No fap for 2 months

what's a fleshlight, breh?

It's like a flashlight but instead of making light come out, it makes cum go in.

10 days of no fap.
I relapsed today while chatting with a girl online and we masturbated to one another.
My longest streak so far and I came buckets.
Gonna start again tomorrow.

i concur

this is like trying to squat your max after not lifting for 2 months.

And why do you guys think only Veeky Forums people only know of nofap/noporn?

>Not getting a blowjob before the actual fucking
Rookie mistake

Fuck her again. Your body is probably not used to pleasure. Imagine your first time having sex. Hard not to come instantly, right? Just be like
>lmao dunno want happened. wanna go at it again?

this
is everyone on here such refractory periodlets that they cannot maintain a decent erection after ejaculating. when this happens I just keep pumping until she comes. never been a problem really

Bro can i have sex around 40-50 minutes. You don't want to desensitize your dick, believe me

nofap/noporn isn't exclusive to Veeky Forums breh

>he doesn't take cialis before smashing a new chick

Jeeze dude, you could have just waited a couple of minutes and been ready to go again. What a retard.

fake, there's no way she wouldn't feel you dumping your load inside her

I think she probably did, or at least figured it out when her vagina belched my load into her toilet later

I sent her a snapchat today and she asked me what i was doing tonight, so ill probably go for it again

surprised it didn't spill out of her right there on the bed. anyway, is it pretty much taken for granted that all young girls are on the pill or why are you not freaking out about possibly getting her preggers?

Yeah thats a thing too. I mean im not super worried, if she gets pregnant im cool with paying child support, or if she has half a brain she’ll abort the little fucker

Also btw, i was literally balls deep and she was laying on her side facing away from me. So maybe it did when she sat up but im not a fucking doctor

i second this

>i'm cool with paying child support

i've never had this issue. When i'm having sex with someone new and I'm a little nervous it takes FOREVER for me to come. I have no problem staying hard, but It takes like 40 min of vigorous fucking for me to calm down and finally bust my nut. I've had to stop a couple of times because the girl was getting sore. The worst was when I had a girl cry because she thought that since I was taking so long to come, it must have been because I thought her naked body was ugly. Masterbating or when Im in a relationship, I come easy peezy

i have the same issue, after an hour the girl thinks she is the problem

*oof*
NoFap is a fucking meme by the way. Just do NoPorn, with NoPorn you'll starting fapping less anyway.

Circumcised?

yes

Unironically kys

That's why my nigga. Sorry. Your penis is ruined bro, so is mine

It's happened to me before, I normally play it off like "wow, that's never happened before, you're just so tight and it feels better than I've ever had!"
Then you cuddle and or play with her genitals for like 15 minutes then go again, easily lasting a good 10-20

lmao they just had sex, I think he could play it off fine with a little more foreplay

pretty much this. I've been off open for like 2 months, my thoughts are more clear and I don't spill my spaghetti nearly as much as I used to.
I used to fap daily, now one to three times a week at most.

Lmfao exact opposite problem for me, takes forever to get it up and even longer to cum.

Thats not true plenty of people nut fast and are cut.

I always pop a viagra before a new girl, absolutely no refractory period.

Serious answer OP. Most girls have been raped and abused so someone nutting in 2 seconds is basically a compliment. You should have just laughed it off and fucked her again. Try again.

cialis is better

>Most girls have been raped and abused so someone nutting in 2 seconds is basically a compliment.
I feel like I'm too tired to understand this sentence

That position is insta cum for me. Think it's because its such a low effort position. The more physically challenging the longer i last

Uncut here, the same thing happens to me. I find the more often i cum in a girl, the quicker i cum. Must be a pavlovian response or something.

Had the pergect balance woth my ex.after weeks of not cumming, made the effort to cum in her once, then from thereon i always pulled out before cumming.

Otherwise i just progreas into a minute man

same, it's great because I don't have to do anything and the girl just goes crazy shaking her hips on my dick

I get nasty sides from cal

fuck, op.
if i dont jerk it for like 2 days sex with gf feels as good as the first time
i cant imagine having sex after two fucking months holy shit id definitely explode in her within a pump or two also.

What is wrong with you:
>be me 19
>taking virginity of gf 17yo on her 18th birthday
>fuck her for minute and cum a lot inside of her
>get hungry, she gets me some food
>fuck her again for 15 minutes
>and fuck her again for five times
>she cums and fall asleep
Two years later, I still cum for few minutes the first time and later I can last a lot (45 minutes) and make her cum.

>falling for nofap

You were always destined to fail.

yes, fuck her again. for me.

not everyone has a BBC that can be erect for 5 hours post-explosion

>nofap
Hope you develop extreme erectilr disfunction

I keked loudly

>tfw can't cum
It's been like 6 months since last time and I'll probably need to fap before fucking someone now if I don't want to cum in 3 seconds but it's all on your mind nigga.

it's extremely painful for most people.

How do you faggots not keep your erection after cumming? Even after a dry spell you should be horny as fuck and ready to blow another load? You guys are retarded...

I can but it hurts.
what's the secret? I see it in porn too.

Am i missing something or did he blow his load w/o contraceptives inside the whore and told her it was nothing.

Why the fuck does it take me one minute to bust a nut fapping, but when I fuck/get my dick sucked it takes me ages?

I can't believe these threads are still a thing. Why are there so many dipshits who think that cumming means the end of sex. You people are brainwashed fucking idiots and that's it I'm leaving the board

it really isn't that bad if you know to enjoy more than the penetration.
My only gripe is that it kinda fucks up with the girl self esteem too.

like what? please teach me to avoid OP mistakes

How is it painful at all? You just keep going even if no loads come out. Still feels fine.

lmfao i know right???

>its another "make a thread about myself to talk about how i have sex" thread on Veeky Forums

how do you get these?

does no fap do anything if you're on hrt??

estrogen

Hmm maybe that's one of the few perks to being cut. Since I'm not very sensitive that would explain why I can start fucking again 5 seconds after I cum. Cool.

Im cut and am a literal minuteman

i dont know what the fuck to think about my cut dick. everything started off well. then suddenly it started getting super irritated when i would jerk off and now i literally unironically masturbate wearing gloves and through my shorts because otherwise the scar gets red and inflamed and painful

and it depends on my speed of ejackalating. sometimes i can do it in a few minutes focusing on my frenulum, other times 30+ minutes.

it really sucks. and of coruse kissless virgin so no idea how i would react with a girl. i assume i would cum my pants just from kissing a girl

>fuck sorry babe I busted, you're just too hot
>let me eat you out until I can get hard again

Ez pz

I think you just have low t bud
>bbc
C O P E

I’m uncut and yes it is painful but honestly that makes it better

for you