not even memeing. i feel exactly like i was on 250mg e5d
- need less sleep
- more agressive in gym
- can keep up higher intensity and workload in general
- overall well beeing is A1
- can talk like trump in front of people
- dream about fucking a sloot and licking her feet while pounding her every night
- wake up with raging boner
- get an erection at every lewd instagram pic
whoever of you memed me into this after reading a dear diary long text about nofap, i owe u for life user. i
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tl;dr. your made up anecdotal evidence is not an argument. fuck off. no bump. kys impotent faggot.
Love reading this cringe shit idk y
salty porn addict GTFO
I did 2 months and felt nothing. Granted, I only used to masturbate once a week before that, so maybe NoFap is good if you jerk off 5 times a day.
Not OP but after 40 days on no fap my free test levels went up to nearly 700 ng/dl. Take this with a grain of salt obviously because i implemented supplements (zinc, ashwagandha, kelp etc) and have a perfect diet but I really do think it helped
nofap fixed my posture. ded srs.
It has to, there's no way the body doesn't use a ton of resources to reproduce, and if your going through that process once or more a day it stands to reason it must have some effect.
I broke my arm, decided to start NoFap™ at the same time, and wa la, two months later I was better, all thanks to NoFap™!
I can only imagine you as some semi permanently hobbled Golem-like creature. Bent from countless hours spent hunched over, tugging your dick.
>after reading a dear diary long text about nofap, i owe u for life user.
Id like to read this
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2 weeks nofap and i can actually triforce
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I just fapped for the first time in six weeks, and now I’m black and have AIDS
It definitely works for some guys. Glad you had such great results, OP.
wtf i love white girls now
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Oh no anything but that! Aids is bad too i guess.
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>wa la
do some people seriously think this is what people are saying when they say "voila"?
Welcome. You made it.
I’ve done nofap for the past month out of depression and it was difficult to cum yesterday. I lost the stimulus and today I’m slightly horny but can’t achieve an erection. Break ups suck.
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6h of nofap here guys, it fucking works
>15''x9'' dick
>21 inches neck
>Finally at 7/9/11/13
>Got a job on Wendys making 500k/yer
>I no longer need onions, they prey to be eaten by me
>Every girl is mirin my perfect and AESTHETIC PHUKABLE PHISYQUE
>I no longer need to eat, my body recycle my semen and extract energy from it
>Due too my testosterone overload I dont need to flex my muscles, they flex by themselves
>I only sleep 2h each week, when I fuck STACY FOR 5 HOURS EACH DAY I must sleep 2h and 01 min
>I learned to triforce on the astral realm, I am beyond the material plane
>I must workout arround 9h per day and eat 21000kcal to use my nofap phyisical powers
>I can change my DNA at my will, so now I have diamond blue eyes and a 90º chin
>Stats: 7'9'' - 342lb - 9%bf
Grow up faggot
In Canada we are a Muslim country and wa la is a slang term for Walla which in Arabic means I swear to God so he's meaning I swear to God it changed me
Nu-fags
Tfw this looks like my gf who I haven't seen in 6 weeks
Feelssadanderectman.jpg
who's been seeing her for those 6 weeks?
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how does sex effect this?, i rarely fap unless my gf is out of town but fuck around 2-3 times a week..
i believe the correct term is wallahi
t.britbongistani
>Golem
How do I achieve golem mode?
bruhs i really want to cave right now. 3 days in help
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sex is good. sex raises test.
The Chad anedoctal evidence
The virgin porn addict "argument"
It sure is, i've been doing it maybe 10 times/day on average for 9 years, and after two weeks of nofap, i'm like an overloaded battery.
kekkkk
>Wa la
> Should of
>Your/you're
In trash it goes
Intradesting. The culture enriching replacement newDutch say wollah.
>Wollah kkbezem allochtoonse ratten zijn de baas
>3rd of no fap
>had dream about 2 old buff guys fucking each other in the ass
Thanks Veeky Forums
After how many days did you notice this OP? I've noticed I can actually progress in weights after about a week nofap but then in the second week I hit a flatline and always relapse.
Also,
>can talk like trump in front of people
check this out:
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Holy shit
No fap is for faggots, are you a faggot OP?
Nofap is mostly for porn addicts who fap 3 times a day
>developed deepest emotional feelings I ever had in my entire life towards this boy
>invite him to my birthday party
>ends up fucking some girl there
>completely destroyed my life, quit my job the next day, became emotionally destraught
>ended up doing unintentionally nofap for 10 days
>fap maybe once every 3 or 4 days since then, maybe a total of 4 times since it's happened
>see no change in lifts
>only noticeable difference is facial hair grows back faster
i want to stop feeling this way.
after 3 weeks u go full berserk ded srs. after 7 days u get insane spike which as you say flatens a bit but on week 3 u feel like ur on day 7 permanently
also mind nuked. thanks user
fuark kunt I'm keen to make it past that 2 week barrier. You can definitely feel it.
Dumping
>inb4 brap
Oh my fuck that was soooo damn funny
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Jesus christ take your faggot shit elsewhere this was disgusting to read.
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This was on the gif board. Remember that these are the people making fun of you for not playing with your dick.
Gonna help you brother
Everyone in this thread was crying about it, then you look at the catalog and they're making "GIFS THAT MAKE YOU WANNA SUCK DICK" threads lmao. rly makes u think huh
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No! Just no! You're imagining it. Have you ever even ran test at 250
i broke up with my gf at 6 january and i haven't masturbated since last week, i felt literally the same but when i fucked a girl i came in 3 minutes on the first session, now i masturbate every other day to keep my balls somehow empty
Nofap cured my soriasis
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kys retard
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come on, you promote nofap and then you post such a hot pic, OP. fuck off, mentaly challenged faggot.
(I did 90 days of nofap 2 years back and no, not worth it unless you are morbidly addicted, like 2x/day +)
Hnnnnng
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The good Lord has been watching over her
tried nofap gor like 3 weeks this year, i stopped because i had one wet dream after the other
do the wet dreams stop or are they just part of it?
>people actually fall for nofap and torture themselves for no reason
hahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahaha
This. If you jerk 5 times a day you will notice a big improvement in your mood if you even manage to stop for a few days.
If you already masturbate irregularly, then masturbating even more scarcely will make very little difference. You're often already in the improved state as mentioned for the majority of the time.
I'm a leaf too and I know it's really bad over there in ontario but I really can't tell if you are trying to make a joke or not.
lol. look at this porn addict cuck. good goy
tfw it doesn't feel bad at all besides a little bit of testicle pain every now and then which is a small price to pay for insane motivation and drive in all aspects of my life and the many other benefits
Sauce now
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YOU ARE NOTHING, GOYIM. GO PLAY WITH YA DICK, YA FILTHY FUCKIN CACKSUCKA
I got the flu, did nofap for 2 weeks and the flu went away. Thanks nofap!
why would sex raise test while fap not? i mean you're still having an orgasm and all so masturbating would actually be beneficial?
Kike
You have body touch, pheromones with sex.
I think I broke my dick, I only get bon ta like every two days now, it’s day 52
Guys, I need your help. I am not addicted to porn, but rather to stimuli of many different sorts.
I have normie friends and a GF who enjoys thing I found to be completely braindead.
>Taking walks
>Running
>Traveling to X too literally walk around to look at Y
>Eating really slowly while talking about work, cooking and whocares for 3 hours
>Waiting and talking about a 40 min tv-show episode for an entire week
I always thought of people enjoying stuff like that to be plain boring or dumb, but I would actually like to learn their ways. One of my friends at work made some muffins he brought to work and told me it was the best thing ever, that it made his whole week and that he couldnt wait to try it with chocolate next time. At first I thought he was retarded, but what if I could learn to amuse myself this easily? Life would be bliss.
How can I enjoy these things? Do I have to deprave myself of anything fun/challenging until mundane stuff becomes interesting? It would be really nice to know if the "Nofap" thing works for stimuli of any kind, please share any experience you might have.
What do you enjoy you fucking autist
>frogs can't into saying whole words
>need less sleep
YES. When I was on my long hardmode streak I would sleep like 12-5 and wake up naturally, it was insane
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Sports, games, good books, competing, crafting, building etc. Love to paint, build models, play football with some friends or just a competitve video game. Chess, even some quiz at a pub is pretty fun.
But when it comes to repetitive and "enjoyable/relaxing" stuff like somehow enjoying a meal or a massage for over an hour, I just cant do it unless I'm stupidly drunk.
Just sounds like you hang out with boring or stupid people desu
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Go get your test levels checked OP I guarantee its not elevated whatsoever
I did it for a month and the only thing that changed that I was horny 24/7
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why does alt 255 do this for me
kikes baiting white men to stop enaging in tribal pride and politics and instead become bluepilled normies
Dont even care about girls for 2 years
Do no porn and limited my faps since 1.1.18
Getting crush on 2 diffrent girl and cant stop thinkin about them
Still viegin thogh