What do you do for pre workout motivation?

what do you do for pre workout motivation?

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bath salts and trap porn

I slap myself around the face ten times whilst screaming louder and louder. Yes, it gets some odd stares in the gym but you gotta do what you gotta do

this desu, or i look at roided guys online and pretend I'm about to make trap porn after good work out

I start to fuck my wife and when I get into it, and I feel the energy building, we stop and we both go to the gym.

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I go into the women’s locker room and strangle the hottest one to death to get my heart pumping

Girls reactions to aesthetics on youtube

Look at pics of big black butts

look at the pics of my crush and think about how big i have to get to impress her when we will meet by happenstance sometime

Tell myself non-one can love me if I don't lose weight

Patrick Bateman pls go

Wow, that’s very sad bro

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Prayer.

Remind myself that I'm not an undisciplined faggot who needs a miraculous epiphany to go to the fucking gym.

take preworkout and listen to music?

you guys are weird lol

I usually drink a cup of tea and shoot a few openers on tinder before I work out

eat pussy

I visualize what I'm going to do at the gym and I go through every set in my head
I swear to god it helps

I think about cute tomboys and how being Veeky Forums will get me one

If im going after work or class i'll pop half a caffeine pill if its been a long day.
If its one of my days off i'll wash some yerba mate.
Honestly I dont usually need anything other than music.

my nigger

>mate
Boludo?

Straight white mutt American. It was two Argentine friends that got me into it though.

I get angry.
Also this game is shit. Some dumb kid climbs up a mountain and falls down a hole at the top, all with it's eyes permaclosed. Then it almost gets killed by a fucking flower. After that it's a crappy wandering game where you are told to be nice all the time and are guilted into being nice by the goatmother. And niceness works too. In fact Undertale reminds me strongly of Steven Universe. A kid that's too dumb to live runs around and stops villains by being nice to them in a world designed so this idiotic approach always wields the desired results even by accident.
Even the proper approach to Undertale is the same as Steven Universe. Ignore the medium and go straight to the fanmade porn.
Dammit, now I'm angry.

>Mettaton
>Pussy

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