Donate blood to cut

Blood can only be donated once every 3 months. Better to donate plasma. You can donate plasma 2x a week, get paid for each time, and as a man in the 185+ catagorie, donating removes about 800 calories of proteins and fats from your body.

gotta get that blood from somewhere though
takes calories to make stuff this isnt magic dude

You can donate plasma twice a week and get paid for it dingus

Once every 2 month*

which reminds me, i'm due to donate now

why do you guys call it donation if you are getting paid for it? Its like only wanting to volunteer if you get paid for it

Although the whole process helps to burn more calories in that/next day it also means that you can't work out or do something really active.
You will get pretty hungry after donating, it's hard to resist urge to eat so you win nothing.
Also donating blood too often fuck with your iron levels in the body, watch out for that.

Fresh blood is better at carrying o2 so donating (or blood doping, I think it's called) is popular with some athletes. Either way, I just like getting complimented on my veins.

it takes between 600 and 650 kilocalories of energy for your body to replace the contents of a pint of blood

>giving your blood to someone you don't even know
can cuckholding go any farther?

which isnt what op asked

>work out
>donate
>take 1 rest day
>go back to regular schedule

shoo poltard

It's very important that you donate blood. African americans very rarely donate, and without your contribution it will be impossible to save the lives of
those affected by gang related gun violence.

Konstantinovs does it, and other things too
youtube.com/watch?v=Vx378d8UySA

The interviewer asked KK that most competitors have blood pressure problems so how does KK deal with his bp. KK replied that he tries to lower blood quantity. He literally just drains his blood - sometimes 200 ml sometimes 300 ml sometimes up to 1 liter. He says he feels fantastic doing this. For the first few days after draining he feels a little weak but he just needs to eat right and drink a lot of water and he is good to go. For KK, draining his blood is like changing engine oil in his car.
Women lose their stress hormones during their period. That is why they live longer than men. Men should also drain their blood periodically so that the body regenerates blood, they lose their stress hormones too and most importantly men can and should cry (like women do during their period) while draining blood. It is an ideal match to drain and cry even during the attempt.

Shit idk
Probably some tax loophole so we’re not considered employees or contract workers, since they mark up the price 500x before selling it off to pharma companies and hospitals

I lost 10 pounds in 5 days because of a viral stomach infection. You should try that.

plus all the HIV and other STDs Africans have make blood donation not possible

*further

tried to donate blood because was feeling pious and wanted to know my blood type. failed about half the 'have you had x in the past y time' questions. oh well

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>food I eat goes to the tapeworm in my guts

Why aren’t you doing this to cut user?

I love that from.
I shitpost all over it
>Have you ever had anal sex in exchange for drugs. [x]
And they still take my blood.
The first time i donated blood i did it with 2 girls, the only two people from my class that where old enough to do it with me.
Lots of fun. Boner when the needle went in was noticed. Fun times.

So what you're saying is I should start a MANstural cycle?

what a waste of digits
such a shitpost

this reminds me about that thread where OP was asking whether getting gangrene on their dick would make it bigger

would it tho?

he was talking about how his friend cut his dick while shaving and got gangrene, and after surgery he told him it grew in length by a few inches

>brainlet.jpg

i unironically like getting wounded aswell it relaxes me a lot, shame i'm not a masochist so i cant harm myself on purpose.
maybe as predators/fighters we evolved to lose part of our blood

gotta keep the neckbeard for neck gains, though

>breathe out

anyone tried this to lose weight?

how much do they pay? asking for a friend.

1.5 hours wtf. When I donate its 45 min tops. Also Canada vs USA
Don't get paid to donate either

he siad plasma, not blood. you dont get paid for blood donation. you can sell plasma

Given the amount of salty junk food they make you eat afterward it’s not worth it

It's only like 500 kcal and you can only donate once every 6 months.

I take one of the tiny apple juices and that's it. Always say I'm going to lunch/dinner immediately afterwards. It's not like the 70 yo women that run the desks are going to forcefeed you lmao.

He'd probably shake off your inferior genes and then fuck your girlfriend

>shoo poltard
>/v/ meme
>poltard
Kill yourself, would you?

>And they still take my blood
They quietly get rid of it later and don't report having you there.