How do we win against time Veeky Forumsbros?

Be asian

Burn bright, die young.

Quite sad really

Holy botch

but they live billions of years
and enable billions of other beings to exist

>not even roids can stop time
gene therapy can't come soon enough

mixed with caucasian

>tfw no more tombstone piledriver

that kinda ruined my good mood. sad but inevitable

this wasn't taker's fault though. he clearly put his legs in the air twice but the other guy couldn't lift him

>Roman roided for this

Kek.

Greatest tag team ever.

pfff, just ask your mom if it was them or mandingo and blacky, she knows better

The greatest story the wwf/e ever told.

This right here. Kane isn't as lean as he used to be but he's still huge

Kane was the strongest guy in the locker room right up until Braun came through, Braun is the only person to beet him at arm wrestling in like 20 years.

Mark Henry was a scary powerlifter too despite being fat. Kane is about 20lbs over, if he cut he'd put guys 20 years his junior to shame.

>Roman Roids has no functional strength shocker

>The referee's face during this botch

based BIG DOG shitting the bed in the Biggest Show on Earth™

he is older than kane and undertaker

I am not sure what move shouldf have followed and thus whos fault it was.

Can someone explain wtf is happening here? I don't know how this weird fake wrestling works

My mom doesn't like niggers.

>Talking shit about BASED Large Puppers
Stop

Kek, Braun is the only good part of Raw.

It's all about the game! and how you play it! It's all about your mom too and how she loves it! All about the gameee!

Lol that's my version I sing in my head

I knew a guy at my local gym, who was 65 years old and he was curling 60s, benching 2 plates, squatting 2 plates and he looked fantastic. I know those aren't amazing numbers but the man looked better than most 20 year olds at my campus.

The smaller dude was supposed to pickup the bigger dude like here:

youtube.com/watch?v=HdgAHXVx3l8

But he is a weak piece of shit and couldn't do it and them both look bad, the worst thing is this is (probably) the last match of the bigger dude who is a enormous legend in wrestling and he went out with such a shitty match

Uh-huh, thanks. I guess that's kinda embarrassing. The bigger guy should've found some better opponent to end his career with, no?

The smaller guy was handpicked by the guy who owns the company to be in the spotlight of everything because he makes little girls and indians wet so he probably couldn't

He doesn't get to pick his opponent. This man on the left does.

>them both look bad
actually it looks more believable than those fancy wrestling moves

in a bad way. It shows one is old as fuck and can barely move while the other is a weak fag with the cardio worse than the older guy.

looks like the undertaker wants to do a leg headlock throw and reigns(?) hinders him

It's not supposed to look realistic. It's supposed to look dramatic.

Undertaker is trying to throw himself up for Reigns to counter the Tombstone with a Tombstone of his own. Reigns doesn't have the functional strength to lift Undertaker up into the Tombstone position and 'Taker doesn't have the knees as a 50 year old man to fucking backflip up into the position. And so it falls apart.

>The greatest story the wwf/e ever told.
No, not even close.

No, it's a reversed tombstone piledriver. Reigns is just too weak to lift Taker.

...

combined

>moisturizer
>sunscreen(everyday)
>sleep
>eating
>botox
>no drugs/drinking/smoking

why is kane wearing a mask again?

he's a big guy

built like a fucking brick shithouse

How will Bugenhagen cope?

The guy who couldn't pick up was being pushed as the top guy in the company by the boss

Post the Lesnar Braun shoot

"His mother is English and hails from Essex. His father, an American from Hawaii, is of Chinese, English, Irish, Native Hawaiian, and Portuguese descent." He's like 80% white.

I would if I had it

that one promo of his they put on twitter was fucking garbage

Link?

mobile.twitter.com/WWENXT/status/902946809798168582/video/1

youtu.be/qk6ytibneUU

>yfw braun STILL had to apologise

Because nobody likes him unmasked. Too bad they wen full retard with the design.

Because it was his fault. That tree trunk of a leg of his could have KOed some smaller guy.

that is nothing

youtube.com/watch?v=Mm2ATZzBuVU