
Zachary Kelly
She probably is still into you need to just relax next time. And nofap is a meme just do noporn, rub one out before you hook up with her again.
Samuel King
The initial embarassment of cumming in 10 seconds sucks
Michael Campbell
>Jeez Stacy, sorry I ejaculated violently in your snatch like a 14 year old boy after rubbing my dick head across your hatchet wound once. Surely you find that attractive enough to let me go again.
Carter Martin
Get a fleshlight. Not even memeing - you can learn to slightly desensitize your dick to the sensation of a vagina. You'll still bust quickly your first time with a girl but nowhere near as bad.
Colton Ramirez
You're going to be a father, right?
Jonathan Baker
Just fap out your 2 months of being a retard and hit her up again. Say some shit like sorry about last time but id like to meet you again. >Meet again >fuck her brains out
And never do no fap again, its so fucking retarded.