Veeky Forums what are your shower habits?

Veeky Forums what are your shower habits?

>how often do you shower?
>how long do you shower?
>do you use shampoo on your whole body?
>masturbating while showering?

Personally shower 2-3 times a week and only shampoo my hair, body got pretty used to it and starts to smell way way later than when I used to shower daily with shampoo.
Skin looking better in general too and showers are super short like that.
Can't masturbate for shit under the shower, dick just turns numb.

wow, pic is super accurate for me, especially the below the knees

except add red to the hands because they technically get washed when I'm scrubbing everything else

>not showering for more than 1 or even 2 days
>on a fitness board
what's up pahjeet. do you even wash your clothes? try it; its usual to in the western world, just like showering daily

Kek, same

Same, I only pay attention to my feet when I have a gf

once a day at night before going to bed

20 to 30 minutes

I use cheap soap on my body and cheap shampoo on my hair

I do not masturbate in the shower, I do it in my room with vaseline before entering the shower. I jizz into a small garbage can in case anyone was wondering.

Shower every morning
Shampoo hair maybe twice a week
Use beard stuff on beard once a week

But pretty much pic

>how often do you shower?
Shower every day or every other day depending on how sweaty I get.
>how long do you shower?
10 minutes
>do you use shampoo on your whole body?
kek, shampoo for head, body wash for body. Then I use a face scrub and simple skin moisturiser.
>masturbating while showering?
Fuck no

I shower at night after I lift and then I wet my head and face when I wake up in the morning to make sure my hair looks good. Pic is incredibly accurate btw.

>Personally shower 2-3 times a week
>masturbating while showering?

>Not being no fap in 2018
Jesus OP you might be beyond help

>2 times a day, usually
>15-20mins-ish
>No, I use soap like a normal person.
>No, because it gets on the towels and that's how my sister got pregnant.

Nofap makes no sense, just go noporn.

My feet stink to high hell, I think it’s because they sweat. Even in a well-ventilated room, showering and scrubbing vigorously they still sweat. I can’t wear the same shoes for consecutive days. Please send help.

I dont understand, is there any other way to shower?

Nobody was wondering, but thanks for sharing

Mate this pic is fucking accurate, I do this too.

>Personally shower 2-3 times
Absolutely disgusting
How can you live with yourself? So I assume you don't always shower after you work out then?

Way too long

10 mins is plenty of time to get clean

Once a day, cold water
About 10-15 minutes
No, just armpits crotch and head
No sir

Pretty sure odorless socks exist lad, like $10 a pair though, think I saw them on shark tank

Just don't smell after one work out, maybe just genetics but no one has ever complained.

shower ~8mins every night before bed
cheapest soap bar i can find (25p) also wash as op's pic
conditioner on beard
sun, tues, thurs and friday i shave my head, then a second 2 min cold shower to wash off excess soap/stubble
moisturize head and face
i dont masturbate in the shower
facewash in the mornings

1. Once a day before bed or after gym/cardio, occasionally don't shower and occasionally twice.
2. ~1-2 minutes washing + 3 minutes cold shower.
3. Only shampoo hair every time. Use soap to wash body only occasionally.
4. No.
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5. File my heels once a week.
6. Scrub whole body with the coarse side of sponge once a week.

I feel your pain bro. Here's what helped for me.
Rotate shoes evey day, have three pairs or so. Never wear the same pair two days in a row. Those you are not wearing, dump them in the freezer once in a while to kill any remaining bacteria. Take foot baths a few times during the week. Add about three tablespoons of salt to a warm 5 liter foot bath and soak your feet comfily in it. The salt will help kill any bacteria or fungi on your feet.
Good luck breh, we're all gonna make it.

>Don't smell after one workout
Either you don't push enough or your friends are just too nice to say that you stink. Either way body hygiene is important faggot

I'm 28 years old and don't think I have ever washed my feet. I don't even dry them. Am I fucked?

Friends wouldn't say anything even I would have just crawled out the sewer. Was talking about girls.

In the shower, I use a water activated gel cleanser.
Then a honey almond body scrub. And on the face, an exfoliating gel scrub.
Then apply an herb mint facial mask, which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine.

>once a day
>30-45 minutes
>yes except feet
>no it burns

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Ice. Fucking. Cold. Shower. Once a day, 5 minutes. I try to shower after working out, then I make sure my sheets are clean and since I'm on nofap, I don't sweat like a pig jerking it in bed, and I can do the next day without showering in the morning. Works pretty good desu.

WTF do you do for 45 minutes under the shower? Do you have a TV in there?

Ice cold shower at 6:30am every morning, I don't use shampoo, my hair was super greasy for the first month but now its the healthiest its been.

The showers aren't really a pain anymore i can just stand under the stream without issue.

Not gonna lie, that's extremely disgusting. I hope you at least don't sweat a lot when you work out

>cold showers in the morning
Respect. I only get the power to do ICE cold after a workout. In the morning it's just cold.

I shower with schampoo like once every 2 days and I shower with water after lifting which is almost every day

Why don’t you just put your shoes in the wash like other clothes if you wash them that is

>3-4 times a week
>15-20 minutes
>no, shampoo is meant for the scalp and hair and not as abrasive as proper bodywash
>no, nothing against it, though

I try to tell my friends with dry and shitty skin/hair to not shower every day and they get defensive as if I've attacked their character or something.

I either shower with my gf (most days) or take a quick 10 min rinse and wash. We wash each other and she does a better job than I would if I were washing myself.

pic related

>five minutes in shower
>every morning
>shampoo if hair gets too greasy (usually once every two weeks)
>soap only if I can smell odor

Gee I wonder why I don’t have a gf
Jk girls actually tell me I smell good a lot. I don’t believe in natural musk or pheromones or any of that shit but if you regularly trim your underarms/pube/ass hair it’s pretty damn hard to stink for no reason

>No, because it gets on the towels and that's how my sister got pregnant.

mfw we got pajeets and incess in this thread

I spread my ass cheeks when I fart in the shower. Water runs down the butt center and wa la. Clean.

Every day after a workout(gym or running/swimming)
Cold shower but not ice cold. I wash my whole body properly though because I sweat like a pig.
Used to fap in the showers but it got to a point that I'd get an erection every time I got under a shower which was a problem considering I visit public showers from time to time.

Just chilling listening to jordan peterson. It's GOAT try it

Motherfucker

Just ask them to get a mild shampoo meant for every day use. Worked for me.

>shower every day after work and before events on weekend
>use dr bronners castile soap with facewasher all over
>wash hair twice a week with dr bronners citrus rinse

feels clean man

>>how often do you shower?
Every day once before working out and once after woking out
>>how long do you shower?
>>do you use shampoo on your whole body?
No. Only after work out if i go out

>>masturbating while showering?

I can only masturbate while laying down

20-30 minutes? What on Earth are you doing in there? Even before the Navy showers only took like 10 minutes maximum. Now they only take like 3-5 max