Rabies

he had a cerebrovascular accident, but survived, he can talk, but his eyes go dumb, can move his arms at least, nigga gonna make it

i'm only afraid of rabies

but the nurse said the hospital would never want to give me the shot since I didn't actually see or feel a bat and cause it doesn't look like a bat

the medical system in this country is fucked

where do you live ? anyways, bro, dont stress about it, the chances of rabies are pretty low actually

gainesville

these are the uf bat houses

only because people get treatment

>"Considering sticking myself with the ends of a staple, going to the er and claiming I know I was bitten so I can get the shots I need."

Are you functionally retarded?

Sorry, OP, you have autism

>laughed out of the doctors office
And now about to be laughed out of fit

I don't want to die of rabies

This isn't a controversial opinion

You're a giant retard, you just scratched your leg on some grass or thistle. A bat wouldn't 'scratch' you and a small scratch like that is not enough to transfer rabies anyway.