How do i become a Chad?

How do i become a Chad?

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Start with a tan and dark hair

anyone know what that kinda tops called?

what aspect ratio is that guy

a faggot vest

No but your boyfriend might?

>neck theory intensifies

Wear v-necks

No one becomes a Chad. By definition Chads are not self-aware. They're oblivious to their Chadness and as a result simply think pretty much everyone is just nice and they're then nice to pretty much everyone. Chads are not calculating.

You can LOOK like a Chad but you'll never BE a Chad.

>be born to upper-middle class
>be born with strong jaw genetics
>be born with 6'2+ potential growth
>have strong voice
>have interests in sports, and actually play them
>be smart enough to be a good student without crossing over into autism territory
>have nice hair
>be tanned if white, be lighter skinned if black
>have broad shoulders
>be fit

You'll need at least 8/10 of these to qualify

YOU MEAN A T-SHIRT???

ITS A V-NECK T-SHIRT


Chad's can wear literally anything. do not wear a v-neck t-shirt unless you are a chad or you'll just look like you're wearing underwear!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Some are more important than others.

There's plenty of lower class chads, but there's no weak jawed, narrow shouldered chads.

Their social experiences have to be them innately, easily dominating their rivals to attain a true Chad confidence and easy charisma.

>tfw 6'2
>Barely hearable voice (have to repeat everything)
>Not tan
>Chinlet

Ill never make it will i?

You forgot some, retard
>Dye and shape your eyebrows
>whiten your teeth
>squint eveywhere you go
>get a faded undercut or high and tight
>wear tight/slim fitting modern clothes that show everyone how rich you are
>respond to anything with "lol idk" or "lol i don't care" and with a smile
>address everyone as "bro" and never say thank you or apologize to anyone
>have hunter eyes

>be gay for 6 years
>turn straight

no other way desu

Jeff pls leave

The most important thing about being Chad is you don't waste your time on anonymous chinese sites complaining about Chads

>tfw my friend is a gigaChad but he doesn't take advantage of his chad status because he's a christian and goes to bible school

i guess good on him , but jesus he'd literal have 100 thots lined up ready to suck his dick if he "broke bad"

Hop on Barbell medicine's mass variation of the texas method (doing 5x8 on volume day), it will fuck you up sincerely but you'll also become a man.

Source: I'm doing it and I've gotten really aggressive, this must be what roid rage feels like

Can relate to the voice thing. I worked on mine for about 8 months and it's probably the single best thing I ever did in my life to improve myself besides lifting.

Fuck it i will get a haircut tomorrow. What pic should i show to the hairdresser. For maximum chadness

scoop necc

someone please reply to this, id like to know as well

post picture of your current face so I can recommend something good for it; not all haircuts look good on everyone.

Hitler Youth, as you sound like a basic bitch.

Tell them you want a 0.5 on the side, leave the top long and ask for a high fade
Its the typical Chad haircut

look up milo ventimiglia. i've gotten good results by copying his style, hair cut. and he's not even that muscular. check his bio, and look at his two confirmed bangs (some of the hottest actresses at the time).

or you could just get buff and wear a v-neck shirt. either way. you need physique. real physical strength. takes at least 3 months of consistent work, more if you're fat.

Can you tell us what you did? I need all the help i can get

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Does chad have to be 6 or is 5'10 good enough

practice your barotone voice. look that up. also practice your breathing. if your breathing is short, your voice comes out high. if your breathing is long, smooth and relaxed, you have more control over your voice and can make it deep. also smoking helps to deepen your voice. just make the conscious decision to never talk like a faggot who makes every sentence sound like a question.; fucking hate that.

6" is perfect but if your face is good enough then 5"10 will do

It's simple really. I bought a book from a professional voice coach in my country (it's in Dutch, but I'm sure you can find one in English). Book was meant for college classes for public speaking/radio

>Do resonation exercises -important
>Breathing - important
>Learn how to pronounce vowels and shit
>Find your "voice"
Also, I found out I had pressure behind one of my eardrums and that it fucked up my hearing and in turn my voice and perception. Got that fixed.

A good start is probably looking up some youtube videos on vocal resonance. Also drink enough water, it affects your vocal chords greatly.

That's about all I can think of now. Practice daily.

Would of been nice to give the name of the book too.

thank you senpai

Yeah DON'T do what this man says regarding lowering your voice.

Before I bought the book I attempted to sound more "barotone" but this fucks up your voice.

What you want is to have a resonating voice and you need to find your ideal frequency. Your voice may seem like it'll get lower because of it though. BUT DON'T PERUSE A LOWER VOICE. It'll fuck your shit up, trust me.

Klink klaar, Bernadette Timmermans

It's in Dutch as I said.

Fuck

Thanks bro.

>milo ventimiglia
he looks like shit dude

only real advice is be yourself and don't take any advice

np

>strong jaw genetics
literally all you need to get pussy

I had a friend like this too. It was surreal going anywhere with him because women would literally stop what they were doing and stare at him. He's also a good church boy and was a virgin when he married

hahahaaa wtf is wrong with this picture

Lower class chads lol nope

Poor people are scum

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After you voice changed did you notice people taking you serious?
Did they treat you better than before?
I mean you are some freakish giant 187-188,
so I am sure people respect you more than shorter ones.
And could you potentially damage your vocal cords if you fuck up your voice training?

>chad detected

Just as well I'm learning nederlands, so maybe I'll check out this book
m.youtube.com/watch?v=3A_BtIXhOCw
Does this video work on the same vein. And what did you mean about not trying to make my voice sound lower, that'swhat i need lol

>After you voice changed did you notice people taking you serious?
I remember being shocked at first when I finished my program. I wasn't used to people actively paying attention to me, but all of a sudden I noticed that people would almost simultaneously look me in the eye whenever I was telling a story. They'd be talking about something when in a group of 3-4 people and then I'd open my mouth and everybody turns to me.

It gave me level 100 anxiety at first because this never happened to me before. I'd spaghetti all over the floor, but now I'm used to it.

>And could you potentially damage your vocal cords if you fuck up your voice training?
The resonance training wouldn't damage your vocal chords if you do it right. It's all about relaxing your body and removing tension from your neck area and focussing on your belly breathing.

Its main focus is to NOT force anything and you would be damaging your voice if you DO force something.

yeah something like this, I didn't watch it fully but I'll link you some in a few minutes.

>And what did you mean about not trying to make my voice sound lower, that'swhat i need lol

I meant that if you work on your resonance, your voice will naturally "seem" depper because it caries out further.

If you try to lower your voice, you're essentially forcing it to do something it's not meant to do effortlessly. This can fuck some shit up and make you sound unnatural.

>high and tight
Lol only desperate manlets get this haircut. We get it, you're trying really really really hard

Imagine being so fucking beta you look to another grown man on how to dress fucking lol dude kys.
>I've been getting good results
Lol it's not chemistry lab you fucking pussy

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keywords: resonance/ finding your voice/ opening your throat/opening voice/...

good luck

>tfw only 7 out of 10

Dank je wel I appreciate you help user
I guess there's still good advice to be found on here

Graag gedaan man, succes nog verder!

Desperate manlets and identityless teens.

Hahahaha almost made me feel better for only having 4

holy shit, terrible that trips were wasted on this gigaretard. free yourselves from this kind of retard Veeky Forums, regardless of whether or not this mouth breather does these things actively, he believes in their efficacy. Normies don't think about the world this way, don't fall into the trap of doing so.

Just fucking chill boys, focus on knowledge, personal development, and making dosh if you are ugly now and it won't matter in 10 years. Think about your life on a long enough timeline and realize where and how you can set yourself up to excel. It is certainly easier if you are beautiful, but it isn't a necessity.

i cant believe how much better that dude is than me
this is only pic that makes me feel little insecure

fuck I only have 7 of those

>t. butthurt virgin.

Is jaw surgery worth it?

Sweet already there.

Tell that to Elliot Rodgers.

if you have to try this hard, you're not a chad

>the have two of those
GIGA CHAD COMIN THROUGH

How the fuck do I thicken my neck?

Hang weight around your head and move against the resistance like you train every other muscle too. Getting bigger traps also helps.

Manlet detected

deep throat thicc dicks

g-string

if you were going in the right direction you wouldnt be on this board

do not give a fuck about other people think, and give a fuck about other people think.

I dont think you can become true Chad when you are already an adult, everyone who "made it" and became Chads arent chads but Brads. Chads are made from the moment they are born and start talking and wobling.
>You dont even need to be fit to be Chad. You dont have to have a square jaw. Its all charisma.

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And you post cartoon images of frogs.

fuckoff newguy

I would replace sports and playing them with being entertaining. None of those things matters if you're a boring fuck.

>confirmed bangs

Is this some hot new meme I don't know about?

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>nope
>it's okay but not Chad mode
>nope
>nope
>nope
>yes
>just regular hair I guess so nope
>nope
>not particulary
>working on it
I very much doubt that

>be born with 6'2 growth potential
>nope

Oh manlets...

I fucked a escort last night, fucked the shit out of her and was pounding her g spot but I didn’t cum. We ended up talking, chillin and taking a walk for a couple hours after. She gave me her personal number and she me told I was cute.

She is going to pay for us to see Black Panther this Saturday and I’m probably going to end up fucking her at my place free of charge...did I make it boys? I’m confused, did I just seduce an escort?

Nah she's going to marry you and rob you blind. Very clear you're an easy target.

Well she already has a sugar daddy, and she doesn’t want to settle down at all. We had a long talk she doesn’t seem like the relationship type, worst case is she just used me sex on her off-duty days.

Dont let anyone here guide you on relationship related stuff.
I mean it's a weird and supicious situation what you described but if you listen to anyone here you will most likely go a trash path.

True I can’t fully describe everything that happened in detail and even if I did the autist here wouldn’t understand. I felt a lot of chemistry with her and she only charged me half her hour rate so I’ll just take that for what it was and see where things go this Saturday.

being tall is useless if your skelly user.

kys

Did you rawdog her?

Literally no one cares other than OP and his loser followers LOL

No I didn’t

Atop being a beta on Veeky Forums and LEARN SOME SOCIAL SKILLS. lol

Yep.

In general, try to increase testosterone, see if your bite and chewing patterns are good, over-chew food, do breathing exercises, do exercises for the orbicularis oculi and get a jaw (and maybe chin) surgery. You'll get a great bone structure with the implants and a great facial musculature with the rest, be a whole different person in 6 months.

>ripped pants
I remember being 19

Chads are born, not made. Chads have superior genetics and instinctively train their muscles from a young age and have maximum testosterone during their puberty to develop broad chins and deep voices.

Ripped pants are back in retard.

More like dick are in his back end. Faggot.

skellyness is a teenage problem, it's not permanent

>following trends

>looks up author on goodreads
>book available only in Dutch

FUCK