Meal porn thread?

Meal porn thread?

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>water
>toast
>chicken breast
This is like the women's underwear section of the Sears ad in a newpaper of food porn

Me again. Trying to drum up some interest. Maybe user will share some good ideas.

These are all homemade. No bully.

Just go to /r/foodporn and set by top of all time, faggot.

Birds' nests

>ketchup on eggs
step on up to flavor country

Tapatío, nice. There is actually Valentina and cheddar inside that omelet if I recall correctly.

>tfw 8 days into a 46 day long fast

Bring it on you mother fuckers, show me the tastiest food you've got.

I like the valentina black for a lot of things, but tapatio just goes really well with eggs to me

you started Lent a couple weeks late, faggot.

This tortilla came out a little wonky, but it was amazing.

What calendar are you using? Eastern Orthodox would have started a couple days ago because they're on the Julian calendar. I'm not religious so I used the regular calendar, which started on the 14th.

Tacosss

My bad. I forgot that I started my lenten fast a week early, going for 52 days.

Answer me u son of basterd bich.

holy shit this is all so unappeitizing

>underwearAfterIndianFood.jpg

Damn dude, well good luck then. Why the extra six days? Are you also a fat useless piece of shit that thought lent sounded like a cool goal to hit for his next fast?

>meal porn
>posts the driest, most boring shit
>drinks water out of plastic for no reason

plain chicken and toast

Mortification of the Flesh is its own reward.
Romans 8:13

What is this? Looks tasty

Spanish omelet (tortilla), hot capocollo and salami. The wine was probably tempranillo or just some merlot-- I don't remember.

They're bad for you though

Pic on the right was taken before the mustard and pickles. Didn't take a pic of the prep for the ones on the left, but they have the same stuff in them. I suck at presentation, but they tasted good.

I should take a look at this, I love bacon, egg, and cheeseburgers, but they don't really fit my macros. It probably would be doable getting rid of the bun.

There's no bun. It's a lettuce wrap.

That's what I was referring to.

Brilliant.

Maybe not a meal but this is my homemade kimchi. I add this shit to almost every meal. I love fermented and pickled foods.

Some Wendy's branches do lettuce wraps too. Really love their baconator.

WAIT I THOGHT THAT SHIT WAS CALLED SNAKE EYED TOAST.

I'd only seen it in V for vendetta, and they called it "eggy in a basket"

Literally nothing can beat this. Every Friday night niggas, treat yourself.

one eyed jacks!

I've been calling this "hole in one" since I was a kiddywink

>treat yourself
With food from literally the worst fast food place?

You literally cannot beat taco bell faggot.

Yo guys if you haven't invested in a slowcooker yet, you should. It's cheap, doesn't take constant monitoring to cook, and taste fucking amazing everytime

I make delicious shredded chicken for

What else do I make in this retarded thing

Pic related, just finished up this batch

sorry for sideways

these unironically look like ACTUAL shit

I've been trying to ask old ladies at the market on some recipes but goddamn they keep their recipes secret.

You can never go wrong with any shredded meat (chicken, pork, beef)

I've been trying to figuring some out some new shit, but honestly I can live off of shredded chicken and chili forever

Hey she fixed herself

Going into pricing

2lbs of 85% ground beef........$6.38
3 cans of various beans.........$2.64
2 cans of tomato sauce.........$1.32
1 can of chopped peppers......$0.77
Bell pepper...........................$0.69
Onion.................................~$0.50
Haberno peppers.................~$1.00
Spice packet........................$0.79

Total...................................$14.09

I can probably get 10 or so servings from that bitch

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

did you go to the restaurant and order that?

AMEN!